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TAK: So?

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TAK: Because I said so.

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Chapter 4 The Escape, or, How To Make Your School Blow Up Without Getting Arrested

The gang walked outside with a bag full of money and a key to the gate that didn't really need a key but they felt like getting a key because Ulrich likes panties.

"You know, that Xanga guy or whatever seems really stupid. Why did he just give us the key if he's supposed to, like, want you guys to die?" Sissi asked, taking off her black hat that secretly had black hearts on it and letting her hair fall out so perfectly that you would never be able to tell that she was just committing a crime.

"I don't know. Maybe he's on drugs or something." said Yumi, who for some reason didn't feel like bitch slapping Sissi.

"You like panties?" Odd asked Ulrich.

"SHHH!" he replied, blushing and putting his hand over Odd's mouth whilst looking around side to side because he liked making the authors say whilst.

"Okay, next on the list…" Jeremie said, taking out a piece of paper, putting on a pair of reading glasses and taking off his regular glasses although they looked exactly the same. "is to make the school blow up as we escape just in time. I don't know about that one, Ulrich. People might die, or worse—MY COMPUTER MIGHT GET MESSED UP!"

"You have a really sad life, you know that, right?" Aelita asked, and she would be sweatdropping if CL had sweatdrops but they don't so let's take a moment to cry wah ok get over it. Tears gathered at Jeremie's eyes.

"AELITA! YOU'RE SO HURTFUL! YOU HATE ME! I'M SUCH A GEEKY LOSER THAT YOU'D NEVER HAVE HOT STEAMY SEX WITH LIKE IN MY DREAMS!" he bawled.

"…WHAT!" everybody asked, stepping away from Jeremie.

"Don't tell me you've never had an erotic dream about Ulrich, Yumi!"

"SHUT UP! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THAT! I HATE YOU!" Yumi shouted, starting to cry and turning away from Jeremie.

"Yeah, well… I HATE YOU MORE!"

"OH YEAH!"

Just then, Sissi slapped Yumi.

"Why did you slap me! I'm the Bitch Slapper around here!"

"Because. You were arguing with the kid Nicholas has a cru—I mean, um…" Sissi looked around nervously. "MUSTARD!"

She ran off. Jeremie looked at Nicholas.

"What was she going to say?" he asked, raising an eyebrow. Nicholas began getting really sweaty.

"Um… um… I HAVE TO GO BUY MORE SHORT SHORTS BYE!" he said, running after Sissi. Herb looked kind of awkward. So he punched Ulrich in the stomach for no reason at all and ran after his companions.

"Well, that got rid of them," said Ulrich, bent over and clutching his stomach. Suddenly, a dark figure jumped out from the bushes. It was Jim.

"I SMELL TEENAGE DRAMA! Say… what are you kids doing out here in the middle of the night with those burglar clothes on and a bag full of money?" he asked, looking at all of them suspiciously.

"Um, Jim, see, we can explain—" Odd started.

"OH MY GOD! YOU WERE DOING DRUGS, WEREN'T YOU!"

"No! Of course not!" he replied. Yumi shoved Odd out of the way and stood in front of Jim.

"Oh, yes, Jim! Actually, we're all crackheads! It's a real problem for us, but we just can't help it! It costs us so much money that we had to steal from Mrs. Hertz! Please help us, Jim! We're a menace to society and ourselves! We need your adult guidance now more than ever! Help us! We don't want to go to jail! How about you schedule us for counseling?" she said, smiling cheerfully. Jim stood with his eyes wide open, unable to move.

"RUN!" They all scattered and met back at a random location in the woods.

"What did you do to him?" asked Ulrich.

"See, teachers are so unused to kids actually asking them for help, if you do it in large quantities all at once they go into what is known as 'Sudden Educator-Child Communication Shock', otherwise known as S.E.C.C.S!" Yumi explained. "You just have to know how they think and you'll be cool like me one day."

"Wow. I always wondered how to make teachers have SECCS." Aelita said. "Shouldn't we change back into our normal clothes now that we have the money and the key so we don't get arrested when we leave? By the way, is McDonald's open this late?"

"Of course! Don't you know? The Supreme Court of the World ruled in the case of Ronald McDonald vs. Europe, Asia, and South America five minutes ago that all McDonald's restaurants be open for 24 hours a day, seven days a week. And 388 days a year in the occasion of the rare double triple leap year, due to people's insatiable need for Big Macs." Ulrich said. "But the clothes thing was a good idea. Let's go."

