(A/N: Yes, I am the sister of the author of Learning. (What a mind fuck.) I would like to correct, as she might have told you, that I am not crazy! I AM NOT!!!!!!!!! I suffer severe randomness and insanity. I'm not crazy.... -runs off, muttering this over and over- BTW, you shall refer to me as THE AUTHOR. Or Angela. You pick.)

"Boys love me!" Harry cried. Everyone in the common room glared at him.

"What?" he asked, clueless.

"If it doesn't say GARY LANG on the back, you probably payed . . . too much!" Ron sang. Everyone sighed, "Shut up Ronnie-Boy."

(GARY LANG thing . . . commercial . . . don't ask.)



Dumbledore smiled down at this mornings Daily Phophet's Crossword.

ACROSS

1. Five letter word for moron . . .

H-A-R-R-Y.

2. Three letter word for clueless . . .

R-O-N.

3. Eight letter word for smartass . . .

H-E-R-M-I-O-N-E.



Percy was taking a shower. He was singing "I Feel Like A Woman" By Shania Twain"

"I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright

Gonna let it all hang out

Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice

Yeah, I wanna scream and shout

No inhibitions-make no conditions

Get a little outta lineI ain't gonna act politically correct

I only wanna have a good time

The best thing about being a woman

Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady

Men's shirts-short skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style

Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction

Color my hair-do what I dare

Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel

Man! I feel like a woman! Ba ba badaada da da!"

Percy got out of the shower, still singing. He put on his bathrobe and opened the door to find Fred and George . . .

"GIVE ME THAT TAPE RECORDER!!!!"