I just wanna say sorry to all the Starwars fans that have accidentally stumbled onto this. Really I am. And yes, I'm aware that Darth Vader's sword is not suppose to be pink, but it does look like it to me.

Chapter 5: The Battle for Princess Lana Continues

Chloe Airrunner face twisted in anger as she stood up again. Using the force, she was able to duck in time and thus was not hit by the lamp post that Tina had swung over everyone's head. Grabbing the light saber from her holster, she switched it on and took off after Tina who had disappeared into the alley nearby.

Despite the light of the sun that shone brightly above the young Jedi, the deserted street was still gloomy and filled with dark shadows. The crumbling brick buildings surrounding her appears to be haunted and the wind whispered to her quietly; telling her that someone was watching her, waiting for her.

She tried making as little noise as she can as she walked down the cement street, her concentration, focused, her senses heightened. Not a pin can drop without her knowing about it.

The street led her to a dead end. Chloe's blue light saber buzzed softly as she lifted it up to her face and closed her eyes.

WOOSH! Neon pink light flashed in front of her as she moved away from it. Tina smirked at her as she twirled her own light saber.

"Where did you get that? I thought only a Jedi could get one."

"I got it off him" Tina said as she pointed to the black cloak that lay rumpled on the ground. Near the black pile of fabric is a shiny black helmet. A distinct black helmet which can only belong to...

"Oh no! You killed my fairly distant cousin's father whom I've met only once but have a distinct affinity towards! You'll pay for this!" Chloe screamed in rage as her light saber came down upon the other girl.

Tina's saber came up, blocking Chloe in time as the saber's electricity zapped dangerously. Tina pushed Chloe back with her super strength just as Chloe's blue sword swiped over her head.

The blond was thrown a few hundred yards away from Tina and landed on her feet on the side of one of the buildings. The brick shattered beneath her feet but not before she can use it to bounce off the side of the building and flipped twice before landing on the ground.

The building collapsed behind her as she and Tina ran towards each other, their eyes blazing as their light sabers clashed.

Clark felt cold wetness on his chest as he stirred; his eyes fluttering open to stare into a pale blue eye and a black eye patch. Long blond curls fell over Whitney's face as he wiped the wet towel over Clark's naked torso.

Clark got up.

"Umm, Whitney where is my shirt?" Clark asked confusingly, though he was a lot more comfortable without them on.

"Oh, they're covered with that green stuff Tina sprayed at you, since it appeared to be hurting you I took them off and threw it away. Are you feeling ok?"

"Yeah, I'm fine," Clark said as he sat up and looked around. "Where's everybody else?"

"Oh they're fine. They went after Tina in that alley."

"And you let them!" Clark shouted as he got up, pushed Whitney away and ran into the said alley.

He super-speeded the moment he was out of Whitney range of sight and froze the moment he reached the dead end. Chloe was fighting with Tina with what appeared to be blue and pink light sabers as Lex and Pete sat on the side of the street sharing Buffalo wings and popcorn.

"Hey, Clark! Glad you could join us man. Feeling better?" Pete asked as he approached them.

"Pete, Lex, What are you doing?" He asked incredulously.

"Enjoying the show of course," he answered as he gestured to the fierce dual. "Chloe told us to stay out of it, so we did. Besides we didn't have a light saber. If we go within range of them, we'd probably get sliced in half."

"SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO SIT HERE AND WATCH!"

"Pretty much, popcorn?" Pete asked as he handed Clark the bucket. Clark looked at his best friend strangely.

"Relax Clark, they've been at this for hours and so far no one's gotten hurt yet," Whitney reassured him as he took a seat next to Pete on the pavement.

"'Yet' being the key word," Clark mumbled to himself but made no attempt to stop the fight as he sat down next to Whitney and threw some popcorn into his mouth.

"Buffalo wings?" Lex asked as he handed Clark the bucket. The man had moved to Clark's other side and Clark was once again caught in the middle.

"Hey guys, what's going on here?" asked a familiar voice from behind them. Everyone turned to look.

"Lana! How did you get out?" Clark asked before giving her a once over. The girl wads dressed in a salmon colored Arabian outfit, with a bikini top, matching billowy pants and curling pointed tip shoes. Her neck and wrist bans were made of dullish gold and her hair was tied up into a high pony tail.

"What are you wearing?" Whitney asked before anyone else could.

Lana rolled her eyes before sitting down next to him. "Tina has this weird Disney obsession. This is the outfit Princess Jasmine wore when Jafar made her his slave. Don't worry; she didn't do anything to me yet. She kind of took off a few hours ago and left me to my own devices. Luckily I had a hair pin and picked the lock on the handcuffs. So what's going on here?" she asked again.