The group walked for a while in the park before finally coming out near the dorms. They made a mad dash for the door, in case Jim came out of his shock. Once inside, they all went towards their various dorms.

"Hey, Ulrich! Yumi's not a boarder! What are you doing going towards our room with your arm behind her?" Odd asked.

"Nothing. No reason. No reason at all. We're just, uh.. gonna play cards. Right, Yumi?"

"Right. We're gonna play spades!"

"Yeah, I love that game! Come on!" They both went into the room and slammed the door, leaving Odd, Jeremie, and Aelita standing in the hallway. Odd frowned.

"Ulrich doesn't know how to play spades…" he said, folding his arms. Jeremie went to his dorm and used his key to open the door.

'You can change first, Aelita," he said, despite the fact that they all changed at the same time in the same room. Aelita went in and closed the door.

"What about me?" Odd asked, putting a fake sad face on. Jeremie rolled his eyes and gave him his clothes.

"I think Sissi left her door open. Wherever she is."

Odd shrugged and left towards Sissi's room. Sure enough, the door was unlocked. Once he had changed, he couldn't resist the urge to look around.

"Hmm… Yumi did say that she kept her diary in here somewhere…" he said to himself, as he scanned his room with his sharp vision. (I don't know, I just thought he would have really good eyesight. Maybe from aiming in Lyoko.) He found it the exact same way Yumi did in Log Book. Removing the book from its concealment, Odd carefully opened it. Several photographs (not THOSE from chapter 1…) fell to the ground.

Jeremie and Aelita were standing outside in the hallway, both had gotten dressed quickly, and were wondering what was taking everybody.

"Wow, Yumi and Ulrich must be having a riveting game of spades," Aelita commented. "They've been in there for a while…"

The boy genius had to resist the urge to chuckle. Just then, they heard somebody scream "Oh my God!". The two turned to see Odd jumping out backwards from Sissi's room. They ran to his side.

"What is it?" asked Jeremie.

Odd's eyes were still wide open.

"Where the hell did Sissi get naked pictures of me and Ulrich!"

"She had naked pictures of you?"

"And Ulrich!"

"Uh-huh. We know. But she had naked pictures of you?"

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Well, I mean, she doesn't like you!"

"WHAT! EVERY GIRL LIKES ME!"

"No, every girl likes ULRICH. Some girls like you."

"…YOU'RE SO MEAN! WAAAH!" Odd ran over to the wall and sobbed, while his hoes came over and patted him on the back, giving him a bottle of Vodka. Yumi and Ulrich came out of the room.

"Did you have a good game of spades?" Aelita asked.

"What are you talking about? We were playing rummy. We have a school to blow up, come on."

They stood in the boiler room of the school. Gases escaped from various pipes and the room was rather hot.

"This is where we do it." Ulrich said.

"Wait, we can't blow up the boiler room! It's one of our ways to get to the factory and it's a copyrighted movie title!" Jeremie objected.

"You do know that now that Aelita's materialized we can kill XANA now, right?" Yumi asked. Just then, lawyers burst into the room in suits and carrying suitcases.

"No you can't," One lawyer said, opening his briefcase and taking out a 500-page long document. "Ahem. According to the Antefilms Official Code: Lyoko Contract, Article III, Section 1, Clause 7, the parties agree to never terminate the main villain of the show in order to preserve the continuation of said show. Noncompliance with this agreement will result in firing of parties involved and the hiring of really bad yet sexy actors. One of which will be Catwoman."

They all filed out as suddenly as they came in, and left the gang standing there dazed.

"Well, that beats the crap out of my plan," Ulrich said, sticking out his lower lip.

"I have an idea," Odd spoke up. Remember those beans I hoarded under my bed before it was illegal to eat on campus?"

"Yeah," replied Ulrich. "Why?"

"Anybody got a match?"

TAK: BEFORE ANYBODY YELLS AT ME I KNOW NICK HAD A CRUSH ON AELITA IT WAS JUST A JOKE IT WILL NOT BE CONTINUED ANY FURTHER. Well, maybe.

Cat: Well he could be.. you know..

TAK: But he's not.

CG: Ok how did we start talking about this?

TAK: No clue. Anyway, review!