AN: Thank you so much LilliLuthor, you are my biggest fan ever. I will update part for you as soon as I can... really.

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Chapter five: Army of White Rabbits

It was later that night when someone or rather something set off the newly installed motion detectors in the darkness of the caves. The night vision cameras caught nothing more than a furry green blur moving across its lens. Lex suppressed his growl of frustration as he looked at the screen.

"Whatever it is it's fast."

After the alarm went of Lionel had called everyone to the security room of the cave. It was around 1:00 am and occasionally yawns could be heard among them as Jonathan and Martha Kent could barely keep themselves upright. Both were still in their pajamas with a jacket over it. Chloe was the only member not present, according to Lana she was meditating and trying to find inner peace at the moment.

"Where did the movement end?" Lana asked as she peered at one of the screens in the large security room. Unlike the Kents the girl was fully awake.

"It ended on these upper levels of the cave," Lex said as he pointed towards one of the monitors. "But I've been up there before, it's a dead end."

"Maybe there's a secret passage or something."

"Maybe, but we haven't had time to fully investigate it yet."

"Well whatever it is it looks like it's still in there. I think we can go down there and ambush them. What do you think Commander?" Lana asked turning towards Lionel Luthor.

"Well it's in the middle of the night, I'm blind and the Kents are half asleep. I highly doubt we're capable of a surprise attack Miss Lang, and all of the people I hired to track this girl are still missing. Sending more people in there could be a futile effort."

"And what if something happens to Julian? He could be in there right now being tortured by that psychopath. I mean he hasn't come back to the mansion and the Kents said they haven't seen him since this morning. We need to move quickly. We need to move now."

"I suggest that someone should go in and check out what's going on first and report back to base," Lana suggested.

"And who do you suggest takes on this difficult task?"

"I will," both Lex and Lana volunteered. Lex out of concern for his brother, and Lana simply because she could do with some ass-kicking right now.

Lex looked questioningly at Lana and the girl childishly stuck her tongue out at him.

"Well since both of you are so eager, both of you shall go. Lana will go in first and Lex can be your back up."

"But-" Lex protested but Lionel put his hand up to Lex's mouth.

"Careful Lex, you might say something you'll regret. Now the equipments are next door. Why don't both of you suit up?"

"Lana, are you sure you know how to use that gun?" Lex asked as he strapped his own onto his belt. They had both changed into black, skintight cat suits, which left nothing to the imagination. Lana tied her hair back in a tight bun and Lex winced as he put a tight black hood over his head.

"Of course" the girl said before pulling on the night vision goggles. Lex followed suit, despising the feel of the goggles against his leather covered head. Then they both walked into the darkness of the cave.

After about 10 minutes of walking in silence they were staring up at the higher room of the tall cave. Lana took out a rope with a hook attached to it, after the few swings she threw it, attaching the hook onto the high ledge. Then with agility, she began to climb up.

"Come on Lex," she called down once she got to the top. Lex followed her up.

Moments later, both of them were standing exactly where Kyla and Clark had met. Lana leaned back against the wall as Lex started searching for the hidden door. Slowly he ran his leather covered hand over the rocks. Then he found a lever.

"Hey, I think this is it," he said as he pulled it down.

The floor beneath then dropped down and they found themselves rolling down a set of stone steps. Luckily neither of them screamed so they weren't noticed as they tumbled the secret chamber of the cave.

They stopped rolling when they hit the end of the steps and quickly scrambled up to hide behind a big rock. There was a large bon fire in the middle of the chamber where the shaman in a grey leather cloak was chanting. Surrounding them was an army of white rabbits.

Then Lana gasped as she looked up and Lex's eyes followed hers.

Above them, hung metal cages chained to the ceiling of the chamber. Inside them were buff-looking men in black suits. They were all wearing identical bunny ears and bunny slippers as well as a confused look on their faces.

"Dad's cronies" Lex said as he recognized a few of them.

A howl brought their attention up to the top of the stairs as Kyla pushed Clark down the stony stairs. The teen looked sickly green and Lana had to stop Lex from jumping out and strangling her.

