Episode 4
"Welcome to another horrible episode of the Cid Highwind show!"yelled Cid. "Today,our special guest is a dear friend of mine! Allow me to introduce…………Barret!"
The potty-mouthed gunner entered the big room.
"Now Barret,my man! I heard you still swear a lot….Ive ditched the habit,"Cid smiled. "SWEAR! Who the #en # # told you I still swear!" "Um….relax….its just a rumor….yeah,"Cid smirked.
"It better be a &en rumor or Ill tear off your #in brain!"Barret yelled."Um….so whats up my friend?"Cid asked.
"Well,I just got a call from my #en daughter Marlene! Shes #en safe and Im #en happy!"Barret smiled.
"OK…..thats-Will you stop pointing that thing at me!"yelled Cid. "Oh,shoot!"said a bodyguard.'I lost my wallet!" "No,dont shoot!"yelled Cid.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
"OK…..go to commercial," said Cid as he put his head back on.
A voice pooped up on the screen. "Its new its fun…..its the Gorgous Unity Nuetralizer. We call it a GUN!" Vincent came out of nowhere and swung around a GUN! Two girls appeared by his side. "Not only can it nutralize,but it can make popcorn….in just seconds," said a girl as she winked. The other girl began to say:
"And its only available at Wall Market for 5000 gil so head on down today for your GUN!" Vincent began to say the final words: "And it makes the perfect gift or present……for the kids!"
The show came back on. "So…..Barret,anything going on in your love life?" Cid said.
"I dont know,but for some #en retarded reason, no girls think my words sweep them off their feet. And they dont enjoy holding hands in the sunset .What thesensoredis up with that! "Cids mouthed dropped as he heard the mother of bad words on HIS show. "Oh my god, he said SEPHIROTH!" said a guard. "What the Sephiroth is up with you guys?" Barret asked.
"Barret,you are a potty-mouth!" said Cid. Barret laughed. "So,you swore more and you were a chimney…you smoked so much!"
"So,at least I ditched my habits, you still swear!"
"No, I #in dont,you little!"
End of Episode