Disclaimer: Alas, no. I do not own Naruto.
Neji Goes to Boarding School
Chapter 6: Of Tutu's and Facial Hair
It was the end of the day and Neji was tired. He was the kind of tired that you could only get from a long day of boring pointless work. He trudged up to his room that he shared with Sasuke. He walked in and a horrendous sight fell before Neji's poor eyes.
You see, it's not everyday that Neji saw Sasuke in a tutu. In fact, he'd never seen Sasuke in a tutu and had thought that he was at least somewhat sane, except for the whole need to kill his brother thing.
"Umm… what are you going and why are you doing it in my room?" Neji asked, appalled.
Sasuke twirled around. "Oh hello Jes- I mean Neji! I'm just practicing my ballet." He did another twirl. There was probably some technical name in the language of dance for what Sasuke was doing but Neji didn't know it.
Neji shivered with the creepiness of it all. Sasuke in a tutu was just too weird. Almost as weird as sleeping next to a talking horse. Note: almost. Talking horses are by far much weirder.
"Umm… Sasuke… well let me see, there's no easy way to put this..." Neji began. Sasuke waited apprehensively for what Neji was about to say. "Well, actually there is. Get the fuck out of this room."
Sasuke gasped really loudly. So loudly the horse in the barn heard him and gasped really loudly too. The goat in the next town over heard the horse gasp and decided that maybe he should gasp really loudly as well. A beaver over in Canada heard the goat gasp and gasped along with everyone else. Neji waited for the world to stop gasping. This took all of three hours.
"What are you still doing here?" asked Neji after those three hours were up and everyone was done gasping just for the sake of it.
Sasuke continued to stare at Neji as if he was growing a purple moustache. "Oh sorry, I was staring at your purple moustache."
"I HAVE A PURPLE MOUSTACHE!" Neji yelled and ran to the mirror. There was no way in the world he could have purple facial hair. He stared at himself in the mirror. There was no moustache let alone a purple one to be seen on Neji's face.
"I don't have a purple moustache! You liar!" Neji was angry now. First he had to witness Sasuke in a tutu, then he had to wait for all the gasping to stop and now he had just been told he had purple facial hair. When would the madness end?
"Oh I know. I was just kidding. I really gasped because you said a bad word. You shouldn't say such things Neji." Sasuke lectured.
Neji was too disgusted to even respond. He's finally gone mad. I think I might have gone mad too. Oh well, I'm going to bed. Neji thought this while changing into his sleeping attire that seemed to have been conveniently placed on his bed. I'm going to go to bed and hope I'm back in Konoha in the morning.
Sorry for the really long wait for Chapter 5. I was busy with school and other things shifty eyes. But now here's Chapter 6. Could you tell I was bored?Please review!