"Kyla I see you brought your mate. Welcome," the shaman said as he patted her head like a dog. She gave him a bright smile. "Kyla you must be hungry, have something to eat," he said gesturing to the men in the cage. "You can't do the ritual on an empty stomach. I've caught some delicious and meaty rabbits just for you."

Both Lex and Lana winced in disgust before looking at the caged men with pity.

"That's got to be a horrible way to die" Lana stated the obvious as the first cages was lowered.

Grey fur began to grow on the Native American girl's skin, then she collapsed down her hands and knees before claws began to pierce through her nails. Screaming and clawing the floor, she was fully transformed into a wolf by the time the floor of the lowered cave dropped down and the man screamed as he fell to the floor.

The wolf pounced on him and he screamed in agony as the claws dug deep into his skin, creating a long wound in which blood was pouring out of. Sharp, inhuman teeth penetrated deep into his abdomen and he felt a chunk of his flesh rip away. The wolf leapt off his body, sending him crashing down to the cold, hard surface of the cave floor. In the wolf's mouth was his liver. Chewing it with great delight as blood spilled onto the floor, the wolf paid no attention to him. The man tried his best to crawl away but the pain from the large gap in his body forbade him from doing so. He let out a scream: A mistake.

The werewolf quickly returned its gaze on him, and with one jump, landed on top of him. The wolf growled, and then sank its claws deep into his forehead. Blood started to gush out, making a puddle on the floor. The wolf then jerked its claws out, blood spraying from the wounds.

The wolf cracked open his head, and jerked out his brains along with the white bunny ears.

Lana was watching the scene unfold like a horror movie as another body dropped down with a thud and a scream. The new prey's leg was bent at odd angles with his bones tearing through the skin. He leaves a trail of blood as he tried to crawl away.

He was whimpering as the wolf pounced on his back, his face twisting into a mask of pain as it ripped out his spine. He died instantly.

As Lana was paying attention to the gruesome scene, Lex's attention was focused on his brother who was now lying on the floor, oblivious to the feasting of the beast next to him. He looked back at the wolf. It was too busy playing with its victim's eye balls to notice him.

With the gun in his hand, Lex jumped out of his hiding place and ran as fast as he could, stepping on a few rabbits as he went.

The shaman, who had been too busy watching his pet feast turned to see him. With a wave of his wooden walking stick, the rabbits started to move causing Lex to stumble onto the ground as the furry demons began using their sharp teethes to bite into his skin.

Clark stirred and he saw Lex's bald head and flailing hands peaking through the ocean of rabbits and used the last of his strength to grab Lex's hand.

Lana cursed as she saw Lex drowning in white fluff. There was no way to save him without being seen, and Clark wasn't strong enough to do it in his current state. Luckily, the trap door was still open and if she was quick enough, she might be able to help them and get away.

Swiftly the girl got out of her hiding place and ran up the stairs before getting out her rope and throwing it at Lex before hooking the other end onto a ledge. Luckily, Lex caught it and began to climb up, his hand still holding Clark's tightly.

As the two men were struggling to climb up, Lana took her gun and started shooting at the white rabbits, the red of its blood staining the pure white as they dug their teeth into Lex.

Then one rabbit jumped up above the others, its teeth biting at the rope. Lex noticed this and quickly climbed up, but with one hand holding onto Clark, it was near impossible.

The rope tore; causing Lex, Clark and a dozen of the rabbits biting onto them to fall back onto the ground.

The trap door was closing behind Lana as the rabbits turned their attention towards her and she knew she had to go. With one last look back, she turned and quickly ran up the stairs and out of the chamber.

Lex grumbled as he stirred. His body aching as he moved his hand to rub against the bump that had formed on his head. He had been knocked unconscious yet again after the fall and he was glad for the healing powers he had or his headache might have been even worse.

His hands felt strange.

He brought them to his eyes and saw that it had a long white glove covering it. He sat himself up and saw that he was sitting in a cage hanging in mid-air. Then he looked down at the rest of his body.

Lex's mouth dropped to the floor soundlessly as he stared at what he was now wearing.

