Disclaimer: Code: Lyoko is TAK CG by owned not. Inversion in disclaimer written is this. Message seconds this self-destruct 10 in will.

CG: Well?

TAK: Well what?

CG: You said, "Message seconds this self-destruct 10 in will"!

TAK: And?

CG: IT'S BEEN TEN SECONDS!

TAK: Okay… uh… BOOM.

CG: Don't make me hurt you, boy.

TAK: Fine. BOOM!

CG: YAY!

Cat: Bark.

Chapter 6 The Arrest part 1

The gang including Sissi and her gang were dropped off by the fleet of helicopters at the exact same spot in the street where they got kidnapped by XANA's cronies.

"Well, let's go then." Aelita said. Her "girl problems" were suddenly gone and Jeremie was happy again. They began walking down the street. They turned the corner and in a couple instants, they heard sirens blaring and saw flashing lights (A/N: I don't know how this whole process works in France and I'm pretty sure you don't either so bear with me.) coming towards them. They stopped walking and the cops came out with their guns pointed at them.

"HANDS UP, CRIMINALS!" one officer shouted. Odd, Yumi, Jeremie, Aelita, Sissi, Herb, and Nicolas raised their hands over their heads, and Ulrich made a break for it, jumping over the squad cars and into the alleyways. Several officers went after him, and the remainder began to put handcuffs on the kids.

"Wait a minute! Don't you have to tell us our rights and what the charges are or whatever?" Yumi asked. The cop smirked.

"Well yeah. I just don't like you," he retorted, pushing them into the car. "But I'll tell you anyway. You're under arrest for the smuggling of five thousand pounds of cheese from the National Fromage Museum. You have no rights because you're little kids."

"I'm 14!"

"SHUT UP, WHORE!"

"WAAH! I AM NOT A WHORE! WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP—"

Sissi slapped her.

"LOOK, BITCH! STOP SLAPPING ME!"

Yumi slapped her. Then the police officer slapped both of them.

"STOP SLAPPNG EACH OTHER!"

Before they began to slap the officer, Ulrich shook his head again.

"It must be nice having that power over women," Jeremie grumbled. Aelita looked at him, her face full of fear. He noticed. "It's alright Aelita. We didn't do any of that. We'll be fine."

She frowned.

"You're sexy."

Jeremie WOULD'VE face-faulted if this was anime and they weren't in a car. Well, this is our fanfic so they can do anime expressions whenever the heck they feel like it! Aelita pounced on him and then started taking off his clothes. The police officer blew a whistle.

"NO MAN-RAPING! Do you WANT to go to jail?" he asked.

"No, Mr. Nice Policeman."

"I am not Mr. Nice Policeman. That's my associate. Say hi, Bob."

The police officer in the driver's seat turned, waved, and smiled. The not-nice policeman got into the passenger's seat and they drove off. They drove for about a block, stopped the car, and then he shoved them out.

"You're free to go."

The police car drove away.

"Umm, why?" asked Odd, scratching his head. Ulrich shrugged. Then he realized it.

"HEY! WHERE'S OUR BAG OF STOLEN CASH!"

The two "police officers" sat chuckling menacingly, looking at their prize.

"Those fools," said the Mr. Nice Policeman. Not surprisingly, he morphed into EJ XANA. "This is what they get for trusting the legal system."

The other police officer also morphed into an EJ XANA. They were The Twins—the two halves of XANA. One good side, and one bad side. One was named XA and the other was named NA. The "good" policeman was the NA, the bad side.

"It was so hard to be mean to those poor children," said XA, looking innocent and sweet. Well, as innocent and sweet as a mutated Jeremie can look. "Why are we evil to those kids again?"

"Because. We're a plot device. Get used to it," NA grinned, regarding the cash in front of him as if it were beautiful code. "Now that we have their money, they can't buy any food from McDonald's and they'll starve to death! Laugh evilly with me, brother!"

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!" This time, unfortunately for the gang and gang (There's two gangs who happen to be at a hunger-induced truce at the moment), XANA actually remembered to turn off the "they can hear him" switch.

"I can't believe this!" Herb shouted, in his 'omg look out it's a pissy nerd!' mode. "How could you idiots lose our money! Now we're gonna die!"

He punched Jeremie in the stomach, because he's just a generally mad person in the first place, and he also happened to hate Jeremie for beating him every year at the robotics competition.

"OOF!" shouted Jeremie, falling dramatically to the ground. Aelita was enraged.

"YOU LITTLE BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU LAY A FINGER ON MY JEREMIE-POO!" she screamed, walking angrily towards Herb. Nicolas stepped in the way, wearing purple short shorts instead of his usual red (he went shopping, remember?)

"Look! I know he's irresistibly hot and everything but you don't have to beat up my nerdish friend here!" he said, in Herb's defense. Everyone was shocked that he said such a well-developed sentence, and overlooked the fact that he just said Jeremie was hot.

"I DON'T CARE! LET ME AT HIM!" Aelita began girlishly slapping at the air and turning her head away. Nicolas did the same thing, and they were both girlishly slapping at nothing for a few minutes. Then they started arguing. Pretty soon, everybody was yelling at each other.

"STUPID PINK HAIRED HOOCHIE MAMA!"

"ANNOYING BLONDE DRUMMER BOY!"

"EVIL JAPANESE GOTH CHICK!"

"CRUMMY FRENCH KOGYARU WANNABE!"

"GEEKY FOUR-EYED… KID!"

"GREEN CLAD WOMAN STEALER!"

"PURPLE DOG LOVER!"

"BLAH, BLAH, ME, ME, YOU, YOU HEYYY MACARENA!"

"Everybody SHUT UP!" A voice called out. Everyone shut up. They looked around to see whom the voice belonged to.

"Ahem. Down here." said Kiwi, still holding a briefcase in his mouth. "I'm back from Harvard; I graduated and I now have a Ph.D. in barking the ABC's! See, look: A! BARK! B! BARK! C! BARK!"

Jeremie kicked the dog as far as he could. Everyone was happy again, and they decided to figure out what to do.

"Okay, so those police officers stole our money. Can't we, like, sue them or something?" asked Sissi, getting out a pink brush with pink bristles and beginning to brush her hair.

"No. You forget, WE stole it first." Ulrich reminded.

"Oh yeah. You're so smart, sexy, and hawt, Ulrich! Can we make out? You make out with Yumi all the time!"

"Sure, why not?"

Ulrich and Sissi started making out, while Yumi stood in utter shock.

"…ULRICH! I HATE YOU!" she ran off.

"WAIT! YUMI! COME BACK!" Ulrich chased after her. Sissi fainted. Herb picked her up (you know that trademark "lyke womg somebody fainted I'd better get down on my knees and support their upper torso" deal).

"Sissi! Sissi, are you alright?" he asked, caringlyish in his geek voice. She slowly opened her eyes a little.

"Ulrich… so hot. Stomach… growling…. need… McChicken…" Sissi closed her eyes.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Herb shouted.

"Calm down. I'm not dead," Sissi snapped, frowning and opening her eyes. "Oh, right, uncounscious."

She closed her eyes. Ulrich and Yumi were gone, and Sissi was knocked out. They were also out of money, it was late at night, and they needed McDonalds.

TO BE CONTINUED

TAK: Haha, I always wanted to do a two-parter!

CG: A pointless two-parter…

TAK: But a two-parter nonetheless! REVIEW!

Cat: WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SAY 'BARK'! I AM NOT A DOG! I AM A FELINE! A FEMALE FELINE! #begins marching around holding up cat and woman advocating signs# I AM CATWOMAN! HEAR MY SHRIEK!

TAK: #massages temples#