I Hate My Hair: Athrun Version: Attack of the Blonde!
Another crazy hair story from yours truly. Enjoy!
Athrun looked at himself in the mirror and noticed something about his hair, and it wasn't that it needed to be trimmed. The roots were turning blonde. Platinum blonde. And the blonde was making its way to the ends of his hair with every passing second.
Alright, Athrun, he thought, trying to keep that high-pitched, girly scream that was building up in his throat from escaping. This can be handled calmly and rashly. Just don't freak out and don't scream. You'll regret it if you do.
His first instinct was to wash his hair. So he jumped in the shower and washed it. That just caused the yellow offender to spread even faster throughout his head of blue.
"Hot damn!" Athrun shouted.
Trying as hard as he could not to pull his hair out, he got out of the shower, got dressed, and jammed a baseball cap over his hair to hide the hideous transformation. He then ran as fast as he could to the nearest beauty salon. To his horror, he found out that working at the local beauty salon was Cagalli's summer job.
"Athrun!" Cagalli said in the schoolgirlish way that said she was pleased to see him. "What brings you here?"
"Cagalli! I need help!" Athrun said, at his girlfriend's feet on his knees. "My hair is turning platinum blonde! Please help me!"
"You didn't wash your hair with my hair dye, did you?" Cagalli asked.
"No," Athrun replied. "Wait. You have hair dye? You're not a natural blonde?"
"Nope!" Cagalli said. "I'm Kira's twin, remember? My hair is actually brown. It was supposed to be blonde just for the show, but I got addicted to having this color for my hair, so I kept it." She smiled cutely.
Athrun was confused by this, but there was no time to ponder his lover's habits. He had to remedy this attack of blonde-ness! And fast!
"Okay, Athrun. Sit down," Cagalli commanded, pointing towards a styling chair.
Athrun sat down and Cagalli examined every lock of his hair (after pulling of the cap with some difficulty). She then took a bottle of some blue stuff and dumped the whole thing on his head. She worked it in, Rinsed his hair,combed it, and let Athrun take a look in the mirror. For about thirty seconds his hair was back to the blueness that we all love, but after that it all went blonde in a nanosecond.
"Damn," Cagalli whispered to herself. "I was sure that would work! The blue dye that the manager bought is a bunch of crap!"
Athrun was speechless. The salon was filled with an ominous silence followed by Athrun's voice yelling "I hate my hair!" so loud that all the windows in the city crashed.
That was Attack of the Blonde! Lemme know if you enjoyed it!