Yup! Three chapters in just as many days! And I still haven't seen any reviews! I feel so depressed… moo… Anyways, I hope that you enjoy my latest chapter! I'll also put up Carrot Stix, my other story; because I guess it counts as a parody. And if not, I'll find somewhere to put it because it's such a cool story. ENJOY! Heh heh, I'm listening to j-rock again! Mooness!

And you all know that I don't own Legal Drug and stuff, Clamp does!

Chapter 3

Kazahaya stormed home from school, Rikuo walking very slowly far behind him. 'I can't believe this!' He thought to himself. That day at school had been horrible. Not only did Rikuo share a class, as Kakei had let him believe, but they shared all classes, meaning that he had to suffer through a whole day with the jerk.

He burst into the house to find Saiga sitting on the couch in the living room watching TV with Kakei's head in his lap. His jaw dropped again. "Dad!" He called.

"What?" Saiga asked as he stroked Kakei's hair. Kazahaya's lips tightened to a line as he stormed forward and grabbed Saiga's wrist.

"Stop touching him!" He shouted, which woke up Kakei. The light haired, slender man sat up and stretched, yawning.

"Hey Kazahaya…" He murmured sleepily, rubbing one eye lazily, "How was school?"

"Wonderful." Kazahaya growled sarcastically

"Good." Kakei stood up and looked at the clock. "Where's Rikuo?" He asked.

"Still coming," Kazahaya answered. He looked at the clock, then back at his father. "Why aren't you at work?"

"I called in sick." Kakei said.

"How can you call in sick when you OWN Green Drug Store?" Kazahaya asked.

"I had Saiga go down and place a note on the door." Kakei replied. "Why? What's wrong?"

"Who couldn't YOU go and place it there?" Kazahaya asked.

"He wasn't really in much shape to walk." Saiga said suggestively.

"Gah! I didn't want to hear that!" Kazahaya said, placing his hands childishly over his ears and shutting his eyes.

His eyes shot open not much later when he felt an arm around his waist. "Gah! Rikuo! Let go of me!" He shouted as he struggled against the dark haired boy's grip.

"No, it's time to go to work." The black haired boy said.

Kazahaya froze as he considered what this meant and then struggled harder. "He's going to rape me!" He cried to his dad.

"I doubt that." Kakei laughed, "He's going to take you to Green Drug Store today since I'm taking a day off."

"Wait, you hired him?" Kazahaya asked, pausing in his struggles.

"It's the family store, and he's now family." Kakei said with a slight smile. "Now go on, have fun!"

"Bye Dad! Bye Mom!" Rikuo called as he dragged Kazahaya out the door after him. Once outside, he pressed Kazahaya against the side of the house and then gave a smile. "Homophobe…" He murmured as he slowly moved closer to Kazahaya as though he were going to kiss him.

Kazahaya was too scared to move, but then realized that this must be some sort of test to prove he wasn't scared of a little contact between two men. He let Rikuo's lips graze his and then looked into his 'brother's' eyes as the boy pulled back.

"Yup, homophobe." Rikuo said simply, letting Kazahaya go and then turned and started the short distance towards Green Drug Store.

Kazahaya's mouth gaped as he watched Rikuo and then he frowned and followed the black haired boy. "I'm not!" He insisted, "I- I just…"

"You're just a scared little straight boy," Rikuo laughed.

'Wait…' Kazahaya thought after Rikuo said this, 'is he…not straight? Gay then? Bi? Probably one of those two, since his father is that Saiga person.' He paused as he remembered that his father was part of the relationship. 'I'm screwed…' He thought to himself as he started after Rikuo again.

Once they got to the drug store, Kazahaya unlocked the door and then went in. "What do I get to do?" Rikuo asked.

"Shelve something…" Kazahaya muttered as he switched on the lights, "I don't care what, just see what we're running out of." He headed towards the back to do the same, to grab a box to shelve.

Rikuo, who had followed him, picked up one box and then showed it to Kazahaya. The label said 'Condoms'. "If there are any left when I'm done…" He winked suggestively.

"Gah! No!" Kazahaya shouted, jumping backwards and then tripping over a box.

"Baka," Rikuo said, "It's so fun to tease you. As I was saying, if there are any left, let's give some to Mom and Dad."

Kazahaya watched Rikuo from his position on the floor and then slowly stood up. "Whatever; you pay for them," He muttered as he chose a box too, not caring much what it said.

Rikuo glanced out the label. "Hmm, you like those?" He asked.

Kazahaya looked down at his box, labeled 'flavored condoms' and then screamed as he dropped it. "Go work!" Kazahaya shouted, pointing at the shelves.

Rikuo started to leave and then turned. "I understand," Rikuo said softly, "I was a virgin once too." He then laughed and walked off to stock the shelves.

Kazahaya bristled at his words. "Jerk…" He muttered.

Heh, I'm done for now! I like this chapter, but I don't think I'm getting the personalities write. Oh well, this is my very first fan fiction, remember, and my very first Yaoi story!