DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of these peoples except for Yumi, and my friend owns Mahia. (We based the characters on ourselves!) Well kay just wanted ya to know that stuffs kay I love you buh bye! Yay! (P.S- sorry it took so long, I was on vacation!)

"So, how does it sound? The trip, I mean." asked Tohru.

"I think it sounds quite fun! And, I'm calling someone special to drive! I won't say who, though!" said Shigure as he slipped off into the house.

"Let's go spy on him!" whispered Mahia. Everyone nodded and tip-toed over to Shigure's study room. They heard Shigure gabbing incoherently on the phone to some mystery person.

"Ah, yes, I'm sure everyone will just love to see you again! Okay. Kay. Yes, yes, yes. I know. Bye!" Shigure put the phone down and opened the door. Unfortunately, everyone was leaning on it, so they all came tumbling down. Tohru landed on Kyo, and accidentally transformed him. It was then Mahia's job to get Kyo to stop scratching Yuki's face furiously.

"Um, what were you guys doing on my door?" asked Shigure, his glasses sliding off of his nose.

"Oh, ah, we needed to… Inspect the floor for…German banana roaches?" said Yumi meekly.

"Yes, the German banana roaches are quite bad this year. We have to check every once in a while." said Yuki calmly.

"Oh, ROACHES? Blech! Get them if you see them! Wear shoes!" said Shigure, his skin rising with goosebumps.

Everyone sighed and walked mindlessly around the house as they usually do.

"I'll start dinner! What should we have… Any suggestions?" asked Tohru.

"Oh, let's have onigiri! (Rice balls.) I love tuna rice balls…" suggested Yumi.

"But with NO soy sauce…" she added darkly.

Tohru then said okay and bustled in the kitchen. She started cooking and humming happily, and was pretty happy. Meanwhile, Kyo, Yumi, and Mahia were planning on a prank for Yuki.

"I have THE best prank idea ever!" said Mahia happily.

"Is it on Yuki, that damn rat over there" asked Kyo, pointing at Yuki.

"Yep. Oh, this is gonna be good…" said Mahia. Yumi told everyone to follow her quietly. She led them to Shigure's study. Yumi then flipped through Shigure's address book.

"Ah ha! Aaya-san! Now, watch the prank master!" said Yumi in an evil tone as she dialed the number on the phone.

"Heeeeellooooo?" Ayame's voice came on the phone.

"Oh, why hello Aaya-San! How are you?" asked Yumi.

"Oh, I'm just peachy, Yumi-Chan. Why the pleasure of the call?"

"Well, I wanted you to know that… Yuki loves you. He is happy to know that you want to strengthen your brotherly bond. He wants to feel the whole-hearted family love once again!"

"Oh, why, why I'm touched! I would like to speak to my little Yuki, please!"

"Kay, one sec…"

Yumi started giggling as she went to get Yuki.

"Hello, who is it?" asked Yuki. (Yumi didn't tell him that it was Aaya, because she knew he wouldn't come.)

"Oh, little brother, I want you to know that I love you too! Let's have lunch Saturday, shall we? Oh, I know of this nice little French café just down the street…"

"Um, Ayame, have you gone even more insane than usual?"

"Why, how could you say such a cruel thing to me? It breaks my heart so, the very thought of it. Well, lunch on Saturday at 12:00, ta ta!" Ayame then hung up, and let a dumbfounded Yuki holding the receiver of the phone to his face. He dropped the phone and gave Yumi, Mahia, and especially Kyo all death glares. He then slumped away, obviously confused about the strange phone conversation that had just taken place.

The play for The Phantom of the Opera was supposed to be preformed after the end of golden week. Kyo was having a fit because the drama teacher insisted that Motoko should be the new Christine instead of Tohru. (The phantom, or Kyo, kisses Christine!) So, of course Motoko starts whining about Yuki being the phantom so she could kiss him. Looks like nobody got their way in the play. (But Motoko kept flinching every time she had to kiss Kyo.)

But, Kyo did manage to get better luck in band. He was really good at the snare drum, so he got a solo in the concert. He was really magnificent, but he ended up busting a hole in the snare because he saw Yuki on the bleachers flirting with Tohru. He really got mad then!

