Disclaimer: I don't own crap. Much less Trigun. However, I do own the phrase 'HOLY GRANDMA'S KITCHENWARE' soley because me, myself, and I made it up. Also, I do not own the Spice Girls (which would be really weird o.O) or any or their songs, merchandising, or other stuffs.
A/N: Yay! My heart exploded with joy from your reviews! Which means that I had to have a heart transplant. Heh heh. Anyways. Yes, yes, I know. Im keeping you all in suspense about what happened to Vash's hair. But what fun would it be if I just flat out told you in the first chapter? Bo-ring. Not only that, I was reconsidering the idea I originally had to see if I could come up with something better. I didn't, but I thought of a little something extra to go with it. Oh, and I've had a request. Sephiroth1Ripley8 (who from this point on will be referred to as Sephy ') shall be a member of the Random Crowd of Screaming Knives Fangirls. So celebrate, you get a special part in the story. =D And now, onwards to chapter 3 and plenty of OOCness and random insanity!
Chapter 3 - The Mystery of Vash's Hair and the Cheer-Up Party
----------------------------------------It's 3 days later, meaning Legato's hot dog priveleges are gone.
Legato: -sulking.- I wanna hot dog. u.u
Knives: Legato...in the past three days alone you have eaten over four thousand hot dogs. .'
Legato: I know. -whines.- But they're just soooooo good! -sniffle.-
Knives: Well reward time is over. Now. Where is my Random Crowd of Screaming Knives Fangirls that I asked for?
Legato: Oh yes, I promised, didn't I? Okees, master. I shall be back soon with a crowd of rabid fangirls! -steals an ice cream truck and drives off in search of Knives-crazed females.-
Knives: -just shakes his head.-
-------------------------------------At the house/hotel thingy
Wolfwood: Vash. You have to come out of the bathroom at some point. It's not all that bad.
Vash: Yes it is! It's even worse than before! -wails.-
Meryl: You idiot, you can't stay in there forever! What am I going to say in my reports: "Vash the Stampede has locked himself in the bathroom due to a bad hair day and refuses to come out forever"?
Vash: -sniffles.- You're so heartless insurance girl!
Millie: I know what we can do to cheer you up, Mr. Vash! Let's go have a party down at the bar! We can invite your brother and all of his friends too!
Everyone: .........................
Vash:....Millie. Exactly how much pudding have you had today?
Millie: Only 27 3/4 cups. n.n'
Vash,Wolfwood & Meryl: x.x'
Millie: If you don't agree to this, Mr. Vash, I'll cry!
Vash: NO! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Wolfwood: Okay okay Big Girl, we'll have the party. Just don't cry.
Millie: YAY! -glomps Wolfwood.-
Wolfwood: Heh heh heh.
Meryl: Ugh. Vash, get dressed. We'll all meet at the bar in an hour.
Everyone: Okees.
----------------------------An hour later, everyone's entering the bar.
Vash: -is wearing a paper bag over his head.-
Wolfwood: Vash. Take the bag off.
Vash: No. I said I'd go to the party, but I never said I wouldn't wear a paper bag over my head!
Meryl: VASH TAKE THE DAMN THING OFF!
Vash: -whimpers.-
Knives: -marches (literally) in with his Gung Ho Guns, minus Legato (who is still out driving the stolen ice cream truck looking for Knives-crazed females).- So. -looks around suspiciously.- I hear that there is to be a party here, and some fool with a death wish has invited us.
Millie: Mr. Knives! -glomps Knives.- So glad you could come! And you brought all your friends! YAY!
Knives: -twitch.-
Meryl: -leading Vash over to a large squarish box thing.- Hey Vash. I got a jacuzzi for the party!
Vash: Ooh! A Jacuzzi! Can I open it??
Meryl: Yep. .
Vash: -lifts up the lid.- Uh...insurance girl?
Meryl: What?
Vash: Why is the jacuzzi filled with STRAWS?
