^^ w00t!! Im back! oh yeah! ^________^ Now to continue the adventure!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Utena, Utena is owned by Ikuhara-san and Saito-san! So is every other character! ^__^ All, a bit of FFX-2ness is in this, so pay attention and you'll know whats not mine! =D NOW! ONWARD, FRIENDS!

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*Menu screen appears*

=New Game

Continue

Haven't we seen this screen before?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Its not my birthday

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W00T! I got better at my screens! XD

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New Game

=Continue

Haven't we seen this screen before?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Its not my birthday

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CLICK AGAIN!

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SHIIINNNNEEEEE!!

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Glitterrrrrrrrrr...............................

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FLASH!

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Utena: Hum... Lots of sound effects. O.o *claps* good work guys.

Anthy: Miss Utena! You forgot where we were, did you not?

Woman Named Akino: *stands there smiling*

Utena: *glances at Woman Named Akino* Oh yeah! *talks to her* We would like to go see this Sir-

Woman Named Akino: Why, hello, there! Who might you be, Sir Handsome?

Utena: O.o eh?

Akio: =D My name's Akio!

Woman Named Akino: Oh yes, I've heard of yo-

~*~ PAUSE ~*~ Utena: What in the name of Dios is going on?

Akio: ^____^ NPC.

Utena: NPC?

Akio: TUTORIAL TIME!!!!!

Utena: *sigh* can we get back in game first? ^^;;

Akio: ^__^ OKAAY!!! ~*~ BACK ~*~

Woman Named Akino: u.

Utena: Eh?

Akio: =3 You paused her in the middle of a sentence, so when you go back to game play, she finishes it!

Utena: oooh! I get it! =D

Anthy: Miss Utena, we must have a tutorial before continuing our journey. =3

Utena: Eh? Why?

Anthy: ^^ To tell you about.. cOsTuMe ChAnGiNg!!!

Utena: O.o what in the world?

Anthy: ^^ To tell you about.. cOsTuMe ChAnGiNg!!!

Utena: eh.. ^^; I know that Anthy, but what do you mean?

Anthy: cOsTuMe ChAnGiNg!!!

Utena: WHAT IN THE NAME OF DIOS IS cOsTuMe ChAnGiNg?!?!?!?!?!

Anthy: ^_____^ cOsTuMe ChAnGiNg is when you can cHaNgE yOuR cOsTuMe, Miss Utena! ^.^ I mean really its not that hard to figure out. =3

Utena: o_o I see.

Anthy: NOW!!! Let's check out the Default Costumes. ^.^ Mine is... *poses* ~WHITE MAGE~ =D Complete with Wand and Cure. Other abilities not included. =3

Utena: o.o Cool!

Anthy: *dashes over to Saionji* You, Saionji, are a Samurai!! Oooooh, ahhh!! ^^ Your Saionji comes with a Katana, a long pretty light brown skirt, ponytail scrunchie, and thongs!

Utena: EH?! O_O

Anthy: THE SHOES YOU IDIOT, THE SHOES!

Utena: ... oh. x.x;

Anthy: Ugh, I CANNOT work like this! Juri, take over! @___@

Juri: *salutes* YESSIR! :D

Anthy: .... blargy. x.x;

Juri: NOW!!! *takes everyone out of Utena's pockets*

Touga: o.o DARN!

Juri: Teehee! *slides over to Touga* Here we have a WARRIOR! For best results, prop your Touga in a warrior-ish battle stance! ^.~

Touga: o.o

Juri: *slides over to Miki* This is what we call a *gasp* Gunner! Gunners come with guns, guns, a half skirt, guns, oh! and did i mention guns? =3

Miki: ^^; Ahehe... half..skirt..?

Juri: Yep!

Miki: YES!!!!!!!!!! *parties*

Mikage: Hum.... *turns to Mamiya* YOU NEED A HALF SKIRT! =O

Mamiya: ^^ yes, ma'am!

Juri: *slides to Chu-Chu* HIDDEN CHARACTER ALERT! HIDDEN CHARACTER ALERT!

