It's been SO LONG! But I'm back and possibly better. For a while I thought to quit but now… I'M BACK! REVIEWS, REVIEWS, REVIEWS! YAY! Anyways, I'm surprised I decided to restart this but, I'm bored so…

Disclaimer: Oh McDonald had a farm, Mary had a little lamb, and Evil Lollipop had NOTHING!

P.S. Faust will come along eventually for all you who likes him.

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Last time…

"May I ask who in the NAME OF MERLIN ARE YOU HALF-BREED MUDBLOODS?"

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'Breath goes in, breath goes out. Breath goes in, breath goes out. Calm Blue Ocean, crystal clear sky. There, there, keep your cool Umbridge.' It's a good thing Dolores Umbridge went to those anger management classes, or else she would have surely yelled out what she wanted to. But… she was supposed to be a caring teacher to those brats. Sigh, life can be so difficult and unfair. Like the fact a pureblood such as she can resemble a toad while those mudblood - lovers like Remus Lupin can have a hoard of fans chasing and pining after him.

'Uh oh,' The new professor thought, ' I already hem – hemmed now they're all looking at me and expecting me to say something. Damn my mouth! Man, Snipe is HOT! AAAH! DAMNNATION!'

Finally thinking of a lie to say Umbridge was by that time extremely red in the face causing people to stare at her more.

"So, where did you 12 nice children and gentlemen come from?" She said with a syrupy smile.

Manta looked around and counted, realizing that the only way the lady that looked like a toad could count out 12 was if she could see ghosts. If she could see ghosts then she would know when a ghost is a ghost and she would have to be a shaman to not freak out. And if she is a shaman she wouldn't say that there were 12 "nice children and gentlemen" in a whole castlefull of people and children which means everybody in this whole castle would have to be shamans. About to voice his theory Manta opened his mouth but stopped at a glare from Anna. Anna was scary and bossy, but she was Anna and she was smart enough to do the right thing so Manta kept quiet out of respect for the medium.

So instead of Manta's theory, orders were voiced out by Anna.

"Hao, stop the fire from burning our air plane and grab our stuff. You." Anna said turning to Dumbledore, "If you're the boss of this place then we need to talk. And to the rest of you (1 guess who she's talking to), sit down and don't. Say. A. Word."

"But…"

"THAT sounded like a WORD to me!" Anna glared at Ren, 'stupid Ren and his stupid hair!'

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"Oi mate, what do you reckon they're saying up there?" Ron whispered to Harry out of the corner of his mouth.

"SHUSH RON! It's obvious that we're not going to hear unless they use a voice magnifying charm and you might as well not interfere!" Hermoine quickly put a stop to the red-head's words.

'Stupid Ron.'

'Stupid Hermione'

'Oh great, they're fighting AGAIN. Next it's gonna be 'Oh Harry support me!' 'No me!', my life is so complicated.'

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This is a REALLY short chapter but the whole point of this is to let you people know I'M STILL HERE AND ALIVE BABY!

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