Our Beloved Tekken Characters
By BahamutZERO
Author's note: I know, I haven't updated for ages! I've been so busy with school and drama that I just didn't have to sit down and start writing. PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Anyway, I hope you like this chapter. Enjoy!
Chapter 7: Kazuya Mishima
Kazuya sent a powerful punch into a bag, spilling the sand all over the floor. "Shit! That's the fifth time this week," Kazuya said. Jun, who had been observing from the small bench set aside, nodded in agreement. "That's right, pumpkin," she said. "You're too good." Kazuya shrugged and said "That's right. I'm so good at fighting that no one can beat me. Everyone wants to be as good as me." Jin suddenly bent over laughing.
"What's so funny?" Kazuya said as his eyes narrowed.
"Man, you're so full of shit," Jin replied. At this, Kazuya stepped forward and stare right into Jin's eyes.
"Perhaps you'd like to test that theory?" Kazuya could barely contain his anger.
Jin peeled off his shirt, pulled on a pair of sparring gloves and took up a defensive fighting position. Jun stood between the two fighters and announced in the Tekken 4 announcer voice "Round 1. Fight."
Kazuya immediately started with an attack that would kill any normal man; he started feebly beating his fists against Jin's chest while making sissy noises. Jin sighed and delivered a "Demon Paw," knocking his father clear across the room. "OK," Jun said in the announcer voice. "I mean, KO."
Kazuya was amazed that his attack didn't work. "I'll show him," he thought, as his inner rage began to surface. They took up positions again and Jun announced the next bout. Jin started with a vicious combo; a jab and high kick followed by two punches and ending with a low shin kick, the coveted "Kazama Style 5 Hit Combo." Kazuya blocked the attacks and retaliated with a "Glorious Demon God Fist." Jin brushed the attack aside and retaliated with a "Front Thrust Kick." Smirking, Kazuya dodged it and sent a jab right into Jin's "sensitive" region.
Jin collapsed, holding his groin. Jun cried out "Disqualified! Attacking a person's junk is illegal!"
"WHAT!?" Kazuya blurted out. "I won that match fair and square!"
"Sorry, honey pumpkin. The rules say you can't do it."
"But Nina does it all the time!"
"That's because she is a woman."
Kazuya stormed out of the dojo, fuming.
Later that night...
Kazuya was about to turn in for the night when Jun walked in. She sat on the bed next to her husband and tried to comfort him.
"I'm sorry about what happened. I know it's a quite blow to your ego when you get the shit beaten out of you by your own son," Jun said. "Oh, please excuse my use of the word 'shit.'"
Kazuya just stared at the ground, gloomily.
"I think I know what honey pumpkin needs," Jun said seductively as she unzipped her silk blouse. She then struck a match and lit several candles to make the scene more romantic.
"Maybe losing wasn't so bad after all," Kazuya thought as he turned to face Jun. At least the night wouldn't go by idly.
Jun removed the blouse completely and shoved her breasts in Kazuya's face. "Ah, that's always nice," came Kazuya's muffled reply to this generous offer. However, he felt a strange sensation in his nose.
"AH-CHOO!!"
"SHIT!" Kazuya yelled.
"It's okay," Jun replied, whipping off the phlegm with a tissue. She tried to go back to Kazuya but he stood and said "I need a drink of water. Be right back." Slightly irritated, Jun sat back on the bed.
Kazuya walked into the kitchen and began searching for a glass. "Where the hell are the glasses!?" he yelled, throwing dishes out of a cupboard.
"In the cabinet next to the refrigerator!" Jun yelled back, above the din of the plates smashing on the floor. Kazuya found a glass and filled it with cool water from the sink. He drank his fill and returned to the bedroom, where Jun happily pushed him down on the bed. They engaged in a short make out session.
Short because Kazuya accidentally knocked one of the candles over with his elbow, setting the curtains ablaze.
"FUCK ME!" Kazuya screamed, trying to douse the flames. "EVERYONE OUT!!"
And so they ran out of the house and watched it burn down. Jin came running out a moment later and turned to watch as the house slowly became a pile of smoldering wood. Just then, Lei showed up in his squad car.
"Well, what do we have- OOH LA LA!!"
Jun had forgotten to put her clothes back on.
"M-Mom!?" Jin whispered, his hand over his mouth.
Kazuya stood in front of Jun and stared at Lei, a deep anger in his eyes. "I've had enough you trying to seduce my wife. YOU WILL PAY!"
With that, Kazuya used a "Lightning Screw Uppercut" to send Lei flying into the stratosphere. Jun turned to her husband.
"Think we have enough time to do it in the woods?" she asked. An ear-to-ear grin spread across Kazuya's face.
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I'm going to try and make updates more frequent. Next up, Lee Chaolan with a special guest appearance!
