The Wizard of Oz

Purplpenguin

A/N: This is a really short chapter, and hopefully the last section of Meet the Family.

Disclaimer: Kenzie is mine and only mine!

Meet the Family part 4:

The whole room stared down at Phoebe's legs, or rather, at where the voice came from.

"Huh, Mom? Do I have a brother?" asked the voice again.

"See, the thing is, darling, that I'm not exactly sure myself," replied Phoebe.

"Not sure yourself! I'm your son! You should know that!" Oz suddenly shouted.

"Aunt Phoebe, he's telling the truth. You can trust him. He's a very trustworthy person," said Buffy.

While Phoebe was trying to figure out what to believe, Willow was just looking sympathetic for Oz.

Piper decided that she would try to help explain some of this for Buffy and Oz.

"Daniel, Elizabeth," she began.

"Oz," "Buffy," the two fixed their names immediately.

"Right, sorry. Oz, Buffy, I know you're frustrated with Phoebe right now, but give her a break. She has to deal with Kenzie, her 4 year old daughter. I know you want her to trust you, but she had her memory of the two of you, or at least of Dan- Oz, taken away from her by a demon when she gave birth to Kenzie."

"Thank you for remembering my name," said Oz.

"Your welcome," replied Piper.

Unexpectedly, Phoebe shouted, "Oh, all right! I'll give you a chance."

The room was staring at her again for a moment.

"So I do have a brother, Mom?" asked Kenzie, still cowering behind her mother's legs.

"I guess, sweetie," replied Phoebe. Kenzie came out of her hiding place and sat on the floor in front of Oz.

She put out her hand and said as if she says it every day, "Hello, my name is Kenzie Michelle Haliwell. I would like you to meet my mother, Phoebe Haliwell. You would meet my father, Leslie, but he's not here right now."

"Leslie?" questioned Oz. "Damn. That means you're my whole sister."

Kenzie gasped. Phoebe glared. Chris laughed. Piper glared at him. Chris stopped laughing and shrugged… (A/N: sorry for this list, but this is the sequence it went in when I saw it in my head. There's no better way to describe it. I could go on for hours, but I won't do that.)

"Young ears," said Phoebe, covering Kenzie's ears.

"You didn't seem to mind when Buffy said 'the s word'," mumbled Oz.

"Well I did cover her ears. But I didn't want you two," she looked at Willow, "three to know that there was a new baby."

"I'm not a baby!" shouted Kenzie. "I'm a whole four and a half years old!"

Man, this kid's got major temper tantrum problems, thought Oz.

Buffy, a telepath, answered, I hear ya.

Please R/R! I can't think of a darned thing to write! Your input is greatly appreciated! Sorry for the long wait, but my mind was blank and I never got around to updating on my sister's computer, seeing as mine was taken away. It has come to my attention that Brody is not really a bad guy, so I am going back and changing that, I hope. If I don't, then just ignore that, and he's a good guy!

Thanks to Diana for my one bloody review.