Episode 7

"Ahhh, yes, I have recovered from my pointless, brutal beating, "Cid said waving to his audience. "Today is a special episode. Since it's the 7th episode, and I come from the 7th Final Fantasy, we shall bring the entire FF7 cast up here, on this stage!" Cid shouted.

Lights flash and Cloud steps unto the set and waves to everyone. "Hey dudes,sup? Im Cloud and Im single and available," he smiled.

More lights flashed as Tifa came in. "Im Tifa and I have huge……………

……………………… ………………rabbits," she smiled and she opened motioned to the body guards who opened two cages and to gigantic rabbits hopped out of them."OK, that was freaky," Cloud said with a look resembling this:

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Red XIII walked unto the stage. "No lights for me? I hate you guys," he growled.

More lights flashed as Barret walked onto the stage. Cid huddled in a corner …..afraid.

"Yall,sup,my homies?" Barret shouted.

Cid looked up. "God, hes a hippie," He said to himself.

Sephiroth and Aeris walked on stage. (A/N:Aeris dumped Kuja! Yes,Episode 2 wasnt that cool, but the Kuja thing was kinda funny).

"Yes, I may be her killer, but hell, I love her," Sephiroth smiled. "Yeah," smiled Aeris, ready to pull her gun if Sephiroth made a bad move.

Yuffie and Vincent walked on together as well. "Hey yall,"Yuffie cheered. Vincent sighed. "God,I better be paid overtime for going out with Yuffie and starring in that gay commercial. Author of this incredibly lame fanfiction, YOU SHALL PAY!"

"I hope we didnt forget anyone, Oh goodie we didnt," Cid smiled. "Barret, we already discussed your------wait one stinkin second! Red, Yuffie, and Cloud are the only ones I haven't talked about love lives yet!" Said Cid.

Cid held the microphone in Vincents face.

"Hows your love life?"

"Well thanks to the author, I have to like Yuffie and star in crappy commercials."

"Um………thats swell," Cid smiled with a fake thumbs-up.

"You dont feel love for me Vincie…..," Yuffie sighed.3

"How can I put this nicely?" Vincent asked.

"NOOOOOO!"

"Im leaving you, Vince," Yuffie cried and ran off the set.

"Sweetness," Vincent praised.

"…………OK?" Cid shrugged.

"Red, how ya doin?"

"Get away from me," the wolf-lion-thing commanded.

"Come on guys we saved the world together;ou have to be a little nicer to the dude with the spear.

" liked you better as a smoking chimney that needed anger and cussing' management.

Cid:Oh.Cry me a river.Sticks out tounge.

Red left the stage.

Cid:Who likes reunions anyways?Cloud,my man,sup?

Cloud:Tell the girlies Im available.Tifa cheated on me with Squall.He thought she was Rinoa,cant bame her.Although Tifa has the rabbits'.

Tifa:Cant you give me a second chance?

Cloud:Whatever.I surrender to the rabbits.

Tifa:You think Cookies and Creame are that cute?Smiles,holding pet rabbits

Cloud:Yeah,those rabbits too.Oo

Tifa and Cloud held hands and walked off the stage.

Cid:Sephiroth,how about you?

Sephiroth:WHAT DO YOU MEAN I KILLED AERIS AND BOUGHT THS FAKE ROBOT-REPLICA FIVE MINUTES AGO!

I mean hi……………..

Cid:You know what!This episode sucks,go to credits.

THE NEXT DAY…………………

Cait Sith and Quina are banging on the door to the set."Open up!You said to bring your girlie if you had one,OPEN UP!