There was a tight black corset over his stomach constricting his breathing slightly as he shifted. It was tight enough to create an illusion of curvy hips that were barely covered with shiny black leather. His long lean legs were covered in fishnet stockings that lead down to high-heeled stilettos. Wires tightened over his chest in the frame of the wonder bra under the black leather, creating cleavage big enough to compete with Chloe's. He also felt a little bow tie around his neck as the leather g-string rode between his ass cheeks.

There was also an uncomfortable bundle pushing against his ass as he sat. So he got up onto the unsteady wooden floor and tried to look at his back. There was a fluffy white bunny tale sewed just above the g-string.

Quickly coming to a realization, Lex ran his hand over his bald head to find a head band. It was fluffy with a pair of long bunny ears sticking out of it.

Lex's cursed angrily as he tried to pull the ears off, but it won't budge. Its pull only served to make his head hurt even more.

"Don't bother, it's super-glued to your head," a voice said from below him. Lex looked down and saw that it was Joseph Willowbrook, the shaman.

"Why on Earth would you super-glue bunny ears to my head?"

"Well you see my pet, Kola here" he gestured to the wolf that was now asleep near the bonfire "she's trained not to eat humans, but loves a good meal of rabbits."

Lex thought back to the feast he saw earlier, 'so that's why they all wore bunny ears' he thought. "Can't she tell the difference between a real rabbit and a person in a rabbit costume?"

"No, she's not all that smart, but she's very loyal. Stuck with me for over a thousand years, long before the white people came and took our land. My land."

"So why am I in a play boy bunny outfit? The others weren't wearing... this," Lex asked as he gestured to the black leather.

"Oh, I just thought you would look good in it," Willowbrook said casually as Lex sighed in frustration. Then he looked down and saw Clark.

The boy was still glowing green, sweat beading on his skin as he lay motionless on a stone alter. The boy was wearing nothing more than a loin cloth with a dozen chains tying him down. There was a glowing green pendant around his neck.

Lex tried not to notice how good the boy looked in the loin cloth and more on the fact that he was in pain.

"What are you going to do to my brother?"

"Oh nothing much; just make him a more willing slave. You see when the ritual is done; I can get him to do all of my bidding. Don't worry Ziget once all this is over Naman won't be in pain anymore... With the great Naman on my side, ruling the world will be a piece of cake.

"But ruling the world is my thing!"

"Not after Kayla, Kyla and Kola is through with you."

At the call of her name the wolf stirred from its slumber. It shook its body, causing the fur fall onto the floor as it morphed into a more human form. But it didn't look like the Kyla Lex had seen earlier, this girl walked on her hands and feet. Her body covered more by mud than the bits of leather on her body, her hair a big black/grey bush on her head.

"Kayla, so glad you can join us, we were just about to start. And once we're done I have a special treat waiting for you," the old man said as 'Kayla' the Cave woman looked up at Lex and drooled with more than hunger in her eyes. Lex secretly wished for the wolf to come back.

"Kayla want Star man, Star man belong to Kayla, Star man not belong to Kyla" she said roughly before going over to where Clark was lying and sniffing him. Lex growled at the Cave woman who snarled back.

"Now, now, both of you behave. The ritual is just about to start" Then the old man whistled, calling forth the white rabbits.

Slowly, the chant began as the nauseating smell of incensed drifted towards Lex. The shaman brought out an ornate knife hovering it over Clark's body before piercing in. The cut was shallow and drops of greenish red blood flowed from it as Willowbrook began to draw patterns onto Clark's chained chest.

Lex rattled the cage, hoping that it will fall to the grown and maybe break. Unfortunately the chains holding it up was too strong.

Once an eye-like shape was drawn onto Clark, the knife was held up right at the center of it. The chanting had increase in intensity as well as the smoke rising from the bon fire. Lex knew that the ritual must be close to being complete.

Then suddenly, the trap door was open and the sound of machine guns filled the room as Lex tried to make himself smaller in the cave so as not to get hit. There was a familiar laughter coming from the shooter and when the first round of bullets were over Lex opened his eyes and turned over to see a smug looking Jonathan Kent. There was a red band tied over his blond head and he was in a camouflage uniform with a big machine gun balancing on his shoulders.

