Quickie Ficcies.
By my sister, with minimal help from me.
"967,869,342,234,873 points from Gryffindor, Longbottom!" Snape yelled. Then he
rounded on Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
"And you, Potter . . ." he began, but he faltered. It seemed, at first,
that words had failed him, but then he flew backward onto the cold stone floor.
The class stared, as he curled up and began to sob. "I'm feeling- feeling-
KIND!!!"
He jumped to his feet, to the surprise of the class and yelled, "I'm
going to hand out sweets!!!" Some of the dumber students, like Neville, cheered.
Snape skipped to his desk, singing "I feel pretty" from The West Side Story.
Snape snapped open a cabinet that was labeled: GOOD STUDENTS. He wiped
away spiderwebs and grabbed handfuls of M&Ms.
"YEA!" cried the class, running up to him for candy.
"Yes!" Snape yelled, laughing, "Come, My children!" He threw up M&Ms to
the heavens.
(A/N: M&Ms bring out the best of everyone.)
By my sister, with minimal help from me.
"967,869,342,234,873 points from Gryffindor, Longbottom!" Snape yelled. Then he
rounded on Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
"And you, Potter . . ." he began, but he faltered. It seemed, at first,
that words had failed him, but then he flew backward onto the cold stone floor.
The class stared, as he curled up and began to sob. "I'm feeling- feeling-
KIND!!!"
He jumped to his feet, to the surprise of the class and yelled, "I'm
going to hand out sweets!!!" Some of the dumber students, like Neville, cheered.
Snape skipped to his desk, singing "I feel pretty" from The West Side Story.
Snape snapped open a cabinet that was labeled: GOOD STUDENTS. He wiped
away spiderwebs and grabbed handfuls of M&Ms.
"YEA!" cried the class, running up to him for candy.
"Yes!" Snape yelled, laughing, "Come, My children!" He threw up M&Ms to
the heavens.
(A/N: M&Ms bring out the best of everyone.)