I got off the plane at the Point Place airport. For such a small town, it's got a lot of things the other towns don't have. For instance, we have our own library, air port, and college. Another thing that other towns don't have is me. See the reason this whole town is thriving is because of me. I wasn't planning on coming back but I my aunt said that I should probably tell him that I'm three months pregnant with his child. I've kind of kept that a secret since I left for summer vacation. You see, before I left and after I had made my decision to be by myself, I found out that I was pregnant. I wasn't planning on coming back and I'm not planning on staying either. I just thought that he should know that he's going to have a son or daughter in the near future. I know that he might be mad at me for not telling him sooner but I'm mad at him for cheating. I guess we're even now but I still can't help but think about how much I hate him. I thought about getting an abortion but that would make me look worse than him. I don't want people to think that I'm a much worse person than him; I'm not. At least I didn't cheat on him like he cheated on me. Well now I'm waiting for my baggages to arrive. Gosh can they be anymore slower in getting me my luggage. No one knows that I'm coming back for a surprise visit. They are all going to be so surprised. I wonder what they'll think when they find out that I'm pregnant; most importantly I wonder what he'll think. In a way I hope that it makes him mad that he had to wait three months to hear about my pregnancy. I can't wait to also to make him feel guilt for everything he's done. Actually I think that I can wait; because right now I don't want to do anything but puke.
"Wouldn't it be great if they made candy ladies?" Fez asked Kelso.
"That would be awesome. Then we could have all the ladies we want." Kelso said.
"You guys need to go get a life." Donna said.
"You sure are in a grumpy mood today big D." Kelso said.
"No I'm not it's just that I wonder where the hell Jackie is. She hasn't even bothered to call or nothing." Donna said.
"Maybe she's been abducted by aliens." Eric chimed in.
"Eric why would you say that about one of our friends?" Donna asked him.
"She's not one of my friends." Eric said.
"Well, she's my friend and you should have a little more consideration.
"Why should I? She's the one that told Kelso that I knew about the whole Kelso thing and didn't tell him. I got a black eye because of her." Eric said.
"Actually, Kelso didn't give you that black eye; Hyde did." Donna said.
""Hyde that's right. I'm surprised that he hasn't even been mopping around like I did when you were gone." Eric said.
"That's because he's moved on with a girl named Valerie." Donna said.
"What do you think that Jackie would say if she found out?" Donna asked him.
"Who knows I bet that she wouldn't be too happy to learn that Hyde is going to marry Valerie in like six months." Eric said.
"She'll have to choose me then." Kelso said.
"She doesn't have to choose anybody you guys. She could choose to be by herself if she wanted to." Donna said.
"Why wouldn't she want to be with me? I mean I'm a real catch." Kelso said.
"Point taken Kelso." Donna said.
Well I've decided to that I'm definitely not going back to my aunt's house. Instead I'm going to move back into my old house. There would be plenty of room there unlike Donna's. I don't think I can stand to live there another day. Well, I finally have been able to get to my car alright. At least it still looks the same. I can't stand throwing up; it always leaves that taste in your mouth. Plus, it totally burns your throat. Well at least I didn't throw up all over myself this time. I can't wait to get to the Foreman's house. So I got in the car and I was surprised at how much traffic there was. Who would want to come to Point Place to begin with? Oh this is just great; traffic has come to a halt. I can't believe this. Why can't everyone just get a move on it? They're making me late for my big entrance.
"Hyde you can't just quit on me." Roy said.
"I'm sorry Roy but I've gotten a better job." Hyde said.
"Well what am I going to do without you?" Roy asked.
"Well you could find someone else to replace me." Hyde said.
"Well I hope everything works out for you." Roy said.
"When are you getting married?" Roy asked him.
"In about six months." Hyde said.
"Well thanks for everything buddy." Roy said.
"No problem." Hyde said.
Donna, Eric, Kelso, and Fez were all sitting in the basement went the door opened; Jackie came through it and smiled at her stunned friends.
"Jackie what happened to you?" Donna asked.
"I'm pregnant." Jackie said.
"Who's the father?" Kelso asked disappointedly.
"Steven's the father." Jackie said.
"I'm what?" Hyde said coming through the door to join in the shock of seeing her there.
"I'm pregnant and you're the father." Jackie said.
"Well, I'm engaged so your little scheme isn't going to work." Hyde said.
"Hyde I don't think that she is lying." Donna said.
"Yeah I don't think she's lying either." Eric said.
"Oh crap." Hyde said.
"Wouldn't it be great if they made candy ladies?" Fez asked Kelso.
"That would be awesome. Then we could have all the ladies we want." Kelso said.
"You guys need to go get a life." Donna said.
"You sure are in a grumpy mood today big D." Kelso said.
"No I'm not it's just that I wonder where the hell Jackie is. She hasn't even bothered to call or nothing." Donna said.
"Maybe she's been abducted by aliens." Eric chimed in.
"Eric why would you say that about one of our friends?" Donna asked him.
"She's not one of my friends." Eric said.
"Well, she's my friend and you should have a little more consideration.
"Why should I? She's the one that told Kelso that I knew about the whole Kelso thing and didn't tell him. I got a black eye because of her." Eric said.
"Actually, Kelso didn't give you that black eye; Hyde did." Donna said.
""Hyde that's right. I'm surprised that he hasn't even been mopping around like I did when you were gone." Eric said.
"That's because he's moved on with a girl named Valerie." Donna said.
"What do you think that Jackie would say if she found out?" Donna asked him.
"Who knows I bet that she wouldn't be too happy to learn that Hyde is going to marry Valerie in like six months." Eric said.
"She'll have to choose me then." Kelso said.
"She doesn't have to choose anybody you guys. She could choose to be by herself if she wanted to." Donna said.
"Why wouldn't she want to be with me? I mean I'm a real catch." Kelso said.
"Point taken Kelso." Donna said.
Well I've decided to that I'm definitely not going back to my aunt's house. Instead I'm going to move back into my old house. There would be plenty of room there unlike Donna's. I don't think I can stand to live there another day. Well, I finally have been able to get to my car alright. At least it still looks the same. I can't stand throwing up; it always leaves that taste in your mouth. Plus, it totally burns your throat. Well at least I didn't throw up all over myself this time. I can't wait to get to the Foreman's house. So I got in the car and I was surprised at how much traffic there was. Who would want to come to Point Place to begin with? Oh this is just great; traffic has come to a halt. I can't believe this. Why can't everyone just get a move on it? They're making me late for my big entrance.
"Hyde you can't just quit on me." Roy said.
"I'm sorry Roy but I've gotten a better job." Hyde said.
"Well what am I going to do without you?" Roy asked.
"Well you could find someone else to replace me." Hyde said.
"Well I hope everything works out for you." Roy said.
"When are you getting married?" Roy asked him.
"In about six months." Hyde said.
"Well thanks for everything buddy." Roy said.
"No problem." Hyde said.
Donna, Eric, Kelso, and Fez were all sitting in the basement went the door opened; Jackie came through it and smiled at her stunned friends.
"Jackie what happened to you?" Donna asked.
"I'm pregnant." Jackie said.
"Who's the father?" Kelso asked disappointedly.
"Steven's the father." Jackie said.
"I'm what?" Hyde said coming through the door to join in the shock of seeing her there.
"I'm pregnant and you're the father." Jackie said.
"Well, I'm engaged so your little scheme isn't going to work." Hyde said.
"Hyde I don't think that she is lying." Donna said.
"Yeah I don't think she's lying either." Eric said.
"Oh crap." Hyde said.