Yumi and Hatsuharu were getting along really well. Everyone soon found out that they were dating. Some ignorant seniors actually pushed Yumi and Haru together to make them kiss, and then pulled them apart. They stopped laughing, though, when Haru went black and Yumi got reeeeeeaallly pissed off at them. Together, they are a force not to be reckoned with. No, seriously, they could cause some damage.

Well, on the first day of golden week everyone was packing and getting ready for the trip. Tohru had on some shorts with cargo pockets on them, hiking boots, and a hiking shirt with a bandana. Yumi had on a pair of guys cargo shorts, huge heavy-duty hiking boots, and a red plaid country shirt on. Mahia had on a hiking skirt, and a really cute country-style shirt. Kyo and Yuki were pretty much the same as usual. The camper came into the driveway of Shigure's house. It came to a sudden stop. Everyone went up to the door. When it was opened, everyone turned to Shigure and stared at him furiously. In the drivers seat was… Ayame.

"Oh, Gure-San, how are you?" asked Ayame.

"Well, I'm just fine, Aaya-San! Well everyone, in we go! We've got some hiking to do!" said Shigure. He helped everyone get in, and took his seat. The camper that they were in was huge. It was fully furnished, and it even had a TV and video games. Momiji had discovered this, and started to fight with Kyo over the controller.

"I was here first, Kyo!" said Momiji.

"Yeah, so? Your loss!" shouted Kyo as he wrestled the controller out of Momiji's hands.

"Whaaa! Kyo took the game from me! Whaaa!" cried Momiji.

Mahia then came up to Kyo and whacked him in the back of the head and got control of the controller. She then gave it to Momiji and demanded that he gets fighting lessons. She then went over and painted Tohru's nails. Yumi was painting her own nails black. Yuki was reading a novel, and Kyo was temporarily out of service, if you know what I mean. Yumi had secretly decided that Aaya-San was not ALL evil, so she decided to start a road song with him. Pretty soon, everyone was singing, and a cute little tune was driving Kyo up the walls.

When nighttime fell, they hadn't reached the camping grounds yet. So everyone had to pair up and get into sleeping bags. Kyo had to sleep alone, though. Kyo's eyes darted across the room. Yuki was sound asleep. "Perfect." thought Kyo. He made a movement with his hands, and Yumi sprang up. She rushed into the bathroom, and got out a can of shaving cream. Mahia got up and got a feather. Kyo took the shaving cream and sprayed it onto Yuki's hand. Then, Mahia tickled his nose with a feather. Yuki swatted at his nose, and in return, got shaving cream all over his nose. Then, Yumi got the black marker out and made Yuki look like a girl by putting dots on his cheeks, and other silly little things like that. The three did it to everyone, and then went to sleep.

The next morning, everyone woke up from a nice sleep. They were all sluggish, because they had dreams of birds, art, and shaving…

"Good morning everyone!" sang out Ayame.

"Good morning, Aaya-San! Um, Aaya-San, what happened to your face? Did you shave and put on marker last night?" asked Shigure as he scratched his head.

"No, but did you? Hey, wait, I fear that we have been pranked! Oh cruel children, very funny. That was a good job you did on my younger brother, though…"

At this comment, all of the people with marker and shaving cream on their faces went over to the bathroom to wipe it off. They all got a good laugh out of it, except for Yuki, who was being constantly teased by Kyo, who was constantly pointing and laughing really hard at him.

They all then got dressed, and had breakfast. During breakfast, they were talking about the camping grounds.

"I hear that it's got this huge lake that you can swim in, and, Lover's rock. If you don't kiss when under the rock, they say that the rock should come crashing down on you. You getting any ideas, Mahia?" asked Momiji as he inched towards Mahia. Mahia simply shoved a carrot down his mouth.

"She SO thinks I'm sexy." said Momiji to himself as he nibbled on his carrot.

After about four or more hours in the car, everyone got out of the camper and onto the camping grounds. It was dazzling; The lake was a beautiful blue color. The trees had birds tweeting happily in the branches. Everyone looked in bedazzlement at the beautiful scenery that surrounded them.

"Wow… It's beautiful." said Tohru.

"It reminds me of a certain girl…" said Momiji whilst staring at Mahia.

"I guess it's okay, for a lake I mean…" mumbled Kyo unappreciatively.

"Ugh, you just know how to suck the fun out of everything, don't you ickle Kyo-Kyo-San?" said Yumi.

