The Wizard of Oz

Small Disclaimer: In the next chapter there will be a character that I make up, all other characters do not belong to me. They belong to Joss Wendon.

Chapter Two: The Day of the Dates

Today was the day of the dates. Buffy was at Riley's door, knocking.

"Who is it?" yelled Riley in his gayish singsong voice.

"It's me," said Buffy.

"The door's open," called Riley.

Buffy then opened the door and walked in. Riley was milking his cow, named Bessie, in the living room. Yes, the living room. Riley's gayness and stupidity was showing.

"You're milking Bessie?" questioned Buffy.

"Yup. It's the right time of season. You see, you're only supposed to milk your cow once every year. I read it in a book one time." Riley was being really stupid.

"Oh. Right." Replied Buffy, surprised that Riley could get even stupider.

Riley continued to talk about his cows and Iowa. Buffy rarely payed attention to him.

Meanwhile

Willow was standing on Oz's porch still debating if she should ring the bell or not. To her luck, Oz opened the door.

"Hi," she said.

"Hi. Come in."

When they were both in the living room on the couch Oz started to explain why he wanted to hang out tonight.

"Ok. Will, please don't get mad once I explain this."

"Ok?" Willow answered questioningly.

"Good. Now, I have something really important to tell you. I've got to tell you about my life," started Oz.

Willow could already tell that this was not going to be the happy little date that she had thought it would be.

"Ok. Now, Willow, this is really hard and might take a while. I-I'm kind of a-a w-witch." Oz stuttered.

Willow gasped. (A/N: That sounds really cheesy, I know. But I wrote this at midnight, so don't blame me)

"Yeah. I'm also a child of a-a Charmed One."

This time Willow couldn't hold it back. "WHAT!?!?! A CHARMED ONE!?!?! ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU ARE AN OFFSPRING OF A FAMOUS WITCH AND YOU ONLY TELL ME THIS NOW?!?!?!?!"

"You promised you wouldn't get mad."

"I'm not mad, just, just, surprised." Willow cast around for the right words.

"Ok. Good."

"Which one?"

"What?"

"Which sister are you from?"

"Oh, umm, Phoebe."

"Cool. So I guess that means you have witchy powers."

"Yeah. Lots."

"Like?"

"Well, there's freezing, blowing up, telekinesis, levitation, premonition, force field, orbing, healing, and control over water."

"Wow. That's a whole…nine powers." Willow declared.

"Yeah, but I haven't used them in so long, save orbing, and I probably can't use them that well."

"I'm sure you can use them fine." Willow supported Oz.

"Right." Oz said sarcastically. "So, do you want to meet my family?"

"Do you really think I would miss a chance to meet the Charmed Ones in person?"

"I thought so. LEO!" Oz called.

"Leo?" Willow asked, confused.

"Yeah. That's the Charmed Ones' whitelighter. You do know what a whitelighter is, right?"

"If I know who the Charmed Ones are, do you think I wouldn't know what a whitelighter is?"

Just then Leo orbed in with a swirl of blue and white lights.

Back at Riley's house

Riley was still going on about his cows, not realizing that Buffy was asleep.

"And you have to be real gentle or you'll scare them and you'll get a nasty bruise because they'll start running away, and hit you with their hooves. Right Bessie?"

"Moo," was Bessie's response. She then started chewing on Buffy's hair.

Buffy yelped as she felt the cow's teeth and tongue in her hair. Now she was most defiantly awake.

Riley looked up at her with a questioning glance.

Buffy fumed. Her boyfriend didn't even notice that his precious cow was chewing on her hair, which she had just gotten styled at a salon.

"MY HAIR!!" she screamed. "RILEY! DO YOU EVEN CARE THAT YOUR OH SO SPECIAL COW IS CHEWING ON MY OH SO SPECIAL HAIR!? YOU ARE SO UNCARING AND GAY AND STUPID! AND GUESS WHAT? YOUR PRECIOUS COW IS STUPID AND UNCARING, JUST LIKE YOU!! AND IT ALSO ISN'T SPECIAL!"

Riley was now frightened.

"HOW CAN YOU RAISE YOUR COW TO BE SO MEAN, RILEY!?"

"Bessie mommy baby, Buffy's scaring me."

"OH, MY GOD! I cannot believe you just said that! You are so gay, Riley!"

"Yeah, so?" Riley was a stupid idiot.

"I cannot believe you!!!!!! You actually admitted to being gay! And I'm your girlfriend!!"

"But being gay is grool. And so fetch."

"Oh my God. Where the heck did you get that from?"

"Mean Girls, duh. Anybody who's anybody has seen it."

"Oh my God," said Buffy under her breath.

Ok. Hope you liked it. I know it's a little longer, but I couldn't help it. My sister forced me to write more about Buffy's date. As I said earlier, there is going to be a made-up person that will be mine. She's gonna be one of Oz's relatives. Next chapter: Meet the Family! Remember, review or no more story, ok? You're lucky I even put this one up for my pitiful one review.