Lex sighed in relief until he noticed that despite the fact that Willowbrook and his granddaughter/pet/whatever had holes inside their body, they were still alive and uninjured. Both of them grunted as they made their way towards Jonathan.

"DEATH STAR POWER!" came a voice from behind them. Then suddenly a figure popped up from behind them, did a flip in mid-air and landed in front of Jonathan. It was Lana.

Lana was dressed in a Sailor Senshi outfit, the white fabric stretching tightly across her body as the black pleated skirt tried unsuccessfully to cover her ass. The sailor collar was also black complete with an over-sized pink bow in the front and one matching one in her hair as well as in the back of her outfit. Wrapped across her forehead was a golden band with a sparkling pink gem on it. Her knee high, high heeled boots were also pink and uncomfortable-looking.

"HOLLYWOOD POWER!"

Suddenly Chloe jumps in, landing in a pose next to Lana wearing exactly the same as Lana's except in a yellow and dark blue color with star patterns on the colored fabric.

"We are Sailor Death Star!" Lana started

"And Sailor Hollywood!" Chloe added with a ridicules looking pose.

"Champion of Justice and defender of...um" they both paused, looking at each other and then at the people around them. "Defender of men in very strange costumes."

For a moment it seemed that the paused button has been pushed as everyone in the room (except the dead rabbits) looked at the girls strangely.

Then Lana took her headband off.

"DEATH STAR TIARA MAGIC!" she shouted as she threw it across the room. Joseph Willowbrook managed to duck, but it hit Kayla on the head.

"Ouch!"

The cave woman growled and threw the 'tiara' back at Lana who caught it.

"Sailor Hollywood, go help the sexy bunny and slave boy, I'll handle the bad guys," she said, as she gave the girl a peck on the cheek.

Lana went up to Kayla, who had just transformed into Kyla as they both got into their fighting stances. Joseph Willowbrook was too busy mourning for the rabbits to notice anything around him.

As Lana was fighting, Chloe found a switch, which lowered the chains of the cage. Once Lex was down she pulled a pin out of her yellow hair and started picking at the lock. Lex tried not to comment on her super hero name.

Once Lex was out, he practically jumped over to where Clark was. The boy was still bleeding, the blood still glowing sickeningly green. Lex took the heavy meteorite pendant off. The boy stirred but was still bleeding greenish blood. Lex resisted the urge to find a bottle to store the blood to test in his lab. There wasn't any time to find a bottle and there was nothing in his outfit that could store blood.

"The ring," Clark mumbled and Lex noticed that on Clark's left hand was the ring he'd been wearing for the last few days. It was glowing green too.

Lex went over to it and started pulling with his hand as Chloe tried to break the chains on Clark with her star shaped wand. The man stopped when he heard a click that sounded like bones breaking. The ring still won't come off.

If only there was a lubricant of some sort.

Then Lex saw the blood. Not caring about the pure white gloves, he dipped his hand into the pool of blood on Clark's chest; then rubbed the red substances onto the ring finger. It became loose and eventually Lex was able to squeeze Clark's fingers out of them.

The bleeding stopped and al the colors flooded back into Clark's skin. Lex tried not to drool as Clark got up, the chains tying him to the alter breaking. The rest of the chains were left hanging on his body, accenting the beautifully tanned muscles.

"The chains were rusty," Clark explained with a blush as he saw what Lex was wearing.

"Riiiight," Lex replied, clearly not buying Clark's explanation.

"Hiya!" they heard Sailor Death Star cried as she high kicked Kyla who ducked just in time. Sailor Hollywood went over to her girlfriend's side to join in on the cat-fight.

Then Jonathan fired another round of bullets, as Joseph Willowbrook got up from the floor. Having finally finished mourning, he was now intent of revenge and was now making his way towards Jonathan in a zombie like manner.

Clark saw what was going on and quickly ran to his father's side, his speed bordering on super speed.

Eventually Jonathan ran out of bullets.