"Hey, don't call me Kyo-Kyo-San! Damn squirrel…"

"Who wants to go swimming?" asked Mahia, holding up a towel.

"That sounds great!" said Shigure.

"I'll get my new homemade swimming suit!" said Ayame.

"As long as their not speedos…" mumbled Yuki under his breath.

Everyone then went to the camper to get their swimming suits. When they came out, they each inspected each other.

"Cute suit, Tohru!" said Mahia.

"Thanks! My mom had gotten it for me…"

"Okay, enough with this chit-chat, let's go swimming!" said Shigure. He then flung his hands and went running towards the lake yelling Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!' as he did so.

"Sometimes I worry about him…" muttered Yuki.

"Yes, me too. I wonder if his mother dropped him when he was a baby…" said Yumi. As she said this, she made a mental note to check and see if his mother DID actually drop him when he was younger.

When everyone was in the lake, games started being played. Yuki and Kyo were playing chicken with Yumi and Mahia. Yumi was on Kyo's shoulders, and Mahia was on Yuki's shoulders. Both Kyo and Yumi ended up dunking Momiji several times for trying to get Kyo to make Yumi lose balance and fall off. (That would mean she lost.) Mahia also dunked Momiji, but just for the fun of it, though I think that he rather enjoyed it… Oh well…

Everyone but Shigure and Ayame had decided to then play a game of truth or dare. They all got in a circle and started asking each other questions, or maybe daring someone to fo something.

"Hmmmm… Yumi. Truth or dare?" asked Kyo.

"Dare me, baby!" said Yumi.

"Hmmmm…I dare you to…kiss Haru when you see him next!"

Yumi suddenly froze up. She turned first a pale white, and then a dark red. She then gulped and nodded. Everyone suddenly broke out in a giggle fit.

"Okay…Yuki. Truth or dare" asked Yumi.

"Dare, please." said Yuki.

"I've got it! I dare you… To hug Kyo!"

Yuki looked dumbstruck.

"No, seriously, what's my dare, Yumi?"

"To hug Kyo!"

"Oh, please no…"

"Oh, it won't kill you! Plus, I'll bet Tohru will be impressed!"

"Ohhh… Fine. I'll hug HIM…" said Yuki grudgingly.

Yuki reached over to Kyo aaaand…

"IT BUUUUUUUUURNS!" screeched Kyo, who then shot across the room.

"Oh, don't be such a wimp, Kyo!" said Mahia.

"Kyo's a baby! Kyos' a baby!" sang Momiji.

"I AM NOT A BABY, DAMMIT!" yelled Kyo.

"Okay, it's your turn, Yuki." said Tohru.

"Okay… Mahia. Truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you… To kiss Momiji."

At this sentence, Mahia started to feel more than slightly dizzy. Kiss Momiji? Mahia would rather kiss Kyo! (And that's saying a lot!)

"OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH…Fine."

Mahia turned to Momiji. Momiji looked at Mahia. And they sort of just…Kissed. When their lips met, they just… Let it happen. They kissed. Everyone started giggling, and Momiji looked like he was on cloud nine! He was absolutely joyous because he got to kiss Mahia! (He knew that this was a once in a lifetime thing!) Needless to say, she didn't sleep well that night.

The following morning was pretty fun. Everyone had s'mores and sang campfire songs. They all had fun. That day, they went on a hiking trip.

"I think we're lost." said Tohru.

"Hey, Yuki wanna stop for directions?" joked Mahia.

"What do you mean?" asked Yuki.

"You know, transform! Ask a squirrel!"

'We're not THAT lost!"

"After that was said, they were all wondering in the woods for about three hours.

"Okay, fine. Tohru, hug please." said Yuki, his arms outstretched.

"Kay." said Tohru as she thrust herself in his arms.

When all of the smoke from the transformation was cleared, a little rat was on the ground.

"I'll be back in a minute." he said. Yuki then ran off in search of a squirrel he could ask for directions.

About an hour later, Yuki came back.

"A nice squirrel told me to take a right at the cave and then go straight for a couple of minutes. And he gave me some free nuts…" said Yuki, panting from running so fast.

The group walked until the cave, and then went straight. As sure as what the squirrel had said, the opening was right there.

Everyone headed back to camp. It was time for them to pack up and go home. They all gathered their things and went on their way back.

"Ahhh, it feels good to be home!" said Yumi as she dumped her stuff on the floor.