Meryl: Vash, you know perfectly well that water is rare enough on Gunsmoke without us wasting it in a jacuzzi.
Vash: u.u'
Knives: -canonballs into the jacuzzi.- WAHOOO!
Everyone: O.O'
Knives: Ow. I think I have a straw up my butt.
Everyone: Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.
Meryl: Riiiiight. Anyway. Millie! Time for the entertainment!
Millie: -grabs Meryl, Dominique, Zazie, and Midvalley and runs off to a curtain behind a stage that's set up across from the bar counter.-
Wolfwood: o.O What do you think they're planning?
Vash & Knives: I'm not sure I want to know.
Knives: By the way, Vash. Why are you wearing a paperbag on your head? You look like a moron.
Vash: -in a high pitched, squeaky voice.- None of your business!
Wolfwood: C'mon Vash. Just take the damn thing off.
At that moment, a loud explosion was heard. Legato had driven through a wall with the stolen ice cream truck. A Random Crowd of Screaming Knives Fangirls came flooding through the hole in the wall.
Legato: Master, I have returned with the Random Crowd of Screaming Knives Fangirls that you requested.
Knives: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Now you may choose a reward Legato.
Legato....-thinking.- .......Can I change my name to Jones?
Everyone: o.O'
(A/N: The 'Jones' thing is an inside joke between my friends and I.)
Knives: Ok. But only for this chapter.
Jones/Legato: Joy! Chapter?
Knives: Right...Anyway. Now I shall choose a personal slave who shall attend to me at all times from this Random Crowd of Screaming Knivs Fangirls. -appears to ponder as the girls all beg him to pick her.-
Vash: x.x' Why me?
Knives: Shut up needle-noggin. You! -points at a fangirl.- Come here. From now on, you shall be my personal slave and attend to my every need.
Random Fangirl #164579: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! -does a dance of joy.-
Knives: Yes yes yes. We're all very happy. Leg... I mean Jones, go make a cake in honor of the momentuous occasion!
Jones/Legato: Yes Master. -skips off into the kitchen eating a hot dog that appeared from nowhere.-
Random Fangirl #164579: -jumps into the straw jacuzzi with Knives.- What can I do for you, Almighty Godly Master?
Knives: Hee hee. I like that. "Almighty Godly Master". Tell me, slave. What is your name?
Random Fangirl #164579: I'm Sephy. .
Knives: -puts his arm around Sephy.- Well congratulations Sephy. Free beers on the house!
Everyone: -cheers!-
Jones/Legato: -returns with a 47 layer cake.-
Vash: Woooooooooooooooooow.
Wolfwood: Yum. What flavor is it?
Jones/Legato: Rum.
Wolfwood: I love you.
Jones/Legato: o.O Gross.
Wolfwood: e.e Not THAT way.
Jones/Legato: Right. -starts tossing out free beers.-
Vash: -catches his and tries to drink it.- Crap! I forgot to put a mouth hole in this stupid paperbag.
Rai-Dei: Well then take it off, idiot.
Vash: Noooooo!
Knives: Aw, come on, bro. It can't be THAT bad.
Vash: Yes it can, yes it can!
Wolfwood: Tongari, if you do not take that ridiculous bag off your head right now, I'll-
Random Announcer Guy: Ladies, Gentlement, and Evil people, it is my pleasure to present to you....the Spice Girls?!!?!?!
Everyone: O.O' .' X.X'
Millie,Meryl,Dominique,Zazie, & Midvalley: -come out from behind the curtain.-
Millie: -is dressed as Ginger Spice with a short blue,red,and white tight minidress.-
Meryl: -dressed as Posh Spice wearing the little Gucci dress.-
Dominique: -dressed as Scary Spice in that tight leopard print outfit.-
Zazie: -dressed as Baby Spice with a blonde wig with pigtails and platform shoes and a pink minidress.-
Midvalley: -dressed as Sporty Spice with hair extensions in a ponytails and Nike Airs.-
Everyone except for aformentioned "Spice Girls": AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY EYES! THEY BUUUUUUUUUURN! -faints.-
Millie: OI! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FAINT! WAKE UP OR I'LL CRY!