Willowbrook was moving near and Clark stood in front of his father. He knew he couldn't use his powers in front of all these people; he wasn't sure how else he was going to defeat a thousand year old wizard/zombie.

Meanwhile, at the girl's corner of the chamber.

Chloe hit Kyla on the head as Lana kicked her, but the other girl was still all right and kicked back.

"Naman's mine bitches. And there's nothing you two can do about it."

Before Lana could retort, the girl instantly shifted into the cave woman.

"No, Star man not Kyla's. Star man is Kayla's"

Then she shifted back into Kyla.

"No, he's not. I think Clark deserves someone a little more evolved, ape," Then she shifted back into Kayla.

"No, Star man Kayla's," then the cave woman took a punch at herself before shifting into Kyla.

"Why, you bitch," then she punched again before shifting into Kola who started biting itself. When the wolf shifted back into Kyla again the girl was bleeding and bruised, her Lara Croft outfit hanging in tatters. The girl started literally beating herself up again before shifting.

Lana crossed her arms together and leaned down onto the cave wall, Chloe next to her as they watched the girl shifted back and forth, fighting with herself.

Then Kayla took hold of her own neck, strangling herself as she banged her head against a nearby wall. She shifted one more time back into Kyla before falling to the floor. Dead.

One bad guy down, one to go.

The girls did another acrobatic flip and landed just in front of Clark.

"HOLLYWOOD STAR BURST!" Sailor Hollywood shouted as she waved her wand, sending bright golden sparks at the old man, who tumbled onto the floor. In retaliation he waved his own hands, causing Chloe to fly off into a wall.

"HOLLYWOOD HEART ATTACK!" This caused the old man to drop to the floor and twitched for about 5 minutes before getting up again.

"DEATH STAR FIRE!" Lana shouted and pointed her own wand. There was suddenly a loud explosion. It blasted at Willowbrook as a cloud of dust and smoke covered the chamber.

Slowly, the cloud of smoke dissipated.

Willowbrook was on the floor, his head, his hands and his legs were all on the opposite side of the chamber. There was no blood or slime, just a lot of dust. Chloe coughed as each part started wiggling its way towards each other.

Everyone turned to look at each other.

"So... What now?"

"He doesn't seem to be going anywhere."

"But he's still not dead."

Nobody took notice as Jonathan had walked up to Willowbrook's head, and took out his 'magic' spoon and started using it to scrape at his wrinkled skin. Layer by layer the skin started peeling off and turning into dust. When Jonathan's spoon began to dig deeper, Willowbrook's head started screaming.

At that everyone turned around to see that Jonathan had dug his way through the man's left cheek.

"So how about we all take a piece of him and do what ever we want to it?" Lana suggested.

"Alright, dibs on the arms" Chloe said as she made her way to collect them.

"I'll take the body, I wanna see how all of his systems work," Lex said as he went to take it.

"Wanna piece Clark?" Lana asked as she picked up a leg that was trying very hard to kick her.

Clark looked at the pieces everyone was holding, they were all struggling helplessly to get away.

"Um, no thanks."

Later that night

Once all of the pieces of Joseph Willowbrook had been stuffed, burned or safely confined in a lab, everyone sat back down for a final Anti-Kyla meeting at the Luthor Mansion.

"To our unity in defeating a common enemy," Lionel said as everyone brought their champagne glasses together.

Sailor Death Star smiled gave a drunken smile, her glass empty; her cheeks were rosy as she whispered in Sailor Hollywood's ear. The girl giggled.

"Chloe, you do know that Hollywood isn't a planet right?" Lex asked as he looked at the girls.

Chloe stopped smiling and glared at him. "What do you mean Hollywood's not a planet?"

"Neither is Death Star, Lana. It's a space station," Clark added as he took another sip.

"Is not!" Lana said indignantly as she filled her glass again and took a swig.

Lex rolled his eyes at them. Chloe pouted, tears forming in her eyes.

"Hollywood is a planet. How can you say that? You are so mean," she said, bursting into tears.

