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TAK: Wow, nobody reviewed. Oh well.

CG: OH WELL?! What do you mean Oh well? WE LIVE ON REVIEWS! WE MIGHT DIE!! …and what are we supposed to do with all these extra cookies?

Cat: Can I have them?

CG: NO! They're for the reviewers!

Cat: Whatever. I still get the last line.

TAK: NOT THIS TIME!

Cat: Meow.

TAK: Darn it!

Cat: Haha.

Chapter 2 The Plan

Jeremie, Ulrich, Odd, Yumi, Sissi, Herb, and Nicholas all entered into Jeremie's dorm room. Jeremie sat in his chair, Ulrich and Yumi sat on the bed, Odd sat between them to make sure nothing would happen that would get the authors in trouble for misrating, and everybody else sat on the floor.

"Why do I have to sit on the floor? I'm the principal's daughter! I should be sitting on a lavish satin throne!" Sissi complained.

"You're the PRINCIPAL'S DAUGHTER, not a princess," reminded Yumi.

"So? It's basically the same thing!"

"Quiet, you two! We need to plan!" Jeremie said. "Okay, Odd, what's the plan?"

Odd looked at him blankly.

"Why are you asking me? You're the brains of this operation!" Odd said, shrugging.

"Do we really have to plan? I mean, why can't we just walk out and go to McDonald's?" asked Aelita.

"BECAUSE THEN THIS CHAPTER WOULD HAVE NO POINT!" shouted Ulrich. "I suggest we break into the administrative building, steal all the cash, and then break into something else to get something important, and then, late at night, we sneak out through the secondary entrance and escape as the school explodes behind us and we get out just in time!"

"That sounds like some action movie," said Yumi. "You really have a criminal mind, Ulrich."

Ulrich threw his head back and laughed evilly.

"Okay, now you're scaring me." Yumi scooted away from him. Suddenly, XANA's Evil Jeremie Form sat on the bed on the other side of her.

"No, no, no! That'll never work! We need monsters! Yes, gotta have the monsters! And then we have to make some random machine go after all the adults and kill them!" he said.

"…Where did you come from?" asked Aelita.

"Wait a minute!" Sissi yelled. "What's going on here? Who are you, anyway, red head? And what's with the freaky Jeremie clone? Why do I have to talk with such an irritating voice? Why doesn't Ulrich like me? WHY DO THE GOOD DIE YOUNG?!"

"HEY!" shouted Yumi. "You stole that from me! YOU BITCH!"

Yumi bitch slapped Sissi across the face and Sissi bitch slapped her back. They both began slapping and scratching at each other until they fell on the ground and rolled around fighting.

"STOP FIGHTING!" Jeremie shouted. "If you're gonna fight in my room, you could at LEAST put some sexy clothes on and do it in the mud."

Everybody stared at Jeremie.

"What?" he asked.

"I say we ask the magical pixie to grant us passage to McDonalds!" Nicholas spoke up.

"Uh.. how about we have a vote," said Odd. "Who's for going to the magic pixie?"

Nobody raised his or her hand besides Nick.

"Just leaving and going to McDonald's?"

Aelita raised her hand. Odd sighed.

"The overly-complicated, elaborate plan that Ulrich thought up?"

Everybody raised their hand except for Odd.

"Well, I guess that's what we're doing." Odd walked over to Jeremie's closet and opened it. He took out a number of black sweaters and sweat pants, grappling hooks, ropes, and fancy crime technology.

"Jeremie… why was that stuff in your closet?" asked Yumi. Jeremie shrugged.

"Ulrich asked me to hide it for him so that when they searched his dorm, he wouldn't get arrested."

Yumi looked at Ulrich.

"You're such a bad boy," she said, jumping over Odd on top of him. Jeremie's arms extended and pulled them apart.

"NO HOT STEAMY LOVE SCENES! This fic is only rated PG-13!"

Everyone was staring at him again.

"How did you do that?" asked Herb, who, being a minion, was quiet until this time.

"Because I'm not really Jeremie," Jeremie said, pulling a zipper down that was on the top of his head. "I'm really ELASTI-GIRL!!"

Elasti-Girl AKA Mrs. Incredible BKA Jeremie stepped out of the costume, as a cool superhero fanfare played in the background.

"No you're not!" said Ulrich, standing up and going over to Elasti-Jeremie and pulling down yet another zipper. "You're really… COUNT OLAF!"

An old man who looked suspiciously like Jim Carey sat in the spot where Elasti-Girl and Jeremie once sat.

"You're both wrong!" shouted Aelita, pulling down a zipper on him again. "He's really… JEREMIE!"

Everybody gasped as Jeremie was revealed that he was actually himself.

"Why do you wear three disguises over yourself?" asked Yumi, whose job it was to ask questions because that's what we pay her to do.

"Because it's fun." he said, smiling.

"Um.. k. Well, we have a lot of work to do, so I suggest we get started!" announced Odd, because he likes to announce things. Everybody suited up and grabbed their gear.

"Let's go!"

TAK: That was chapter 2!

CG: No, I thought it was chapter 86.

TAK: …Are you being sarcastic?

CG: Maybe.

TAK: Well, anyways, review please!