By BahamutZERO
Author's note: I know, I haven't updated for ages! I've been so busy with school and drama that I just didn't have to sit down and start writing. PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Anyway, I hope you like this chapter. Enjoy!
Chapter 7: Kazuya Mishima
Kazuya sent a powerful punch into a bag, spilling the sand all over the floor. "Shit! That's the fifth time this week," Kazuya said. Jun, who had been observing from the small bench set aside, nodded in agreement. "That's right, pumpkin," she said. "You're too good." Kazuya shrugged and said "That's right. I'm so good at fighting that no one can beat me. Everyone wants to be as good as me." Jin suddenly bent over laughing.
"What's so funny?" Kazuya said as his eyes narrowed.
"Man, you're so full of shit," Jin replied. At this, Kazuya stepped forward and stare right into Jin's eyes.
"Perhaps you'd like to test that theory?" Kazuya could barely contain his anger.
Jin peeled off his shirt, pulled on a pair of sparring gloves and took up a defensive fighting position. Jun stood between the two fighters and announced in the Tekken 4 announcer voice "Round 1. Fight."
Kazuya immediately started with an attack that would kill any normal man; he started feebly beating his fists against Jin's chest while making sissy noises. Jin sighed and delivered a "Demon Paw," knocking his father clear across the room. "OK," Jun said in the announcer voice. "I mean, KO."
Kazuya was amazed that his attack didn't work. "I'll show him," he thought, as his inner rage began to surface. They took up positions again and Jun announced the next bout. Jin started with a vicious combo; a jab and high kick followed by two punches and ending with a low shin kick, the coveted "Kazama Style 5 Hit Combo." Kazuya blocked the attacks and retaliated with a "Glorious Demon God Fist." Jin brushed the attack aside and retaliated with a "Front Thrust Kick." Smirking, Kazuya dodged it and sent a jab right into Jin's "sensitive" region.
Jin collapsed, holding his groin. Jun cried out "Disqualified! Attacking a person's junk is illegal!"
"WHAT!?" Kazuya blurted out. "I won that match fair and square!"
"Sorry, honey pumpkin. The rules say you can't do it."
"But Nina does it all the time!"
"That's because she is a woman."
Kazuya stormed out of the dojo, fuming.
Later that night...
Kazuya was about to turn in for the night when Jun walked in. She sat on the bed next to her husband and tried to comfort him.
"I'm sorry about what happened. I know it's a quite blow to your ego when you get the shit beaten out of you by your own son," Jun said. "Oh, please excuse my use of the word 'shit.'"
Kazuya just stared at the ground, gloomily.
"I think I know what honey pumpkin needs," Jun said seductively as she unzipped her silk blouse. She then struck a match and lit several candles to make the scene more romantic.
"Maybe losing wasn't so bad after all," Kazuya thought as he turned to face Jun. At least the night wouldn't go by idly.
Jun removed the blouse completely and shoved her breasts in Kazuya's face. "Ah, that's always nice," came Kazuya's muffled reply to this generous offer. However, he felt a strange sensation in his nose.
"AH-CHOO!!"
"SHIT!" Kazuya yelled.
"It's okay," Jun replied, whipping off the phlegm with a tissue. She tried to go back to Kazuya but he stood and said "I need a drink of water. Be right back." Slightly irritated, Jun sat back on the bed.
Kazuya walked into the kitchen and began searching for a glass. "Where the hell are the glasses!?" he yelled, throwing dishes out of a cupboard.
"In the cabinet next to the refrigerator!" Jun yelled back, above the din of the plates smashing on the floor. Kazuya found a glass and filled it with cool water from the sink. He drank his fill and returned to the bedroom, where Jun happily pushed him down on the bed. They engaged in a short make out session.
Short because Kazuya accidentally knocked one of the candles over with his elbow, setting the curtains ablaze.
"FUCK ME!" Kazuya screamed, trying to douse the flames. "EVERYONE OUT!!"
And so they ran out of the house and watched it burn down. Jin came running out a moment later and turned to watch as the house slowly became a pile of smoldering wood. Just then, Lei showed up in his squad car.
"Well, what do we have- OOH LA LA!!"
Jun had forgotten to put her clothes back on.
"M-Mom!?" Jin whispered, his hand over his mouth.
Kazuya stood in front of Jun and stared at Lei, a deep anger in his eyes. "I've had enough you trying to seduce my wife. YOU WILL PAY!"
With that, Kazuya used a "Lightning Screw Uppercut" to send Lei flying into the stratosphere. Jun turned to her husband.
"Think we have enough time to do it in the woods?" she asked. An ear-to-ear grin spread across Kazuya's face.
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I'm going to try and make updates more frequent. Next up, Lee Chaolan with a special guest appearance!