"Lex, take that back. Take that back right now and apologize to Sailor Hollywood or my wand will be so far up your ass, and trust me, it won't be pleasant," Lana threatened as she pointed her wand at Lex, Chloe sobbing on her shoulders.

Lex sighed dramatically. "Fine, Planet Hollywood is in fact a real planet and I'm sorry I insulted you."

"Good," Lana said as she lowered the wand and put it back to wherever she had hidden it earlier. Then she turned back to Chloe, "See honey, now stop crying, we just defeated a bad guy, we should be celebrating," she handed her girlfriend a glass before emptying her own into her pink lip-sticked mouth.

"Lana isn't that your eighth glass already? You're not even supposed to be drinking."

Lana smirked and lowered her voice, "Well you're not suppose to be fucking another guy in Kansas either Though I'm sure they don't mind the fact that you're related." she said before grabbing the bottle and filling it up again and then grabbing Chloe down to sit on her lap.

"Get a room," Clark said, as they began kissing.

"We should be going now," Martha said, trying not to look at the two girls making out on the sofa. She grabbed her husband and took off.

"Ladies, there's a lovely guest room on the second floor," Lionel suggested. In response the girl got up, lips still attached to one another as they made their way out of the room, hitting and crashing into vase, plates and other expensive objects as they went.

Once the sound of clattering was out of earshot Lionel smirked and ran his hand over Lex's head, stroking at the bunny ears Lex still couldn't get rid of. He was still in the playboy bunny outfit, though he had left the blood stained gloves at the lab for some experimenting later.

After the victory everyone had been so eager to get drunk that they didn't bother changing yet, Lionel unfortunately couldn't see what Clark was wearing but he could hear the chains clinking rustling against each other as he moved. It was very arousing.

"Clark, I've never shown you the dungeon have I?" Lionel's voice was smooth, like silk over unblemished skin.

"No Daddy, I don't think you .have," Clark said, unable to hide the arousal stirring in his lower regions against the small fabric of the leather loin cloth, making the chains rustle as it hardened.

Lionel's fingers grazed over Lex's face and the young man sucked at it lightly when it reached his mouth.

"Lex, be a good little pet and lead the way"

This part is NC17 and so I had to take it out, if you want to read it please email me. If you want I'll throw in a picture of Lex in a bunny outfit too.
Later that night

The Luthors slept naked that night on the large king sized bed. Lex lay on his back as Clark gently held him by the waste. Lionel was in the shower at the moment cleaning up.

"Lex, what did Lionel mean when he said you were making a deal with Henry Small?"

"Well, it seems that because of the petition drive you led over the caves that the state might be exercising the Historic Artifacts Amendment, the final decision will be made tomorrow and if it's exercised then dad will be bought out. I just made sure that Lexcorp would secure the contract for the preservation for the area."

"Lex, I don't know what to say? Thank you, I know you thought that I was only doing that to help Kyla but, I wasn't, that place meant a lot to me."

"I didn't do it for you Clark, that cave interested me too, there's just something about it..."

"Yeah, I know what you mean," he said as he gave Lex a chaste kiss.

Meanwhile Lionel Luthor was currently in the hidden room next to his private bathroom. The room was decorated with antique wooden furniture and upon pressing a button under the desk, a secret compartment appeared. In it were various objects and trinkets, which connected to the mystery that is Clark Kent.

The broken cock ring was put into a small clear glass box and placed next to the half flattened bullets he found on the floor in their first official meeting.

Once the latest trinket was safely stowed away, Lionel left the room and went out to the shower.

Jonathan stood on the porch watching the full moon floating in the dark sky. He didn't bother going to bed tonight, it was already close to the time when he would have to get up again, he might as well get an early start.

But he didn't, instead he just stood there, contemplating the earlier events as well as everything else that had happened in his life. The small blue box was held in his hands as he looked into the night.

Well, I suppose it's already tomorrow, he thought as he untied the gold ribbon and opened the box. He gasped as he saw what it was.

The metal octagon lay beneath crisp white sheets of wrapping paper. The tiny symbols etched on it could barely be seen in the dim light but it was obvious what it was.

The key to the space ship.

END OF PART 3