Our Beloved Tekken Characters
By BahamutZERO
Disclaimer: Same as always
Chapter 5: Hwoarang
Hwoarang awoke. Rubbing the sleepiness out of eyes, he opened the lid of his dumpster and climbed out, stretching in the morning sun. Suddenly, he felt dizzy and fell back a few steps.
"Whoa. I feel totally stoned. Guess I shouldn't have gone so far last night," he thought, thinking about all the drugs he had consumed the night before. He groggily walked down the street, searching for some more weed. Or maybe a friend who had some weed. He went to the department store, the local club, and the local whore house. No weed. Damn.
He returned to his dumpster and went to sleep that night.
Again, he woke in the morning, jumping out of the dumpster and stretching in the sun. Then he went to look for some weed. However, he stopped himself.
"Wait, this day is just like the one before," he thought. That's when it dawned on him.
"I'M STUCK IN A TIME LOOP!" he yelled. He went to see Julia, since she was so smart, she could figure out what to do.
Hwoarang walked over to the research building and addressed the guard.
"Dude, I need to see Julia, or something," he said in a slurred voice. "Uh, actually, I forgot what I was doing here. Maybe I was... was..." he stuttered and walked around lazily before yelling "CHICKEN DIPPERS!"
He then blacked out.
"Hwoarang. Hwoarang! Hwoa- Hoorang. No, wait... Hwowrung! Dammit. Okay, Bob, wake up!" Hwoarang woke with a start.
"Now I remember! Julia, I have a problem!"
Lei stared at him. "Julia's in the other room."
Hwoarang stared around blankly and then proceeded to the door. He opened it to find Julia studying several plants and writing results on a chart.
"Julia, I need help."
"You certainly do."
"No, no. I mean, I'm stuck in a time loop."
Julia gave him a strange look. "What do you mean "a time loop?"
Hwoarang explained: "Well, everyday when I wake up, it's the same day as before! It keeps repeating!"
Julia smiled, catching on to his predicament. "Um, it only seems that way because you have no job or goals. So all you do every day is look for weed and sleep in dumpsters."
Hwoarang was about to say something when he spotted Julia taking out a pack of cigarettes. "CHICKEN DIPPERS!" He rushed at her, grabbed the pack, and jumped out the window.
Later, he felt tired so he opened a dumpster, climbed in, and went to sleep. Of course, he woke up and his day started all over again.
"This can't be happening. I know what's going to happen today. I'm going to go look for weed, get tired, and then see Julia. Why does this happen. Well, there's fighting the passage of time so I guess I'll go along."
So he looked for some weed and went to see Julia.
"Why the hell did you come back here!? I just told you, you're not in a time loop! And give me back my cigarettes!"
Hwoarang shrugged. "Sorry, I smoked them all... at the same time. But listen, I only came back here because that's what's supposed to happen. I'm in a time loop and I'm supposed to come here, so here I am."
Julia sighed and said, "Look, you don't HAVE to come here."
"Yes, I do!"
"Why?"
"Because I'm a time- CHICKEN DIPPERS!" Then, he jumped out the window.
Again, he woke up and it was all the same (he managed to get past Julia's extra security detail by babbling like an idiot until they got so annoyed they left). And again, e jumped out the window. "CHICKEN DIPPERS!"
However, one day, he woke up and it was raining outside.
"HEY! I'm not in a time loop after all! This is great! Now to look for some weed."
Julia was quietly reading a book. All was silent. However, she jumped and fell out of her chair when she heard a faint echo: "CHICKEN DIPPERS!"
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Coming next: Kuma
By BahamutZERO
Disclaimer: Same as always
Chapter 5: Hwoarang
Hwoarang awoke. Rubbing the sleepiness out of eyes, he opened the lid of his dumpster and climbed out, stretching in the morning sun. Suddenly, he felt dizzy and fell back a few steps.
"Whoa. I feel totally stoned. Guess I shouldn't have gone so far last night," he thought, thinking about all the drugs he had consumed the night before. He groggily walked down the street, searching for some more weed. Or maybe a friend who had some weed. He went to the department store, the local club, and the local whore house. No weed. Damn.
He returned to his dumpster and went to sleep that night.
Again, he woke in the morning, jumping out of the dumpster and stretching in the sun. Then he went to look for some weed. However, he stopped himself.
"Wait, this day is just like the one before," he thought. That's when it dawned on him.
"I'M STUCK IN A TIME LOOP!" he yelled. He went to see Julia, since she was so smart, she could figure out what to do.
Hwoarang walked over to the research building and addressed the guard.
"Dude, I need to see Julia, or something," he said in a slurred voice. "Uh, actually, I forgot what I was doing here. Maybe I was... was..." he stuttered and walked around lazily before yelling "CHICKEN DIPPERS!"
He then blacked out.
"Hwoarang. Hwoarang! Hwoa- Hoorang. No, wait... Hwowrung! Dammit. Okay, Bob, wake up!" Hwoarang woke with a start.
"Now I remember! Julia, I have a problem!"
Lei stared at him. "Julia's in the other room."
Hwoarang stared around blankly and then proceeded to the door. He opened it to find Julia studying several plants and writing results on a chart.
"Julia, I need help."
"You certainly do."
"No, no. I mean, I'm stuck in a time loop."
Julia gave him a strange look. "What do you mean "a time loop?"
Hwoarang explained: "Well, everyday when I wake up, it's the same day as before! It keeps repeating!"
Julia smiled, catching on to his predicament. "Um, it only seems that way because you have no job or goals. So all you do every day is look for weed and sleep in dumpsters."
Hwoarang was about to say something when he spotted Julia taking out a pack of cigarettes. "CHICKEN DIPPERS!" He rushed at her, grabbed the pack, and jumped out the window.
Later, he felt tired so he opened a dumpster, climbed in, and went to sleep. Of course, he woke up and his day started all over again.
"This can't be happening. I know what's going to happen today. I'm going to go look for weed, get tired, and then see Julia. Why does this happen. Well, there's fighting the passage of time so I guess I'll go along."
So he looked for some weed and went to see Julia.
"Why the hell did you come back here!? I just told you, you're not in a time loop! And give me back my cigarettes!"
Hwoarang shrugged. "Sorry, I smoked them all... at the same time. But listen, I only came back here because that's what's supposed to happen. I'm in a time loop and I'm supposed to come here, so here I am."
Julia sighed and said, "Look, you don't HAVE to come here."
"Yes, I do!"
"Why?"
"Because I'm a time- CHICKEN DIPPERS!" Then, he jumped out the window.
Again, he woke up and it was all the same (he managed to get past Julia's extra security detail by babbling like an idiot until they got so annoyed they left). And again, e jumped out the window. "CHICKEN DIPPERS!"
However, one day, he woke up and it was raining outside.
"HEY! I'm not in a time loop after all! This is great! Now to look for some weed."
Julia was quietly reading a book. All was silent. However, she jumped and fell out of her chair when she heard a faint echo: "CHICKEN DIPPERS!"
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Coming next: Kuma