Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did... my name would be Masashu Kishimoto and not Aiko.
Neji Goes to Boarding School
Chapter 4: Talking Horses
The next thing Neji knew, he was put out in the barn with the horses. Surprisingly the school had horses. Neji didn't mind them. They just stood there. And pooped. But that didn't bother Neji.
"I prefer the company of horses to those frumpy old ladies and a gay roommate anyways." Neji muttered as if someone was listening.
"I totally agree. This place is the gross manifestation of supreme idiocy." Said a random horse.
After that, Neji decided he never ever wanted to sleep in the barn again.
The next morning, Neji awoke bright and early to the sound of horses eating.
"Where am I?" Neji asked to no one in particular.
"You're in the barn." Said that random horse from last night. Neji spun around to stare at the horse.
That's right… talking horse… bad smell… lots of straw…some dirt. Neji thought.
"It was a rhetorical question. I knew where I was." Neji said to the horse.
"Then why did you ask it."
"BECAUSE I FELT THE NEED TOO!"
"That mouse was right… you do shout a lot. You need anger management."
"Mice talk too? Wait… why am I even holding a conversation with you? Horses don't talk!" And that was the end of that conversation. Neji probably would have continued on his rant about how horses aren't supposed to talk but at that very moment that frumpy old lady who put him in the barn in the first place walked in. The look on her face gave the impression that there was a very bad smell under her nose and in fact, there was… she had just stepped in horse dung.
"Shit! These are my brand new shoes!" She looked up and saw Neji staring at her, "I mean… Jessica! Did you enjoy your night in the barn? Are thinking about joining us for classes today?"
"Sure why not." Answered Neji as with as much civility as he could allow. He loathed the name Jessica.
"Then get cleaned up. Breakfast is being served in the dining hall." Replied the old lady. Then she left. She needed to get rid of those shoes. No perfume or other smelling substance could get rid of that smell.
Neji got up and made his way to the barn door. But not before giving the talking horse a last suspicious stare. What a weird horse…Neji thought.
What a weird boy… I mean talking horses? Whatever he's smoking, I want some… thought the horse.
Again, I would like to thank everyone for the reviews I had. Apparently I am so funny I should be put under arrest. This is an interesting theory. I found it highly amusing how some people were actually slightly offended by the fact that Tenten did not make an appearance. She would have, had she not been at a tea party with Lee and the mafia thanks to Kuro (yes, you will get your award... in time). This won't be a sick yaoi fic! The only gay people are Gai (who is sooo obviously gay with Lee), Lee (see note on Gai), and Sasuke (he's gay because I really don't like him too much). Anyways, chapter five should be here sometime on the weekend or maybe even before so just keep checkong back.