Everyone: NOT THAT! -wake up.-
Millie: That's better. .
Wolfwood: Hey Big Girl. Nice dress. .
Millie/Ginger Spice: Thank you. n.n
Meryl: And for our first song, we'll sing "Stop." !
Everyone: -groans.-
Millie: -whips out her stungun.-
Everyone: I mean..uh...YAY!
"Spice Girls": -sing "Stop" whilst everyone tries to cover up their ears without actually doing so.-
Meryl: Thank you! We love you too.
Zazie and Midvalley: No we don't.
Millie and Meryl: Yes we do.
Zazie and Midvalley: NO we DON'T.
Millie and Meryl: YES we DO.
Jones/Legato: -sneaks up behind Vash and rips the paperbag off his head.-
Vash:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -the bag is removed to reveal...Vash's once beautiful blonde locks are now a hot neon pink.-
Everyone: O.O AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Vash: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I HATE YOU JONES/LEGATO! YOU'RE SO MEAN! -at that precise moment, there was a loud POOF and Vash now had a pink poofy afro instead of blonde spikes.-
Jones/Legato: Oh, Master, I did forget to mention that I spiced up the plan a bit by replacing Vash the Stampede's hairgel with InstAfro gel.
Knives: -rolling around on the floor laughing and crying.- (A/N: If you've ever seen episode 5 of Chobits, I think it's episode 5, where Hideki is trying to study but he can't concentrate so he's rolling around on the floor, its like that) EXCELLENT WORK! -choking on laughter.- Sephy, a free keg to everyone in the house, and a lifetime's supply of hotdogs for Jonesy here!
Sephy: Right away, Almighty Godly Master!
End of Chapter 3.
A/N: Well? What do you think? Reviews, yes you must review! I got volume 2 of Trigun manga today so Im hyper and excited. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I can guarantee that this story thing will probably be long. Im not sure how long, but it will be filled with more stupid plots, random spontaneous bar parties, and more. Now hurry and click the stupid review button!
A/N: Yay! My heart exploded with joy from your reviews! Which means that I had to have a heart transplant. Heh heh. Anyways. Yes, yes, I know. Im keeping you all in suspense about what happened to Vash's hair. But what fun would it be if I just flat out told you in the first chapter? Bo-ring. Not only that, I was reconsidering the idea I originally had to see if I could come up with something better. I didn't, but I thought of a little something extra to go with it. Oh, and I've had a request. Sephiroth1Ripley8 (who from this point on will be referred to as Sephy ') shall be a member of the Random Crowd of Screaming Knives Fangirls. So celebrate, you get a special part in the story. =D And now, onwards to chapter 3 and plenty of OOCness and random insanity!
Chapter 3 - The Mystery of Vash's Hair and the Cheer-Up Party
----------------------------------------It's 3 days later, meaning Legato's hot dog priveleges are gone.
Legato: -sulking.- I wanna hot dog. u.u
Knives: Legato...in the past three days alone you have eaten over four thousand hot dogs. .'
Legato: I know. -whines.- But they're just soooooo good! -sniffle.-
Knives: Well reward time is over. Now. Where is my Random Crowd of Screaming Knives Fangirls that I asked for?
Legato: Oh yes, I promised, didn't I? Okees, master. I shall be back soon with a crowd of rabid fangirls! -steals an ice cream truck and drives off in search of Knives-crazed females.-
Knives: -just shakes his head.-
-------------------------------------At the house/hotel thingy
Wolfwood: Vash. You have to come out of the bathroom at some point. It's not all that bad.
Vash: Yes it is! It's even worse than before! -wails.-
Meryl: You idiot, you can't stay in there forever! What am I going to say in my reports: "Vash the Stampede has locked himself in the bathroom due to a bad hair day and refuses to come out forever"?
Vash: -sniffles.- You're so heartless insurance girl!