Chu-Chu: Chu chu? =3

Juri: YOU ARE A ~*~**~MASCOT~**~*~!! DUN DUN DUN!

Chu-Chu: Chu! ^^

Juri: Mascots come with.. um.. the ability to attack!

Chu-Chu: Chu..

Juri: OOH, GO CHEW ON SOMEBODY YOUR OWN SIZE, YA BIG BLUE FUNGUS! @__@

Chu-Chu: XP CHU!

Juri: *stares at Chuchu*

Chu-Chu: *stares at Juri*

Juri: *kicks Chu-Chu*

Chu: *flies off the planet* CHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

Utena: o.o bye bye, Chu-Chu.

Juri: Oh, dont worry, =3 He'll only be gone for about 30 minutes of gameplay.

Utena: Gameplay? .__. Miki: Yes, Miss Utena, =3 Gameplay.

Mikage: So... what am I? ^^;;

Juri: YOU are a ] BLACK MAGE [ !! You have the ability to use OFFENSIVE magic! and dress in a cool hat and robe! ^______~

Mikage: o.o really??

Juri: YEP! ^__^ says right here! *points to the "Black Mages for Dummies" book she's holding*

Mikage: I see... interesting. o____O

Mamiya: So... what am I exactly? -.-

Juri: YOU, Mamiya, arreeee aaaa THEIF!

Mamiya: YEAH!!!!!

Utena: You know, I think this little changing costume thing is getting boring for the game players. =3

Juri: AND WHO SAID THAT?!

Utena: ^-^ The little box above my head, but now its changed since I'm saying something different. ^___________^

Juri: Oh yeah! I forgot about those! *pokes her speech box*

Akio: But what about MEEEE!!! I wanna know what IIII am!!!!

Anthy: Oooh stop whining!

Akio: yes ma'am T_T

Utena: Ya know.. now that we did this whole tutorial thingy, cant they just figure out what they are on their own?

Akio: I cant find myself!! T_____________T

Anthy: Don't worry, Akio! ^-^ You can always go buy a new self if you lost your own! =D not that expensive at all, especially one that's for you. @___@

Akio: Thank you!!! ^-^

Anthy: Welcome. =3

Utena: x3

Touga: Suuuu... think this segment of the game is long enough? The poor author has just about written 4 pages worth.

Anthy: ^-^ well lets make her finish the 3rd page, then we can save.

Utena: Sure?

Anthy: Positive! o.o we dont have a long way to go! Only about half the page! X3

Utena: very true... okaaay! ^^

Anthy: Let's all siing!!!

Utena: Nu! o.o Let's give Mikage a makeover!

Touga: Ooh, i love makeovers! ^o^ *gets out make-up kit*

Utena: O.o;;;;;;;;;;

Anthy: ^-^

Utena: O.o;;;;;;;;;;

Anthy: ^-^

Utena: O.o;;;;;;;;;;

Anthy: ^__^

Utena: O.o;;;;;;;;;;

Anthy: .

Utena: O.o;;;;;;;;;;

Anthy: Miss Utena. *coughs and points above her head*

Utena: Wha..? *looks up* Oh! Right! *reads like a really bad reader* An. Thy. I. Think. We. Should. Go. See. Miss. Ter.

Anthy: Nevermind. SAVE PEOPLE!!! or I'll strangle you with that controller cord. XP

Touga: O_O we didnt talk that much in this segment o' the story..

Miki: *clicks stopwatch* Our game creator is sick at the moment, so her brain is running slower than it usually is!

Utena: is that possible?

Miki: .... No, but that's what the box said. ^__^ *clicks his stopwatch*

Utena: @.@;; whatever...

*~*Would you like to save?*~*

= Yes

No

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CLICK!

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*~* Game Save-

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waii! its true! T_T Im sick! I'm uber very uber sick. ^-^;;; but! I love all of you, my reviewers, and to the flamers.. well.. ^-^; go away. If you dont like this story, *cough*Stuv*cough*, then go find a story you DO like and review that one! ^___^ See ya'll later with the next chapppyyyyy!!!!