"Yeah… Oh, great." said Mahia, picking up an envelope from the floor under the mail push.

"The letter says… Yumi and Mahia need… Braces?" said Shigure as he scratched his head.

"UGH! I heard that braces hurt like a butt!" said Yumi.

"Sucks for you." said Kyo.

"Shut up, you dimwitted feline." said Yuki menacingly.

Yumi looked at the date. She and Mahia would have to get the braces on Monday… And it was Saturday.

"Only two more days of brace free mouths… I'd better make you two super good suppers then! What would you like?" asked Tohru happily.

"Oh, it's okay, you should choose, Tohru! Make whatever you like the best!" said Mahia.

"Oh, no, I couldn't!"

"Come on, what's your favorite food?"

"Okay… RICE BALLS!" belted out Tohru as she rushed into the kitchen.

"Go Tohru, it's your birthday! Go Tohru, it's your birthday!" sang Yumi and Mahia as they started dancing.

There was then a knocking on the door. Mahia said she would get it as she walked to the door. When she opened it, Kisa and Hatsuharu where at the porch.

"AWWWW, WHAT A CUUUUTE LITTLE GIRL!" cried Yumi and Mahia as they both bent down and showered Kisa in kisses and hugs.

"Hi Yumi. Hi Mahia. This is Kisa, the tiger of the zodiac." said Hatsuharu.

Yumi then leaned over to Hatsuharu and gave him a big hug and a peck on the cheek. Kisa giggled and went over to greet Tohru.

As Kisa did so, Yumi started telling Hatsuharu in detail what had happened on their strange camping trip.

The next day literally flew by; So as soon as they blinked, Mahia and Yumi were faced with Monday.

They got up well, but, school was a disaster… At least for Yumi. The student body president had apparently forgotten about Mahia… So he decided to stalk Yumi instead. I'm usually one not to judge, but, with Mokoto on her tail ALL day, Yumi was not very happy. During lunch, Mokoto came up to Yumi.

"Hey honey! You're lookin' fine. Wanna have lunch with ME, the Student Body President? Impressive, huh?" said Mokoto.

"You… You… You have some nerve! I HAVE a boyfriend! I'm not even in the same grade as you! In the immortal composition by Andrew Lloyd Webber: insolent boy, this slave of passion, basking in your glory! Ignorant fool, this brave young suitor, sharing in my triumph!" screamed Yumi.

"Yeah, and stop hitting on poor, defenseless girls, Mokoto." said a new kid who then hit Mokoto on the back of the head.

"HEY, WHO ARE YOU CALLING DEFENSLELESS?" yelled Yumi at the new kid.

"Um, hi. I-I-I'm, uh, Mahia…" said Mahia to the kid, blushing slightly.

"I, um, I'm… Brett. I'm from America." said Brett.

"Whoop whoop!" said Yumi, who was presently holding Mokoto from her head, Mokoto with his lips puckered. She then hit him and dusted off her school outfit. Mokoto then dragged Brett and started muttering about a search for the girls' house.

After school, Yumi and Mahia got their braces on. They didn't hurt that much, but they were really annoying. And, to celebrate, Mahia and Yumi got drunken off of salad dressing and diet Pepsi. They ended up falling asleep on the floor of the living room, and looked like they were genuinely drunken. The worst thing, though, was that Mokoto had found their house, and dragged Brett with him. He had planned on breaking in and taking pictures of the girls, the perverted thing. Well, you could probably imagine their surprise when they found the two girls laying on the floor with about thirty bottles of dressing and Pepsi bottles laying around them. The boys just shrugged and took a bunch of pictures anyways.

Well, the stupid president had left a fatal clue behind. He left his glasses on the table when he took them off to put the camera up to his eyes. Yumi smashed them "accidentally" and brought hem to school. Just to get back at him, and as insurance, Yumi told Hatsuharu about what had happened. Of course, he turned black and exploded. Mokoto got so afraid that he actually apologized to Yumi, but then Mokoto kind-of hugged her… And when she transformed into a squirrel, and landed in Mokoto's shirt… Which, Yumi claims, was not fun, not at all. She said the hideousness of the sight she had seen would haunt her dreams for all of eternity. But, Brett had seen... He had seen the transformation… Brett slipped away and went somewhere, but I can't put my finger on exactly where.

