Just to add more emphasis on my randomness, I'm going to post this completely out of context and out of chracter interlude. It was done by me and Evil Vampire Teddy bear while we were chatting cause we were SO bored. I posted it just out of amusement.
Chloe's interview
Chloe: So how does it feel to be a Luthor?
Clark: It's um...weird...and creepy...and disturbing on so many levels
Chloe: Is it true that you're going to inherit everything and Lex will get left out?
Clark: NO,
Chloe: So how are Jonathan and Martha Kent dealing with it?
Clark: Um...they're...well... my mum she's...she's happy that I can get to do stuff that I never got to do cause of our money problem
Chloe: And your dad?
Clark: Dad? He's um...He's fine...He's in therapy but he's fine
Chloe: So how is your half brother dealing with you?
Clark: Lex, he's great. We're really close, closer than before when we were just friends...b-but not that close...I mean. I love Lex...as a brother I mean...phew
Chloe: So he's not planning your assassination because Lionel loves you more?
Clark: NO! What are you talking about? Lionel loves Lex...maybe he doesn't love him the conventional way, but I know for a fact that Lionel loves Lex...as a father I mean. Um...yeah, he um, he loves Lex as a son...yeah. Cause you know, they're father and son after all and any other kind of love would be...um I think I'll just shut up now
Chloe: How did u feel when u first found out?
Clark: Um...well, shocked...I didn't believe it at first. I don't really believe it now actually...
Chloe: Is it true you are moving in and sharing a bed with Lex
Clark: um...I-I-I-I-I...um...(squeak) Well...I..I...I mean...Well, I still stay at the farm on alternative nights
(Notice the evasiveness)
Chloe: what is Lionel like as a father?
Clark: (blush really red) He's um...He...I mean...I...Well, I get to call him daddy...Um...that's not what mean, I...um...Lionel Luthor...well, um...Well, let's just say he's an unconventional dad...not that he isn't great or anything, I mean he is (blushes at a dirty thought)...Yeah, well, um...Lets just say I'm getting use to him, but he's not a bad father and lets just leave it at that.
Chloe: how about Lex? any brotherly jealousy between the two of you?
Clark: Oh, um..Actually Lex is really possessive of me...He'd fight with daddy over me sometimes (beams) um...forget I said that. I meant that Lex is a great brother, actually he's been like a big brother since before we were really brothers...He's kinda overprotective sometimes, but other than that he's really great. Actually I think he's more jealous of his father than he is of me...um.. Forget I said that
Chloe: looks skeptical
Chloe: so, how are you dealing with the new changes in your life?
Clark: Well, I'm taking them as I go along. I mean people have been treating me very differently since I've become a Luthor. Sometimes being a little too friendly, sometimes being completely mean. Actually I came to school one day and had a group of people throwing rotten vegetables at me for some reason...
Chloe: Any insights into the private lives of luthors?
Clark: Insights? um...what do you mean by insights?
Chloe: You know...anything we don't know about the luthors?
Clark: oh...um...well, they're um...they're a lot more 'loving' than most people think they are. And they ..um...they're both very well hu-I mean fit. Yeah, they're both in physically better shape than what people would expect from people who spends all there time in an office. Yeah, that's what I mean, but many women like Victoria Hardwick probably knows that already...um, not that I was umm... I mean. Um... yeah and... Yeah, that's all I think I can share with you on that. next question...please (looks nervously)
Chloe: hmmmmm....