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Neji Goes To Boarding School

Chapter 2: Kilts

"No, I'm sending you to boarding school because you kicked me in the ass."

"But I thought we were over that! And where do you have the right to send me away to boarding school? You're not my parent/ guardian!"

Gai sighed. He made a bunch of little seal movements with his hands and POOF! Suddenly, they were standing in front of what looked like an English boarding school.

"Do you doubt my abilities now! Huh? Do ya punk?" Shouted Gai, in Neji's face.

'I still do! No one said that you were-" Neji stopped. He had just realised where he was. "Where in the world are we?" He asked. They were nowhere he could tell. Plus there were a bunch of girls around.

"Now, you just go into that building there and I'm sure everything will be sorted out. Don't miss me to much sweetie!" Gai kissed Neji on the forehead and poofed away.

"Great" Neji said. "I have no idea where I am or what I'm doing here. I might as well do as Gai says and just go over into that office over there." So Neji went over into the office.

Inside the office was a lady sitting typing on a computer. Except, Neji didn't know what a computer was so he just assumed she was plotting some evil plan to thwart... to thwart someone.

"Oh! Hello! You must the new student!" Said the lady before Neji had time to react. "Let's see, you must be Jessica! Are you excited to be coming here?"

"My name isn't-" said Neji before he was cut off.

"Wonderful! Now here is your uniform that you ordered. Put that on and I'll have someone show to your room. You'll be living there for the rest of the year so I suggest you spend some time getting to know your roommate! Have fun!" Said the Lady and then she sat back down and began typing again.

"Wonderful." Neji muttered under his breath. He wondered what he was supposed to do now. He couldn't very well change in front of this lady! That would be embarrassing. He decided to change in a bush he saw outside.

After he had finished changing, Neji was shown to his room. On the way up those treacherous stairs (Neji swore they were going to send him six feet under) he noticed that there seemed to be a lot of girls wandering around. It was beginning to dawn on Neji that he really wasn't supposed to be here and that it was stupid mistake made by Gai. If that was the case Neji had to get out of here. And fast. Unfortunately, it wouldn't be a good idea to start randomly killing people he saw in the hall (which was his brilliant escape plan) so he decided to play along with it for a bit.

He was shown into a small room with pink walls. Oh how Neji loved the colour pink! But he could never let anyone else know that! He would be the laughing stock of the whole village! So Neji put on his fake disgusted face and sat down on the bed he claimed as his own.

Apparently his roommate hadn't arrived yet seeing as how the other bed was empty and there was no stuff lying around. Neji decided to take a nap. Why waste a perfectly good afternoon?

Neji was awakened by the door opening. In bounced a jolly girl. Oh great though Neji. I have to share a room with a girl!

"Hi Neji! Or should I say… Jessica!" Said the girl.

"How did you know that my name was Neji! I don't even know you! Wait…" Neji surveyed the girl standing before him. "Oh my lord! It can't be!" Neji gasped.