"Isn't it obvious? They're fighting over you and we're enjoying the show."

"Right, so what's up with that Darth Vader costume lying in the corner there?"

"That's where Tina got her light saber. Also, Chloe accused Tina of killing her cousin; we're assuming that she thinks Darth Vader's her cousin and that's why she's so pissed off at Tina as well."

"Right. Pass the pop corn please?"

& Many hours later

"Checkmate!" Lex said as Whitney sighed.

Four games of monopoly, five games of checkers and two games of chess later and Tina and Chloe was still too absorbed in their dual to even notice that, not only did Lana escape but also that she went away to get everyone more supplies of food and games three times in the last five hours.

"Oh god I am so bored out of my mind! When will they be done with this? I mean you'd think SOMETHING would have happened to someone after fighting, the first two hours!" Lana complained as she rolled the tiny dices.

"I know I mean it was fun cheering them at first but then they just keep going and going and it doesn't look like either of them any closer to winning than when they started," Pete replied as he lay himself down on the blanket they bought in a nearby store.

The group turned to look at the two girls once again. They were still locked in a battle, completely oblivious to anything else as their light sabers zapped at each other heatedly while the others looked on in a bored manner.

Another moment went by and everybody sighed.

"Ok, that's it. I've had enough of this!" Clark said huffily as he stood up and strode over to the opposite side of the road where the buildings have all but crumbled into dust. The girls didn't even notice him approaching as he took hold of both of them by the waist and threw them over his shoulders, the light sabers clattering to the floor as it went out.

The girls screamed at him to put them down and he resisted the urge to drop them all onto the hard concrete floor to rub his ears. He didn't let them down until he was standing in front of Lana.

"Princess Lana! How did you get out?" The two girls asked simultaneously as they looked at her with wide eyes.

"You left me handcuffed in that warehouse while I have a dozen hair pins in my hair. What did you expect me to do? Bake cookies?"

"Well if Lana's gotten out and everyone is alright, what are you guys doing sitting here looking bored? Can't you go and do something else?" Chloe asked, looking slightly confused.

"Do what?" Whitney shouted incredulously. "In case you haven't noticed, this is an ABANDONED neighborhood. What do you want us to do? Resurrect the economic and social livelihood of the community?"

"Yeah, and it's not like we could leave you here by yourself Chloe," Pete said gently as he patted his friend on the back. "We needed to be here to make sure you were alright."

"But you guys weren't doing anything to help."

"That's because we trust you Chloe, we know you're tough and that you can handle yourself"

"Aww thanks Pete," she said as she hugged him tightly. Pete hugged her back with his left hand as the other went into his pocket. He smoothly slipped the $50 bill out of his pocket and into Whitney's hand and sighed. Since Clark's the one who stopped them fighting looks like the bets off, he thought as Chloe finally released him.

"Hey, what about MY Princess Lana?" Tina cut in, standing just a little too close to Chloe with an angry look on her face.

"Princess Lana is mine!" Chloe exclaimed as she pushed the other girl back.

"No she's mine!" Tina shouted as she pushed Chloe back.

"Mine!" Tina said again as she took Lana's left hand into her own.

"No mine!" Chloe said as she took Lana's other hand.

"Mine!'

"Mine!"

"Mine!"

"Mine!"

"STOP IT!" Lana yelled at the both of them as she shook them off her. "I am not a toy so stop treating me as one."

"Sorry your highness," they both said simultaneously.

"Now, Tina I think I have something to show you," Tina said as she took the girl by the hand and led her to a relatively private part of the empty street.

"What is it Princess Lana?" the girl asked as they stopped at a corner of a broken building.

"Well Tina, you see the thing is, I'm not really a princess... or a girl for that matter," Tina gave her a confused look but before she could say anything Lana dropped the billowy pink pants to the floor. Her underwear quickly following it.

"Oh my god!" she exclaimed breathlessly, "You're..."

"Yeah,"

"Have you always been...?"

"Yeah,"

"And there's no way to...?"

"I don't want to."

Tina went silent for a long moment. Her eyes looking lost as it grew misty.

Then she burst out crying.

"I can't believe this, why does things like this keep happening to me? What's wrong with me? why can't I ever find someone to be with? I...I, I can't" she paused to slow down her breathing as Lana handed her a tissue. She flew on it loudly before speaking again. "First it was Jezz and she was perfect and then last summer she killed herself to get away from me and then I met you and I thought you were perfect but then... then... Why can't I ever find anyone that's perfect for me?"