Millie: I know what we can do to cheer you up, Mr. Vash! Let's go have a party down at the bar! We can invite your brother and all of his friends too!
Everyone: .........................
Vash:....Millie. Exactly how much pudding have you had today?
Millie: Only 27 3/4 cups. n.n'
Vash,Wolfwood & Meryl: x.x'
Millie: If you don't agree to this, Mr. Vash, I'll cry!
Vash: NO! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Wolfwood: Okay okay Big Girl, we'll have the party. Just don't cry.
Millie: YAY! -glomps Wolfwood.-
Wolfwood: Heh heh heh.
Meryl: Ugh. Vash, get dressed. We'll all meet at the bar in an hour.
Everyone: Okees.
----------------------------An hour later, everyone's entering the bar.
Vash: -is wearing a paper bag over his head.-
Wolfwood: Vash. Take the bag off.
Vash: No. I said I'd go to the party, but I never said I wouldn't wear a paper bag over my head!
Meryl: VASH TAKE THE DAMN THING OFF!
Vash: -whimpers.-
Knives: -marches (literally) in with his Gung Ho Guns, minus Legato (who is still out driving the stolen ice cream truck looking for Knives-crazed females).- So. -looks around suspiciously.- I hear that there is to be a party here, and some fool with a death wish has invited us.
Millie: Mr. Knives! -glomps Knives.- So glad you could come! And you brought all your friends! YAY!
Knives: -twitch.-
Meryl: -leading Vash over to a large squarish box thing.- Hey Vash. I got a jacuzzi for the party!
Vash: Ooh! A Jacuzzi! Can I open it??
Meryl: Yep. .
Vash: -lifts up the lid.- Uh...insurance girl?
Meryl: What?
Vash: Why is the jacuzzi filled with STRAWS?
Meryl: Vash, you know perfectly well that water is rare enough on Gunsmoke without us wasting it in a jacuzzi.
Vash: u.u'
Knives: -canonballs into the jacuzzi.- WAHOOO!
Everyone: O.O'
Knives: Ow. I think I have a straw up my butt.
Everyone: Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.
Meryl: Riiiiight. Anyway. Millie! Time for the entertainment!
Millie: -grabs Meryl, Dominique, Zazie, and Midvalley and runs off to a curtain behind a stage that's set up across from the bar counter.-
Wolfwood: o.O What do you think they're planning?
Vash & Knives: I'm not sure I want to know.
Knives: By the way, Vash. Why are you wearing a paperbag on your head? You look like a moron.
Vash: -in a high pitched, squeaky voice.- None of your business!
Wolfwood: C'mon Vash. Just take the damn thing off.
At that moment, a loud explosion was heard. Legato had driven through a wall with the stolen ice cream truck. A Random Crowd of Screaming Knives Fangirls came flooding through the hole in the wall.
Legato: Master, I have returned with the Random Crowd of Screaming Knives Fangirls that you requested.
Knives: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Now you may choose a reward Legato.
Legato....-thinking.- .......Can I change my name to Jones?
Everyone: o.O'
(A/N: The 'Jones' thing is an inside joke between my friends and I.)
Knives: Ok. But only for this chapter.
Jones/Legato: Joy! Chapter?
Knives: Right...Anyway. Now I shall choose a personal slave who shall attend to me at all times from this Random Crowd of Screaming Knivs Fangirls. -appears to ponder as the girls all beg him to pick her.-
Vash: x.x' Why me?
Knives: Shut up needle-noggin. You! -points at a fangirl.- Come here. From now on, you shall be my personal slave and attend to my every need.
Random Fangirl #164579: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! -does a dance of joy.-
Knives: Yes yes yes. We're all very happy. Leg... I mean Jones, go make a cake in honor of the momentuous occasion!
Jones/Legato: Yes Master. -skips off into the kitchen eating a hot dog that appeared from nowhere.-
Random Fangirl #164579: -jumps into the straw jacuzzi with Knives.- What can I do for you, Almighty Godly Master?
