A/N:I am going to be doing short chapters, seeing as that gives me more time to keep writing and means more updates for you. I'm sure you're excited. So, here goes nothing! This is my first shot at humor, so it's probably pretty bad. Sorry, short I know, but at least its up, I promise I will post more soon,
Disclaimer: No I do not own Harry Potter.
Ride to Hogwarts
I am on my way to Hogwarts! Yay! Am v. excited, seeing as have made great hair washing buddies over the summer with Zabini! Am beginning to wonder where lackeys are, seeing as I cannot wait to try out my new words on them. I learned them from this cool tape that Dumbledore sent me, about ebonics. That's like this really cool way of talking, my dog fo shizzle.
Snape is here, the greasy git, obviously he needs to find a new shampoo. Will have to speak to Blaze about washing his hair… Am wondering where Potter and his posse are becuase they ain't been down to my end of this pimpin' ride. May have to go stalk through the halls Snoop style to find them, also need to find Zabini, Crabbe, and Goyle, seeing as I need my crew to back me up if we find those crackaz.
I look in the mirror to make sure my ice is still in place and exit into the corridor. I start my gangster walk and stop in each companion to see where my homies are. I reach a compartment and Narcissa Black is in there.
"Hey ho. Damn girl you foine! Where you been lately?" I ask her pretending to be all not interested and shyot.
"Lucius Malfoy. I have never been so insulted in my life!"
"Yo, honey chill. I ain't been nowhere but being my gangsta self yah hea? Now I axed you a question ho. Where you been?"
"Lucius Malfoy if you call me your 'ho' one more time-"
"OH SHNAP! No You ain't about to be messing with me. I gots your back ho. Now, the next time I axe you a question you answer-"
The last thing I saw was the door slamming in my face. Hmmm…appears that honeys foine but got some issues. I ceep creeping down the hallway until eventually I find Zabini, mah homie Z, Crabbe, mah homie C, and Goyle, mah homie G.