Lana pulled up her pants and stroked the girl's shoulder softly. "There honey, it'll be ok. You'll find someone who wants to be with you I mean you're um... flexible...and err... devoted and you also err strong and um... well not exactly reliable due to your mental state but you're certainly very protective. A lot of girls like that."

"Really?" Tina asked timidly, her voice reminding Lana of a very sad Minnie Mouse.

"Yes Tina, you're a great catch. And you're also very pretty. And if the person doesn't think so you can always change. That's a big plus."

"I guess so."

"So cheer up Tina. You're great. Don't worry about it someone will come along." Lana said with what she hoped was a reassuring smile. It probably was since it was returned. Then Lana turned around and saw a lithe, pale skinned girl with curly dark hair walk by in a billowy white dress. "Hey, look at her!" Lana said as she pointed to her.

"Wow" Tina said as she wiped the tears from her face. Her eyes looking hypnotized.

"Go after her Tina, go for it!" Lana said as she pushed Tina in the girl's general direction. Tina continued to follow her from there, keeping enough distance to not be noticed. Lana sighed as she looked at her ex-stalker and hope that her new obsession doesn't end up dead. Then she made her way back to the others knowing that Tina will never bother her again.

"Hey Princess, what happened to Tina?" Chloe asked as she saw her girlfriend walk back by herself.

"Let's just say she won't be bothering us anymore."

"Oh my god, Lana! you didn't!" Clark exclaimed looking shocked.

"No Clark, I didn't kill her. I simply placed the obsession on some other unfortunate soul," she paused. "Well now that everything's over how about we all go and celebrate."

"That's the best idea we've heard all day," Whitney said with a smile as they all headed out of the abandoned road.

House of Sin was said to be one of the hottest nightclubs in this city and also one of the most photographed sites. That was due to its exterior which was made to look like an old church that had fallen on its side. During the day the place always gives a creepy haunted feel to it but at night, it was the liveliest place anyone's ever been to with the flashing lights moving rapidly through the stained glass windows and the loud, colorful crowd gathering outside trying to get in though the wide but heavily guarded entrance.

The Luthors' limousine did not enter that way. It can't tonight, not with five underage kids begging Lex to get them in in the most annoying way possible. Tonight, the limo needed to park in the back and they all need to get in through the back door though no one will really stop them even if they got in through the front. They're friends of a Luthor after all.

"Wow," Whitney exclaimed as he looked at the fallen church while stepping out of the car. He had decided to go along with the pirate look so he was now wearing a red bandana on his head to go with his eye patch and a large billowy white shirt and black vest with matching pants that are a few sizes too small for him.

The girls, both now in red and gold belly dancer costumes with hundreds of tiny little beads decorating their tiny bikini top and flowing red skirt which grazed the floor was the second to step out of the car. They wrapped the thin orangey red fabric of their shawls around their shoulders as walked up the steps, their hands clasped around each other. Both pretended they don't speak English.

Clark and Pete followed them, feeling a little like someone was throwing a costume party without telling them that it was one.

"Lex, what are you doing in there?" Clark asked as the others waited for him.

"Be right there Clark," Lex called out after him. Then he took the tiny little grey bunny out from under the seats.

"Hey Nibblet," he said to it as he pet its soft fur. He had found the little thing in the mansion's garden. It was injured so he took it in and took care of it. Despite his bad experiences with rabbits he still deemed it too cute to die though he didn't let anyone know that he was keeping it and taking care of it. It would ruin his reputation. Thus he didn't let the servants take care of it for him either and that's why he took it to the club with him. Besides, he didn't really trust the servants at the Riverside Mansion. "Now I want you to stay in the car, ok Nibblet? Daddy will be gone for just a bit. I'll be right back for you. So stay, that's a good boy," he said as he gave it another stroke and got out of the car.

"Alright, let's go," he said as all six of them walked up the steps and into the club.

TBC

OK, so it's been a while since I update but I plan on finishing this part no matter what. I know the ending here's not too much of a cliff hanger fun but if you're already reading this, please stick around. There's a lot more wackiness coming, i promise.

And please review, that's the only way that I know my story's not just lying there untouched and unread. Too bad they don't have a count of who reads them here, if they did I wouldn't be asking you to waste your time reviewing this piece on non sense.

I'm currently working on another story right now, so it might be another long while before i start this again, plus I'm starting my third term in college next week so I'll be pretty busy. Sorry to those who actually reads this.

Bye

Lee