Knives: Hee hee. I like that. "Almighty Godly Master". Tell me, slave. What is your name?
Random Fangirl #164579: I'm Sephy. .
Knives: -puts his arm around Sephy.- Well congratulations Sephy. Free beers on the house!
Everyone: -cheers!-
Jones/Legato: -returns with a 47 layer cake.-
Vash: Woooooooooooooooooow.
Wolfwood: Yum. What flavor is it?
Jones/Legato: Rum.
Wolfwood: I love you.
Jones/Legato: o.O Gross.
Wolfwood: e.e Not THAT way.
Jones/Legato: Right. -starts tossing out free beers.-
Vash: -catches his and tries to drink it.- Crap! I forgot to put a mouth hole in this stupid paperbag.
Rai-Dei: Well then take it off, idiot.
Vash: Noooooo!
Knives: Aw, come on, bro. It can't be THAT bad.
Vash: Yes it can, yes it can!
Wolfwood: Tongari, if you do not take that ridiculous bag off your head right now, I'll-
Random Announcer Guy: Ladies, Gentlement, and Evil people, it is my pleasure to present to you....the Spice Girls?!!?!?!
Everyone: O.O' .' X.X'
Millie,Meryl,Dominique,Zazie, & Midvalley: -come out from behind the curtain.-
Millie: -is dressed as Ginger Spice with a short blue,red,and white tight minidress.-
Meryl: -dressed as Posh Spice wearing the little Gucci dress.-
Dominique: -dressed as Scary Spice in that tight leopard print outfit.-
Zazie: -dressed as Baby Spice with a blonde wig with pigtails and platform shoes and a pink minidress.-
Midvalley: -dressed as Sporty Spice with hair extensions in a ponytails and Nike Airs.-
Everyone except for aformentioned "Spice Girls": AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY EYES! THEY BUUUUUUUUUURN! -faints.-
Millie: OI! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FAINT! WAKE UP OR I'LL CRY!
Everyone: NOT THAT! -wake up.-
Millie: That's better. .
Wolfwood: Hey Big Girl. Nice dress. .
Millie/Ginger Spice: Thank you. n.n
Meryl: And for our first song, we'll sing "Stop." !
Everyone: -groans.-
Millie: -whips out her stungun.-
Everyone: I mean..uh...YAY!
"Spice Girls": -sing "Stop" whilst everyone tries to cover up their ears without actually doing so.-
Meryl: Thank you! We love you too.
Zazie and Midvalley: No we don't.
Millie and Meryl: Yes we do.
Zazie and Midvalley: NO we DON'T.
Millie and Meryl: YES we DO.
Jones/Legato: -sneaks up behind Vash and rips the paperbag off his head.-
Vash:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -the bag is removed to reveal...Vash's once beautiful blonde locks are now a hot neon pink.-
Everyone: O.O AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Vash: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I HATE YOU JONES/LEGATO! YOU'RE SO MEAN! -at that precise moment, there was a loud POOF and Vash now had a pink poofy afro instead of blonde spikes.-
Jones/Legato: Oh, Master, I did forget to mention that I spiced up the plan a bit by replacing Vash the Stampede's hairgel with InstAfro gel.
Knives: -rolling around on the floor laughing and crying.- (A/N: If you've ever seen episode 5 of Chobits, I think it's episode 5, where Hideki is trying to study but he can't concentrate so he's rolling around on the floor, its like that) EXCELLENT WORK! -choking on laughter.- Sephy, a free keg to everyone in the house, and a lifetime's supply of hotdogs for Jonesy here!
Sephy: Right away, Almighty Godly Master!
End of Chapter 3.
A/N: Well? What do you think? Reviews, yes you must review! I got volume 2 of Trigun manga today so Im hyper and excited. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I can guarantee that this story thing will probably be long. Im not sure how long, but it will be filled with more stupid plots, random spontaneous bar parties, and more. Now hurry and click the stupid review button!