The Wizard of Oz

By: Purplpenguin

Disclaimer: OK! I'm SURE that in this chapter there will be a new character that will be all MINE!!! I know I've said that like 1 million times, but this time, THERE ABSOLUTLY will!!! Anyway, to the story!!! This character will enter in part 2, but not be mentioned until part 3, then will be explained in part 4.

A/N: I know I said that this would be split into 3 parts, but it might end up being a little longer. Sorry!

Now really onto the story

Chapter 3: Meet The Family Part Three
Phoebe just stared at Buffy like she was crazy. Everyone else was quiet.

Buffy was staring at Oz with a sorry look in her eyes.

Oz was breathing heavily.

Willow finally broke the silence.

"Ok, so can you please tell me who all these people are and how they are related to you?" she asked her boyfriend.

"Sure," he answered. "Ok, well I'll start with Buffy, because you know her. Her real name is Elizabeth Melinda Prudence Halliwell. She's Aunt Piper and Leo's daughter."

"Ok, how can that be? Joyce is Buffy's mom," Willow asked, even more confused now than she was before.

"It's a long story. Have you ever seen Buffy's birth certificate? Ever wondered why she couldn't get a driver's license?"

"No actually, I haven't seen her birth certificate. But then again, how many people have seen their friends' birth certificates? And I just thought she was a crappy driver."

"Hey!" Buffy exclaimed.

"Hey, while you go through the whole 'Buffy's mom isn't really her mom' thing, can I go do something more interesting? I really don't want to hear my sister's life story," Chris asked in a bored tone.

Buffy scoffed "Rude much?"

"So I guess that means I have to stay?"

"No shit Sherlock," Buffy said, then turned her attention back to Oz and Willow.

"Ok, so what does Buffy's birth certificate have to do with anything?" Willow asked.

"I'm not really sure. I just wondered if you had. I thought that you hadn't, otherwise it would have been easier to explain. So, when Buffy was 13 and I was 14, this demon attacked. It was hard to vanquish, but Mom and her sisters did it. The demon left behind a book. In that book was a prophecy. It said that the daughter of the second eldest Charmed One would be a slayer. But, she wouldn't be just any old Slayer. She would be the most powerful Slayer ever.

"Buffy is that Slayer. Aunt Piper figured that it would be safer for Buffy if she weren't around demons all the time, until she became the Slayer. So, Aunt Piper sent Buffy to live with Joyce and Hank. Joyce and the sisters have been friends for forever, so they knew that she would be safe. Joyce is a witch too, but Hank isn't so we had to modify his memory so that he would think that Buffy was his and Joyce's daughter. Joyce just acted as if she was Buffy's mom. I went with Buffy, just to make sure she was ok. Ok, yeah, that's it, I think."

"Wow. Interesting stuff. I never knew."

"That's the point, Wilz. You weren't supposed to know. But SOMEONE I know just HAD to tell you," Buffy told her best friend.

"Ok, I get that. Just wondering, how did you become a warewolf? Do you really have a cousin named Jordie or something like that?" Willow asked.

"No, actually, I cast a spell on him when we were younger as a joke. I was grounded for a long time after that. It was supposed to be taken off after I cast it, but I guess it came back," Buffy answered Willow's question.

"Ok, so back to introductions," Oz said, annoyed that Buffy had told Willow that.

"This is Piper, my older aunt," he said, pointing at her.

"This is her husband, Leo, my oldest uncle," he continued.

"Wyatt and Chris, my oldest cousins. Their Piper and Leo's kids and Buffy's brothers."

"Hey." "What's up" the two men said.

"This is Paige, my other aunt. She has a boyfriend named Brody-"

"Kyle!" Paige interrupted.

"As I was saying, he's not here right now, so you can't meet him now," Oz continued, unfazed by Paige's outburst.

"Consider yourself lucky," Buffy said to Willow. "He's a poop-head. He tried to kill Daddy more than once."

Paige orbed out at Buffy's comment. Buffy received several glares from her family members.

"What? You were all thinking it," she said defensively.

"That may be but you know how Paige feels about people being mean to Brody," Piper scolded her daughter.

"Yeah, yeah. Can we continue?" Buffy said, not really paying any attention to her mother.

"Please," Willow said.

"Ok, this is Phoebe, my mom. She obviously doesn't remember me. It's a really long story that I don't know, so I can't tell you, so you'll have to wait."

"Mom?" came a small voice from behind Phoebe's feet. "You never told me I had a brother."

What happens next? Who does that little voice belong to? How will people react? R/R so that more chapters will come!

Thanks to:

Diana: Yes, we changed a few things in both Charmed and Buffy. We are 14 and 11. It's the living room of the frat house or dorm that Riley lives in. I took your advice and am reading "Official Buffy and Angel Fanfiction University."

Dalmationgrl2

Devilus: I will try to work Spike in for you.

OLivia