That night, brett went to Mahia and Yumi's house. He knocked on the door, and was welcomed by Shigure.

"Why, hello there! Eh, who are you here for?" asked Shigure.

"I'm Brett. Is Mahia there?"

"Yepp! Lemme call her. Mahia, there's a boy here for you!"

Mahia zoomed down the stairs after making sure that she was in her halter top and went to the door. After shooing away Shigure and an array of cuss words, Brett and Mahia were alone, sitting on the couch.

"Sooooo… Why did you come here?"

"I wanted to, ah, see you…"

"Oh, um, kay. Anything you want to ask me?"

"Eh, um… Wanna go on a date?" asked Brett.

Mahia was so nervous that she had agreed, but she had insisted on bringing Yumi with her.

"Okay, and I'll bring a friend too! Bye" said Brett as he waved and practically skipped out the door. But, about an hour later, the phone rang.

"Hello, this is Yumi Sohma…" said Yumi as she picked the phone up.

"Hey, sexy. I heard that Brett and Mahia were going on a date, accompanied by you." said Mokoto.

"What does this have to do with you?" asked Yumi.

"Well, I'm the other one who's accompanying them, too. I guess we could consider it a double date. Well, I guess that makes you MY girlfriend now! Bye!" said Mokoto, and then he hung up. Yumi stood there, dumbfounded. A date? With NOT HARU? But with of all of the guys, MOKOTO? This was too much for Yumi to handle.

Yumi swaggered into the kitchen, where Kyo was chugging soda straight from the bottle. Suddenly, Yumi passed out, and was caught by a stupefied Kyo.

"What the hell?" said Kyo as he caught Yumi. He then called for Shigure and carried Yumi to her bed.

"Yumi, Yumi! Yumi, are you OK?" asked Mahia in a panicked voice. Yumi then opened her eyes. She sat up straight.

"PLEEEEEASE tell me it was a dream… Are you going on a date, Mahi?" asked Yumi.

"Oh, um… Yeah, I am…" responded Mahia with a blush.

"I, you… You owe me BIG TIME, Onee-Chan!(Big sister)" said Yumi in a pained voice.

Tohru then came in and insisted that Yumi stay in bed. Yumi suddenly sneezed. And then again. Yumi went into a sneezing fit. And, by the next day, Yumi had a full blown cold, complete with coughing, sneezing, fever, and, the worst, transformation. But, she had unluckily gotten MOSTLY better by the time the date was here. She would still cough, and occasionally transform. But she wouldn't let her Onee-chan down! She would stay by her sister's side, through thick, and through thin, because that's what sisters do, right? They help each other when help is needed. Sure, they fight a lot, but they are always there when you need them. Yumi told this to Mahia, who was touched. She then agreed that she would owe her SOOOO big time because, even though it's a favor, it really sucked for Yumi. The two got ready, but in different ways.

Mahia wanted to look her very best for her date. She had the most dazzling outfit she owned on, and even had her hair up in a way that would make any guy's head turn. But, Yumi had done the opposite. She had always been a nerdy-punky-goth chick. But tonight, she wanted to scare Mokoto. She went all goth, complete with spiked collars and all!

At the theatre, Yumi and Mahia met Brett and you-know-who. (No, not Voldemort.)

"Hey Brett! Hey Mokoto! What's up?" asked Mahia politely.

"Oh, the movie's about to start. Okay, maybe Mahia and I should go get the snacks. Yumi, Mokoto, you go get the seats. Kay?" asked Brett.

"Sure. Bye!" belted out Mokoto before Yumi could somehow object. Mokoto grabbed Yumi's hand and led her inside the dark, almost empty theatre. There were only a few teens in the top row, up at the very back of the theatre.

"So, in this dark, I guess we could get away with a little kiss, huh?" said Mokoto.

"Try it and you die." said Yumi most menacingly. Secretly, Yumi had brought her soccer cleats to use if he tried anything. Also, she had Haru on speed dial.

Mokoto then did the unthinkable. He quickly grabbed Yumi and kissed her on the lips. Yumi flipped out! She stood up, and suddenly started screaming random cuss words. She then called Haru and said what happened, and kicked him where the sun don't shine! Then, Yumi slapped him on the face, (Both cheeks) and dumped her fruit punch drink all over his outfit. Yumi screeched at Mokoto a bit more, and then stormed out of the theatre.

