Chapter 3: Neji's Nightmare

Standing before him was Sasuke. But it wasn't the Sasuke that Neji knew. It was a Sasuke in a kilt! Then Neji looked down and realized he was wearing a kilt too. It had been part of the uniform that the lady had given him. This must never get out.

"What are you doing here?" Neji asked Sasuke.

"Gai randomly popped up and said that he was sending me to boarding school and before I knew I was here. It must be one of his half-baked plans to thwart Kakashi." Sasuke chuckled. "When will that Gai ever learn?"

Neji pondered this while Sasuke was unpacking. Then he realized two things. First, it wasn't worth the trouble to try and figure out what Gai had up his sleeve and second, why was Sasuke unpacking? He had time to pack! Neji looked over and saw that Sasuke was unpacking a pair of pants and purple night-gown. Neji wasn't going to ask. He had decided that Sasuke was gay a long time ago.

"Well, I'm hungry. I think I passed the dining hall on the way here. Let's go get dinner." Said Sasuke a little too enthusiastically. Neji considered this and decided it was a good idea.

The two of them went down together to the dining hall and sat down to eat a good hearty meal. Neji looked around while eating. Where were all the other guys? All he saw here was girls. Was he in the wrong place?

"Hey Sasuke? Has it ever occurred to you that we're in the wrong place?" Neji asked.

"Nope. I like it here. Good food, nice beds… I don't see anything wrong." Said Sasuke.

"Well, how about the fact that we're the only two guys in this whole place?"

"Now that you mentioned it, this steak is a little to raw."

"I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT THE STEAK!" Said Neji way too loudly. Everyone stared. Neji sighed. Oh well. He'll have to wait till Gai's plan failed and he came to get them back. At least Sasuke was here to endure the pain with him. Neji glanced over at Sasuke.

"Oh yes! I do believe green is the new pink!" Said Sasuke to a bunch of girls. It appeared Sasuke has already made friends. Neji now had no doubt that Sasuke was gay. Neji was kind of disturbed that he had to share a room with him.

"Angela, you do have very good fashion sense!" Said one of the girls (who shall be unnamed). Neji gave Sasuke a funny stare.

"Why did she," Neji said pointing to the anonymous girl, "Call you Angela?"

"Well, I didn't want anyone in Konoha to know this but my real first name is Angela. I just made up the name Sasuke. It sounded cooler than Angela at the time. But now I realise that by covering up my real name, I was also covering up the real me. And by covering up the real me, I was covering up my energy flow. It's all about the karma Jessica… all about the karma."

"I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL ME JESSICA!" Neji was really angry now.

"Miss Jessica, if you cannot keep your voice down your voice down and feel the need to shout like an animal then you can spend the night with the animals in the barn." A random old lady said.

"MY NAME IS NOT JESSICA!"

First things first, I would like to thank everyone who reviewed! I was actually amazed at how many people thought the girl would be Tenten. It was obviously Sasuke. Who else could it be? Anyways, the question is not who else it could have been but... Neji's manliness. I swear, how many guys do you see around with such pretty long hair. I would die for Neji's hair. So yeah, anyways, thanks for reviewing and I hope you all enjoy the rest of the story!