Ron sat on his back, motionless. Doing their victory dance, Harry and Dumbledore high-fived, low-fived, middle-fived, between the legs fived, body fived,
and then shook hands. Then Harry began loudly, "We Are the Champions," which Dumbledork (not a mistake) joined in on.
"Percy the Pervert," Percy said to himself, mulling it over while helping Madam Pomfrey to her feet. "I like it." Snape was looking at him with a mixture of
pity and revulsion. "Did I just say that aloud?" Percy asked Snape.
"Yes," snapped Severely Snapped.
"Oh, goody!" said Percy The Perv, and he felt himself lovingly. Snape cried and ran out of the room. Madam Pomfrey was still unconscious.
The Author chased Hippo Hermione all the way down the hall. Suddenly, she stopped.
"I'm such a moron," said the Author. She snapped her fingers and the hippo disappeared, then normal Hermione re-appeared in a cage.
"HA!" laughed the Author. She snapped her hand and a TV appeared outside of the cage. She popped in DVD and snapped her fingers again.
The screen played a 2hr long Educational television video about hippos. Hermione bellowed in pain. The Author laughed.
"Yes, and you can't close your eyes either, because I'm the Author and I can decide what happens!" Hermione stared in horror as the 1st episode began.
"This shall teach you not to be a smartass!" yelled the author. She disappeared.