When the date was over, Mahia found Yumi sulking in her room. She was still sick, so she had transformed while Mahia was, as Yumi had put it, "making kissy-kissy-goo-goo" with Brett. Mahia helped her get into bed, and looked away as Yumi changed into her pajamas. But, as they went to sleep, Yumi had horrible nightmares of Mokoto's mouth. It was very, very, very, very, very unpleasant. (Yumi could even go as far as to say that Mokoto was more perverted than Shigure!)

The following day, Yumi made sure to give Haru a tempting kiss RIGHT in front of Mokoto. She kissed him for about 10 seconds, and then let go. She then held Haru's hand in the hallways. Mokoto was so steamed, he attempted to make it against the rules to date guys with colored hair! Eventually, Mokoto even started coming to school with Haru's hairstyle, type of cloths, even the same type of bike! Yumi just made the kisses even longer each time Mokoto tried to do his little tricks. He eventually settled on giving Haru and Yumi detentions every time he saw them until Yumi would go out with him to another upcoming dance. Eventually, Yumi broke. She was getting tired of getting no extra time on the weekends, and no extra time for fun on the week days. So, she had to just go on ONE date, just to satisfy his hunger.

Meanwhile, things with Brett and Mahia were getting pretty steamy. Brett was calling about two or three times a day now for Mahia. Yumi and Yumi were getting sick of the line "Is Mahia here?" But, it was still really sweet. Brett was also starting to kiss her every once in a while, but not just a peck on the cheek…

Kyo was absolutely disgusted by the amount of romance that was going on around him. He thought that of it as even more stupid than he thought of himself. Even Kagura was giving him all of this romantic crap. Kagura was now threatening to fling poo at Kyo if he wouldn't take her to the dance in which Yumi was going to. Mahia was also going to go. Yuki and Tohru both decided to skip out on it, but Yuki was involved in making it, and hated dances because of the Prince Yuki Fan Club. But that's why Yumi was making her big début at the dance. She would be presenting a little organization that would get more than half of the girls at school mad at her. It also caused about thirty or forty cat fights!

At the dreaded dance, Yumi came with a casual dancing outfit, and a mask, because it was a masquerade. She had a box under her arm with the letters K.T.P.Y.F.C on it.

"What's up with that box, Yumi?" asked Hatsuharu.

"Oh, Haru, will you help me get up on this table?" asked Yumi as she placed the box on the table.

"Okay, you are really weird, but you're still my girlfriend, so, kay, I'll help." said Haru as he lifted Yumi upon the table. He then went over to hunt down Mokoto and turn black on him.

"Everyone, may I please have your attention! Everyone, please, just a minute. I have an announcement." yelled Yumi, who now had on a shirt that said K.T.P.Y.F.C on it. Everyone stared Yumi, not having any clue what she would say to them.

"I am forming a club. But this is an anti-club kind-of club, if you know what I mean. This is the Anti Prince Yuki Fan Club, eh, Club! Anyone who thinks that club should just let Yuki be a normal kid and leave him alone should come to me and ask to join! It is just to help Yuki, not to oppose him! He's just a kid, not a "prince." So JUST LET HIM BE. If he gets a girlfriend, well, sucks for you. If he doesn't, oh well. Sucks for him. So, who wants to join?" said Yumi, who was not in any way even slightly embarrassed.

"GET HER!" yelled Motoko as she and a bunch of other girls sprinted towards Yumi. But, she had already rallied up some Yankees, who were just making sure no one got near Yumi. From then on, all of the girls that were in the club were giving mean glares to Yumi, who would put their name down on a list, and then give the list to Hanajima's little brother. (They were introduced by Hanajima when they went with Uo, Hana, and Tohru to Hana's house for a study group.)

"We must do something about that horrible Yumi!" said Motoko.

"Yeah, she's got some nerve!" agreed Minami.

"Here, here!" cheered a crowd of members.

"We will abolish this witch and her gang of Yankees! And we will protect the beautiful Prince Yuki!" jeered Motoko.

"To Prince Yuki and the abolishment of the witch Yankees!" said Mia as she held a cup up for a cheers.

"To Prince Yuki!" jeered the crowd of club members.

"We will put an end to the reign of terror that that stupid club has been doing to Yuki!" said Yumi loudly to her club, which consisted mostly of Yankees and geeks. (All of the popular girls were in the fan club.)

