Harry looked over at his copy of the SLANG DICTIONARY FOR DUMMIES.
"FAG. . . FAG. . ." he muttered, turning the pages. He had been
wondering what this word meant. So many people had been calling him that lately.
"OOOHH!" Harry said, "THAT SO TOTALLY DESCRIBES ME, AND Ron, AND Seamus,
AND Dean. . ."
Neville just finished 101 Facts You Should Know. He turned to the back
page and re- read fact 102.
Harry sat by the fire. He leaned over and tried to lick his elbow.
"I CAN'T DO IT!!!" He screamed.
"Fine," said Ron, handing Hermione a bag of gold, "You won."
(A/N: It is Scientifically impossible for a human to lick its elbow )
Ron looked down at his shoes.
"I am so clueless. I mean, I'm as dumb as a rock. I bet when people do
the Daily Prophet Crossword and it asks a three letter word for clueless, they
spell my name: X-Z-8, I mean, R-O-N." Dumbledore, who had been walking by, froze.
Hagrid felt upset. No one had called him "a great oaf" all day. He picked
up his phone and dialed Draco Malfoy's cell.
"FAG. . . FAG. . ." he muttered, turning the pages. He had been
wondering what this word meant. So many people had been calling him that lately.
"OOOHH!" Harry said, "THAT SO TOTALLY DESCRIBES ME, AND Ron, AND Seamus,
AND Dean. . ."
Neville just finished 101 Facts You Should Know. He turned to the back
page and re- read fact 102.
Harry sat by the fire. He leaned over and tried to lick his elbow.
"I CAN'T DO IT!!!" He screamed.
"Fine," said Ron, handing Hermione a bag of gold, "You won."
(A/N: It is Scientifically impossible for a human to lick its elbow )
Ron looked down at his shoes.
"I am so clueless. I mean, I'm as dumb as a rock. I bet when people do
the Daily Prophet Crossword and it asks a three letter word for clueless, they
spell my name: X-Z-8, I mean, R-O-N." Dumbledore, who had been walking by, froze.
Hagrid felt upset. No one had called him "a great oaf" all day. He picked
up his phone and dialed Draco Malfoy's cell.