Wanda studied the E-mail for a long time,then glanced at Cosmo,who had gotten intangled in the web-like net of string.The gang had spent the last 2 hours trying to figure out what Mama Cosma had up her sleeve.Except for Cosmo,of course.

"Are you sure you do think it could be just a ploy to make us think it and nothing more?"Wanda asked Timmy skeptically,not really buying his theory that Mama Cosma might acutally mean it.

"Well,sure,"Timmy was saying,"Why not?She tried before,why not this time?"

"But you were there the last time she tried to pull something,"Wanda persisted,trying to make it clear to Timmy how serious the matter was,"Mama Cosma can be a schemer and very deceptive,believe me!"

"Yeah and I also remember her saying that she wanted him to stay with us because of how much misery he tends to cause you!"Timmy striked back with a knowing grin.

"I guess,"Wanda hated to admitt it,but Timmy could be right,"That growth spurt you're going through sure makes it eaiser to reason things out more logically,huh?"

"Huh?"Timmy inquired her dumbly,apparently things only went so far into understanding even if he was having a maturing growth spurt.

"Well,I for one think you're aboslutely right,Wanda."Martha told her daugther admiringly,kissing her softly on the cheek.

"Hey!What about me?It's possible I'm right too!?"Timmy interupted offendedly.

"Yes,but you're only ten,dear."Martha told him dismissfully,waving her wand at him for emphasis.

"What's everyone so worked up about?"Cosmo asked them cluelessly,"I think Timmy has a point,even if I don't remember all of it...."

"Hah!"Timmy declared happily,putting one his hand on the opposite shoulder near him of Cosmo and indicated him with his index finger,"Cosmo thinks I'm right!"

"Leave it to Cosmo to be blissfully unaware of a crisis,"Wanda muttered wryly,putting her hands on her hips.

Timmy grinned wickedly,while Cosmo blew a small rapshberry in her face.Then she watched with narrowed eyes as they did a little jig triumphantly and then turned slightly squrimish whenthey meet Wanda's flaring,bloodshot eyes.

"Well be quiet now,"They both said in a fretful manner.

"But what are we gonna do if she's really up to something?"Timmy piped up aphoristically,seeming to recover from a whatever was bothering him.

"Good question."Wanda repiled blankly.

Outside....

"Hmm..."Crocker whispered to himself in the bushes,while rubbing his forhead in concentration has he tried to make heads or tales of the instructions to some sort ofbig metal box that had been in the cardboard box,"I can't read any of this in the dark!I need light."

He held it up to some of the mid-day sunlight seeping threw the leafs of the bushes,then he saw what he had to do!Writen in 4 types of lauange:English,Spanish,Japan,etc.Was 3 simple steps.And they were on the very last page!

"OK,first!Get a direct aim for the source of the supernatural,mythical,extratersiatal or magical power useing either side of the metal box.Then,press the big shiney red button on top to unveil the absorber to convert them into the matter of whatever their made of and then lastly,don't press thebutton next to it that reads 'Reverse Vowel'."

Grinning,he started to pushed the box forward out of the bushes with all his might,before realizing something.....

"How am I going to get all the way up there?"Crocker wondered to himself,puzzled.Then he had it!All I have to is knock on the door and let Turner's parents to the honors of letting me up in and then!Then I'll have my victory!

Crocker sounded the bell with a devious smirk,when he heard of voice that seemed familiar say,"I'll get it!",He couldn't put a finger on it,but it sounded somehow vividly familiar.That's when a the door swung open and Mr. Turner appeared.

"Hello,can I help-EH-egads!"He gasped when he saw Crocker standing frozen in his place at the front door,"Hey!You're that handsome teacher my wife seemed to seemingly adore!"

"Oh-eh-heh.Nice seeing you again,is you're son home?"Crocker asked nervously,making frightful glances at Timmy's dad as he rolled up both his sleeves and cracked his knuckles.

"To....do?"Timmy's dad questioned him suspciously,eyeing him with considerably watchful eye as he tried explaining.

Great.Crocker thought miserbly,Now I have to get this idiot off my back in order to get up to Turner's room!

"Uh...right.I'm here to you on you're son's-uh....newest,hottest,and not to mention FRESHEST hot fresh A !"Crocker exclaimed,gaining more confidence as he spoke.

"Really!?Oh,thats...hey!Wait a minute."Timmy's dad said in mock realization,narrowing his eyes,"I know what's going on!You're trying to get Timmy to like you more then me,aren't you?"

"Oh,brother,"Crocker murmured wearily,then thinking quickly,grabbed a rubber pencil out of his pocket,"See the rubber pencil!?See it?see it?Well,go FETCH iiiittt!!!!!"

"Oooo...!Ooo....!Wait....I've been working around pencils long enough to know that that's the oldest trick in the pencil book!"Timmy's dad told him cagily,starting to advance on the fingering fiddiling teacher.

"That's...because...it's a one-of-a-KIND rubbery-bendy...uh...pencil,whatever."He was so bent on capturing Timmy's fairys,that he didn't really care about making up excuses.Yet he didn't want to be pumbled by Timmy's dad the last time he had been there.

"Err...really?!You're not lying and/or decieveing me just to make a desperate excuse to go see Timmy for some reason I shouldn't or couldn't know about?"Timmy's dad asked him curiously,still a little unconvinced that it was true.

"Erm,sure."Crocker repiled vaguely,tossing the pencil carelessly over his shoulder.

"Mmm..uhhh...Timmys up in his room,BYE!"Timmy's dad barked to him,as he sped out of the doorway and out in the street.

"And they call me nuttcase,hmph."Crocker told himself boredly,but quickly resumed his quest,"NOW Turner!Get ready...and say good-bye to you're precious Fairy godparents!"

Next chapter will be full of suspence,trust me.A little more drama and emotion,but still a little added humor.Well,I gotta go.I have to baby-sit tonight.Seriously,don't try it.But it's good money thou,well,until next...uh,chapter!TTYL and such!

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