Hermione had enough.
"AUTHOR?" she screamed, "AUTHOR???"
"WHAT! What!" The Author screamed at Hermione. The Author appeared holding a McDonald's Burger.
"I've had it! Harry's licks his elbow all the time now! And you know, in real life that's not even possible," Hermione screeched.
"So? What am I supposed to do? Strangle the little weirdo?" the Author yelled back, "Wait, that actually might be a good idea . . ."
"No, take his power away!"
The Author sighed and snapped her fingers . Harry appeared, licking his elbow.
"Its not yet your time," said the author to the elbow.
"NOOOOO!!!" cried Harry. Then, as though it was in slow motion, Harry watched with wide eyes as the Author snapped her fingers, and then slowly felt his power drain from him.
"YESSSSS!" cried Hermione and the elbow, along with the rest of Hogwarts (except Harry).
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Meanwhile, Snape was still skipping around the dungeon singing "I Feel Pretty." He smiled to himself. "I think I'll redecorate!" He giggled.
He began to apply M&M wallpaper to the dungeon walls. He began to sing "Whistle While You Work" from Snow White and The Seven Dwarves."
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Draco Malfoy sat all alone. He felt sad because he had no one to hate. His cell phone rang.
"Draco Malfoy . . . How May I hate-uh help you?"
"Uh Yeah. Malfoy It's Hagrid," answered a gruff vioce.
"HAGRID???? HOW'D YOU GET MY NUMBER YOU GREAT OAF!" Draco yelled and hung up.
"Thanks," Hagrid said, crying with happy tears (he was too slow too realize Malfoy had hung up) "That was beautiful." Hagrid hung up.
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Harry ran off, crying. He lost his power . . . he lost it all . . . he flung himself into the boys bathroom and began to cry.
"Okay," said The Author, "that's pathetic." She snapped her fingers and a binky appeared in Harry's mouth, his pants turned in a big diaper and a rattle appeared in his hand.
"Perfect. Now I might be able to finish my burger . . ."
"AUTHOR?" she screamed, "AUTHOR???"
"WHAT! What!" The Author screamed at Hermione. The Author appeared holding a McDonald's Burger.
"I've had it! Harry's licks his elbow all the time now! And you know, in real life that's not even possible," Hermione screeched.
"So? What am I supposed to do? Strangle the little weirdo?" the Author yelled back, "Wait, that actually might be a good idea . . ."
"No, take his power away!"
The Author sighed and snapped her fingers . Harry appeared, licking his elbow.
"Its not yet your time," said the author to the elbow.
"NOOOOO!!!" cried Harry. Then, as though it was in slow motion, Harry watched with wide eyes as the Author snapped her fingers, and then slowly felt his power drain from him.
"YESSSSS!" cried Hermione and the elbow, along with the rest of Hogwarts (except Harry).
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Meanwhile, Snape was still skipping around the dungeon singing "I Feel Pretty." He smiled to himself. "I think I'll redecorate!" He giggled.
He began to apply M&M wallpaper to the dungeon walls. He began to sing "Whistle While You Work" from Snow White and The Seven Dwarves."
__________________________________________________________________________
Draco Malfoy sat all alone. He felt sad because he had no one to hate. His cell phone rang.
"Draco Malfoy . . . How May I hate-uh help you?"
"Uh Yeah. Malfoy It's Hagrid," answered a gruff vioce.
"HAGRID???? HOW'D YOU GET MY NUMBER YOU GREAT OAF!" Draco yelled and hung up.
"Thanks," Hagrid said, crying with happy tears (he was too slow too realize Malfoy had hung up) "That was beautiful." Hagrid hung up.
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Harry ran off, crying. He lost his power . . . he lost it all . . . he flung himself into the boys bathroom and began to cry.
"Okay," said The Author, "that's pathetic." She snapped her fingers and a binky appeared in Harry's mouth, his pants turned in a big diaper and a rattle appeared in his hand.
"Perfect. Now I might be able to finish my burger . . ."