A/N: Haven't been around for a while. Short w/ a bit of random thrown in for good measure.

Dumbledore woke up and saw the chisel heading straight for his face.

He screeched and Apparated. Hermione put her hand on her hip and stared up at the Author.

"You Can't Apparate inside Hogwarts grounds!" she said. "How many times do I have to say it?"

Author's eye twitches. She stared down at Hermione. Hermione cowered. Author snaps finger and turns Hermione into a fly. Author pulls out her fly swatter . . .

Percy's "I Feel Like A Woman" mingled with Snape's "I Feel Pretty" was driving Madam Pompfrey insane. She passed out.

Harry walked out of the bathroom and ran into Dumbledore.

"Hello Professor," said Harry cheerfully.

"Take Him!" yelled Dumbledore pointing at Harry.

"Wha-" Harry began, he turned around to find Ron running at him with a chisel.

"Not AGAIN!" cried Harry, getting up and running.

"MUAHUHUHAHAH!" laughed Ron, "Who's clueless now?"

"YOU!!!" called Dumbledore and Harry.

REVIEW U, U,...U clueless Rons!