"Yeah, they have been making him feel crowded! I would feel like that too!" said Mahia.

"That, and they need a psychiatrist because the kind of obsession they have for Yuki is clearly unhealthy." said Uo.

The girls of the club then planned to overthrow the Prince Yuki Fan Club by doing everything in their power to A: Get some members to quit, and B: doing everything against the club rules to get Yuki. (Except hugging him!)

Meanwhile, Tohru and Yuki were at Shigure's house, having a very deep conversation of apocalyptic jello.

"But, it could happen! The stuff is all wiggly! I'm telling you, apocalyptic jello is a very good thing to fear." said Yuki.

"Um, Yuki, I think you should lay down… You don't seem right in the head…" said Tohru as she put a cold washcloth on his forehead.

"Ah, I'm sorry… I just, well, there's been a lot going on at school lately…" said Yuki.

"Yes, it is pretty easy to get stressed out when someone has as many activities as you do." said Tohru. It was true, though. Yuki did have a lot he could be stressed about, what with the Anti Prince Yuki Fan Club Club going on… It's been making the members really… Evil lately. It was just a bit of coincidence, but, as Tohru sat by where Yuki lay, Yumi and Mahia got back. They were all scratched up and bruised, though.

"Oh my gosh! Yumi, Mahia, you're bleeding, and the bruises and…" said Tohru as she rushed over to the two girls.

"Calm down, Tohru. We were bombarded by Prince Yuki Freak Club." said Mahia, who was staggering slightly.

"I think they were pretty good at fighting, actually! I think they broke my ankle…" said Yumi, who was limping a bit. Mahia looked like her wrist got broken, too.

"I'll tell ya, those girls aren't taken lightly!" said Kyo, who had just walked in. He was a little bit scratched up, but not nearly as bad as the girls.

"Kyo kind of saved us. The girls just… Attacked. It was a prep attack. They surrounded us, and, for a while, we had it under control. But, we started losing. Kyo came in just as they were about to finish us off…" said Yumi. Tohru was now busy calling Hatori and telling him that Yumi and Mahia got in a cat fight ad broke some bones. In about ten minutes, Hatori had arrived. He put Yumi's led in a cast, and so she was on crutches. Mahia wasn't allowed to move her wrist, so she got a cast too.

"Just make sure this doesn't happen again." said Hatori as he walked out of the door.

"Wow, Kyo saved Yumi and Mahia? That's so not like him!" said Shigure. Everyone nodded and looked at Kyo and the girls.

"Well, I just don't want those damn girls getting to do what they want or enjoy themselves." said Kyo in an arrogant tone.

"Why can't you just admit that you care for them?" said Yuki coolly.

"YEAH, RIGHT! LIKE I CARE FOR THEM!" yelled Kyo madly. He then looked around. Yumi and Mahia had their arms folded with disbelieving looks on their faces.
"Well, at least he's, um modest!" said Tohru. She looked around nervously.

"I'll star dinner!" she quickly said. Tohru dashed into the kitchen and started cooking while happily humming.

Kyo got up and headed for the bathroom, while Yuki turned to Yumi and Mahia.

"Listen, I think it's really nice of you girls for trying to get the fan club girls off of my back, but… It's just that… Well, I don't want them to feel bad, and I don't like all of this tension between all of the girls now." explained Yuki calmly, as usual.

"But, Yuki, this is for your own good! It's not very good for your, erm… Okay, so it's not hurting anything… I just think it's a bit obsessive, and some could get jealous. It's best if we all just like each other equally, right?" said Mahia.

"Um, and not to mention, those girls annoy the crap out of you?" said Yumi as she started drawing designs on her cast. Yuki just told them thank you and walked away, obviously deep in thought.

"Hey, wait. Wanna sign my cast?" asked Yumi as she extended a purple marker to Yuki.

"Sure!" Yuki then signed his name in nice, cursive handwriting, and then walked away.

Yumi then went over to bug Kyo about signing her cast. (Mind you, Kyo just threw a muffin at her head and told her to bugger off.)Mahia was busy attempting to help Tohru with dinner. (Notice the word ATTEMPTING.)

"Pass me the rice, please!" said Tohru, who was stirring a pot that had nice boiled fish in it. Mahia got the rice out, but, dropped it on the floor on her way to Tohru. Tohru squealed as she scrambled to clean up the mess.