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Neji Goes to Boarding School

Chapter 5: Computer Science

Neji walked down the hall. He was staring at his time table. Oh my goodness! A randomly appearing time table! What has the world come to?

Anyways, moving on with the story… Neji was reading the time table and saw that he had computer science first. What in the world is computer science? In Konoha there were no such things as computers. Or so we can assume.

While Neji was walking down the hall reading and consumed by his own thoughts, he tripped and fell flat on his face.

"Ow! Stupid feet… They're only a hassle…" Neji mumbled to himself. That's when he noticed what he had tripped over.

"OH MY GOD!" Neji yelled. Not him… he couldn't be here… this was just too weird.

"Oh sorry Neji… I didn't mean to be lying here." Said Kakashi.

"Why are you lying on the floor?" said Neji, trying to recollect himself, "No wait… what are you doing here?"

"Well… it's a long story that begins with Gai, a giant cookie and bubblegum. So now I'm here and lying on the floor for no apparent reason." Said Kakashi.

"That doesn't explain anything." Said Neji

"It could."

Just then… one of those random old ladies came running up.

"There you are Mister Kakashi! You're late for your class. You do know you're supposed to be teaching now don't you? And I would change into a suit. We want to set a good example for our students" She eyed Kakashi's ninja outfit.

Kakashi stood up and shrugged. "I really prefer this. Much more comfortable." He began to walk down the hall ignoring the old lady. Neji hurried to follow.

"What class are you teaching?" He asked.

"Computer science." Said Kakashi. "Ah! Now here we are." He stopped before the assigned classroom.

The classroom was filled with students. Some waved Neji over. That has to be Sasuke. It was in fact Sasuke. Neji sat down as far away as possible from him and stared at the machine that was on the desk. Neji poked it. He had no clue what it was.

"KAKASHI-SENSEI! What are you doing here?" Asked Sasuke really loudly.

"Supposedly I'm teaching Computer Science." Kakashi said.

"Oh okay then!" Said Sasuke with a shrug.

"Now is this everybody?" Kakashi asked as everyone nodded, "Okay then. Let's start off by asking ourselves a simple question… What is computer science? Anyone know?"

"The science of computers?" Said one girl.

"Well, one could assume so. Anyways, moving on… today we'll be practicing some ninjutsu and…" Kakashi began. Clearly he has no idea what a computer is.

"Umm… Mr. Kakashi?" Said one girl who raised her hand. "We're supposed to be learning how to use computers, not doing this ninnywhatsit."

Kakashi paused, looking confused. "Well I have no idea what computer science is so I can't really teach you anything. Therefore class is dismissed… have a good day."

"Excuse me, but my parents pay a lot of money for me to go here and get a good education. I don't think it's right that you-" One of the girls started saying. She didn't get to finish because Kakashi waved his hands and she was gone. Kakashi's cool that way. He can wave his hands and make people disappear. Where he learned how to do this… we shall never know.

"Cool! Can you teach me how to do that! I really would like to get rid of my sister!" One girl said and a couple others joined in asking if it could get rid of dandruff as well.

Kakashi shrugged and began teaching the girls how to wave people away. Of course, since they're not ninja's they will never be able to accomplish this wonderful feat. Then again, not even a normal ninja could.

Kakashi waved Neji over. Neji sighed. This was going to be a very long day.

Thanks to everyone who reviewed! Although I would just like to answer a question asked in one of the reviews. The question (posted by FortSP) is, "Couldn't Neji just poof back to Konoha or something?"Neji might be able to poof back to Konoha but he doesn't know where he is. To poof places you have to know where you are and where you are going. Besides, then where would the fun be. We wouldn't get to see a certain someone wearing a certain something... you'll see later on XD I laugh at this poor someone's expense XD Anyways, have fun reading... the next chapter should be out soon...