Our Beloved Tekken Characters
By BahamutZERO
Chapter 2: Jin Kazama
"FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!" The screamed echoed for miles. It echoed so far, that one Kazuya Mishima spit out his coffee, splashing it all over King's face.
"What the hell was that?" King inquired, as he wiped off the coffee.
Kazuya was silent for a moment but then, his eyes widened. "No..." he whispered. "NO! I MUST GO HOME! MY SON IS IN DANGER! UGH, UGH, UGH!!" Kazuya screamed and blasted out the door of the restaurant, arms flapping and leaving a trail of coffee. Everyone stared at King, who sat with a nervous look on his face. "Check please."
Jin was in the bathroom, battling with his one nemesis. His hair gel was not working to keep his spikey hair spikey. He slathered on more and more gel, emptying tube after tube. Suddenly Kazuya burst into the room, where he was greeted with a scream from Jin. "FUCK!"
The force of the scream propelled Kazuya out the room and out of the house, leaving a human shaped hole in the wall. Finally, after throwing down eight tubes of gel, his hair cooperated and stayed spikey. Jin surveyed the destruction he'd caused and just shrugged at the site of his father lying in the grass.
Later, at school, Jin was greeted by Miharu, Xiaoyu, and Julia. "Jin, I want you baby," Julia purred. "I don't know. I might make you scream too much."
"No way, Jin," Miharu protested. "You want to be with. I'll make YOU scream, honey." "Yeah, right," came Julia's voice and the two engaged in a heated slap fight. As they were fighting, Xiaoyu rushed to Jin clasped both hands on his shoulders.
"Jin! Make love to me now!" she yelled, flapping her arms up and down. "NO, DAMMIT!! Okay." And so they both collapsed and made out right there in the hall, as Julia pulled Miharu's hair.
As luck would have it, the principal showed up and pulled the fighting girls apart, both of them flailing about, screaming insults at each other: "He wants me!" "No, he wants me, you dumb sack of shit!" "Don't you DARE call me that, you Jin-Whore!"
They were dragged off by security personnel. The principal turned her attention to Jin and Xiaoyu, who were still engaged in making out, oblivious to the students milling around them. "Ah, yeah! Oh, yeah! UGH!!" The principal was appalled.
"Jin! You will stop this at once!" she commanded. "Go.. fuck.. off," Jin replied in between grunts. "Wait, never mind." Jin got up, got dressed and continued on, like nothing happened at all. Xiaoyu remained on the ground in a state of extreme ecstasy.
Later that night...
"Jin, stop playing with your peas and just eat them," Jun said. Jin continued to play with his peas until Kazuya got fed up. "Jin! Do what your mother tells you!" Jin slammed his fork down and bellowed "YOU DON'T OWN ME!!!" His parents were silent for a moment, but just shrugged and continued eating, as if nothing happened.
A few minutes passed, and Jin spoke up again "Hey, I lost my virginity at school today in the hallway." Again, silence invaded the room. A minute passed... two minutes... three... "THAT'S MY BOY!!" Kazuya cheered. Jun smiled. "I'm so glad, honey."
Kazuya leaned back and said "That's how your mother and I got together." Jun smiled even wider. "That's right, pumpkin! I was entranced by your devilish looks." Then, they jumped on the table and made out right there. Jin pulled away, a look of extreme disgust on his face. "This is like watching a baboon make out with a leopard." Jin retired to the bathroom to prepare for his slumber.
He brushed his teeth, rinsed out his mouth and surveyed his hair. Something was wrong...
"FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK"
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Coming up: A look into the life of King!
By BahamutZERO
Chapter 2: Jin Kazama
"FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!" The screamed echoed for miles. It echoed so far, that one Kazuya Mishima spit out his coffee, splashing it all over King's face.
"What the hell was that?" King inquired, as he wiped off the coffee.
Kazuya was silent for a moment but then, his eyes widened. "No..." he whispered. "NO! I MUST GO HOME! MY SON IS IN DANGER! UGH, UGH, UGH!!" Kazuya screamed and blasted out the door of the restaurant, arms flapping and leaving a trail of coffee. Everyone stared at King, who sat with a nervous look on his face. "Check please."
Jin was in the bathroom, battling with his one nemesis. His hair gel was not working to keep his spikey hair spikey. He slathered on more and more gel, emptying tube after tube. Suddenly Kazuya burst into the room, where he was greeted with a scream from Jin. "FUCK!"
The force of the scream propelled Kazuya out the room and out of the house, leaving a human shaped hole in the wall. Finally, after throwing down eight tubes of gel, his hair cooperated and stayed spikey. Jin surveyed the destruction he'd caused and just shrugged at the site of his father lying in the grass.
Later, at school, Jin was greeted by Miharu, Xiaoyu, and Julia. "Jin, I want you baby," Julia purred. "I don't know. I might make you scream too much."
"No way, Jin," Miharu protested. "You want to be with. I'll make YOU scream, honey." "Yeah, right," came Julia's voice and the two engaged in a heated slap fight. As they were fighting, Xiaoyu rushed to Jin clasped both hands on his shoulders.
"Jin! Make love to me now!" she yelled, flapping her arms up and down. "NO, DAMMIT!! Okay." And so they both collapsed and made out right there in the hall, as Julia pulled Miharu's hair.
As luck would have it, the principal showed up and pulled the fighting girls apart, both of them flailing about, screaming insults at each other: "He wants me!" "No, he wants me, you dumb sack of shit!" "Don't you DARE call me that, you Jin-Whore!"
They were dragged off by security personnel. The principal turned her attention to Jin and Xiaoyu, who were still engaged in making out, oblivious to the students milling around them. "Ah, yeah! Oh, yeah! UGH!!" The principal was appalled.
"Jin! You will stop this at once!" she commanded. "Go.. fuck.. off," Jin replied in between grunts. "Wait, never mind." Jin got up, got dressed and continued on, like nothing happened at all. Xiaoyu remained on the ground in a state of extreme ecstasy.
Later that night...
"Jin, stop playing with your peas and just eat them," Jun said. Jin continued to play with his peas until Kazuya got fed up. "Jin! Do what your mother tells you!" Jin slammed his fork down and bellowed "YOU DON'T OWN ME!!!" His parents were silent for a moment, but just shrugged and continued eating, as if nothing happened.
A few minutes passed, and Jin spoke up again "Hey, I lost my virginity at school today in the hallway." Again, silence invaded the room. A minute passed... two minutes... three... "THAT'S MY BOY!!" Kazuya cheered. Jun smiled. "I'm so glad, honey."
Kazuya leaned back and said "That's how your mother and I got together." Jun smiled even wider. "That's right, pumpkin! I was entranced by your devilish looks." Then, they jumped on the table and made out right there. Jin pulled away, a look of extreme disgust on his face. "This is like watching a baboon make out with a leopard." Jin retired to the bathroom to prepare for his slumber.
He brushed his teeth, rinsed out his mouth and surveyed his hair. Something was wrong...
"FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK"
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Coming up: A look into the life of King!