A/N: I don't own McDonald's, Harry Potter, LORD OF THE RINGS, West Side Story,

M&Ms, Gary Lang Automobiles, "I Feel Like a Woman," Shania Twain, "I feel Pretty,"

The Slang Dictionary for Dummies, 101 facts you should know, Draco Malfoy's cell

phone, so don't ask, Wormtail's cookies, "Whistle While You Work," Snow White and

the Seven Dwarves, Spongebob Squarepants, "We are the Champions," "Percy the

Pervert," Brittany Spears, Porn, "Severely Snapped," Vegas, or Harry's "Elbow."

If, you are loser like myself and do not own anything, then do me a favor and go

looking for anything in this story that I do not own and forgot to mention. Auf

Wiedersehen, Adiós, Au revoir, Arrivederci, Adeus, Aloha, Teg-Teg, oodgay yeba,

Buh-bye, Peace out, Chow, and enjoy.)