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Ron turned around to find Dumbledore. Dumbledore was still frozen.

"Time to bring out the chisel!" grinned Ron. He whipped out Trusty Mr. Chisel.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" cried Dumbledore, "When The Author said I was frozen she didn't

mean . . ."

Ron shook his head.

"Nonsense," he said, and threw back his chisel. Dumbledore fainted.

Snape was skipping down the hall. He was humming "I Feel Pretty."

Coming up was Percy who had been chasing the twins, but lost them.

Percy was running, Snape was skipping.

They both turned the corner and . . . WHAM!

They both passed out. Madam Pompfrey found them a few minutes later. She gasped and brought them to the hospital wing.

When Snape woke up, Madam Pompfrey asked him, "How Do You Feel?"

Snape looked up at her.

"I Feel . . .Pretty! Oh So Pretty. So Pretty and Wity and GAY!" Snape said. He continued to sing "I Feel Pretty."

Madam Pompfrey backed away. Percy woke up.

She went over to his bedside.

"How do You Feel, dear?" she asked.

Percy looked her straight in the eye.

"Man, I feel like a woman," he said and he continued to sing "I Feel Like A Woman." Madam Pompfrey left the room, went to the sink, and took an asprin.