Whee. Finally getting back to writing! And guess what! School's out! x3 that means I'll have more time to write! MWAHAHAH! So, um, yeah, stay in tuned for faster chapters. X.x

yeah, yeah, you know the drill. I don't own Utena. But I do own they're PANTS!! D ..nah, TT I wish I did.

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We rejoin our..ahem.. "heros" boredomly chowing down in Wuzzy Happy Akio Town STILL wondering when they'll be brought to meet Mr. Supercalifragilisticexpialicheetoh

Touga: Maann... munches on cheetohs in boredom I'm still wondering when we'll be brought to meet Mr. Supercalifragilisticexpialicheetoh..

Utena: Yeah..Me too.

Anthy: Miss Utena?

Utena: Yis?

Anthy: You're a dimwit.

Utena: Thanks...

Anthy: .....

Utena: .....

Anthy: oo

Utena: what? o.o

Anthy: Nothing, Miss Utena! n-n Anyway, we have to wander around the town until we find the castle.

Utena: Or we can just look at the map.

Anthy: ... that works.

Utena: Plus, pokes a red arrow in front of her This little arrow is telling me where to go. That's how we got to Wuzzy Happy Akio Town so fast. nn I didn't get lost.

Anthy: I'm still wondering when we'll get our first random encounter.

Utena: Yeah.. Oo that is kinda weird, isn't it..

Anthy: ANYWAY! Follow the arrow.

Touga: What about the yellow brick road?

Saionji: WHEE!!! poofs into a Dorothy dress Im sho pretty!!!

Nanami: oo poofs into Scarecrow outfit

Utena: You don't need the outfit, Nanami! You're already scary! AHAAHAHHA! bursts out laughing as a small bad comedy drumbeat plays in the background

Nanami: ;; Squee.

Utena: EEP! jumps behind Anthy Save meh.

Anthy: I thought I was the bride..

Utena: ONWARD! TOWARDS THE.. um.. castle? I think?

Anthy: sigh YES, Miss Utena, the castle.

Utena: Gotcha! starts dashing towards the castle as everyone jumps in her pocket

Anthy: Notice how she never gets tired. oo

Nanami: Yeah.. she goes on and on and on.

Touga: Like the energizer bunny! n.n .. I love bunnies.

Akio: ..me too. n.n

Saionji: Me threee!!!

Mikage: Uh duurrr... Bunnies like.. totally rock, yo.

Miki: they're cute and soft and cuddly.. and they're my best friend. n.n

Touga, Saionji, Akio, and Mikage: Awww! Let's share bunny stories!

Nanami: Oh, god..

Utena: We're here!!

Nanami: YAY!

everyone jumps out of Utena's pockets

Utena: Ummm... Anthy? There's a guy standing in my way.

Anthy: Wuzzhe look like?

Utena: He has a frown on his face, he's covered in game sprite armor, and he's holding a thin rectangle-oh, wait, that's a sword.

Anthy: Ah, a royal guard.

Utena: Oh! and he also has one of those stickers that says "hello! My name is.."

Anthy: ..So what's his name?

Utena: Lesse.. I'll talk to him and his name should appear in his speech box.

Anthy: Smarty!

Utena: Yo, royal guard guy.

Royal Guard Guy Named Stuv: You know what? Don't call me that.

Utena: o.o o...kay..?

Royal Guard Named Stuv: Don't say that! You stink at saying that!

Utena: oo meh.. um.. alright?

Royal Guard Named Stuv: Say 'yes sir!'. Although you'd still probably suck at saying that.

Utena: Watch it, buddeh.

Royal Guard Named Stuv: Why'd you even bother coming here?

Utena: Be..cause.. my.. arrow told me to? points to arrow

Royal Guard Named Stuv: Shut up, okay?! You might as well made an original excuse!

Utena: But it was original. o.o

Royal Guard Named Stuv: You might as well have said "I'm sorry! We had to stop and get potions before continuing on our heroic journey to save the world from mass destruction!" Although it would still probably suck.

Utena: O.o what's your problem?

Anthy: oo I think he's gay.

Touga: Oh! winks at Royal Guard named Stuv

Akio: n

Royal Guard Named Stuv: Like, eww!!

Touga: Ohh!!! and he has a valley girl voice!! eyes turn into hearts

Royal Guard Named Stuv: OKAY! What do you want, One That Is Un-original?

Utena: You so don't deserve to be able to call people in funky little "One Who Is" names. X.x

Royal Guard Named Stuv: WHAT DO YOU WANT, ONE THAT IS UN-ORIGINAL! EVEN THOUGH IF YOU WERE DIFFERENT YOU'D STILL PROBABLY SUCK!

Utena: ...I wish to see Mister Supercalifragilisticexpialicheetoh. O.o

Royal Guard Named Stuv: Well then...

Utena: Thanks!

Royal Guard Named Stuv: I will not let you pass, One Who Is OOC-full!

Utena: What?! First I'm unoriginal and now I'm OOC?! Royal Guard Named Stuv: YES! NOW! LEAVE!

Utena: But this lady told me Sir Cheetoh was waiting for us to arrive!

Royal Guard Named Stuv: Mister Supercalifragilisticexpialicheetoh told me he was expected Lady Tenjou, Lady Himemiya, Sir Kiryuu, Sir Kyuichi, Sir Ohtori, Sir Kaoru, Lady Kiryuu, Sir Souji, Sir Chida, and Lady Arisugawa.

Utena: ... points to little mysteriously placed name tags out of nowhere

Royal Guard Named Stuv: ..Oh. Well.. fine! But you still suck.

Utena: yeah, yeah, talk to the wall, girlfriieeennd.

Anthy: n.n Don't make me snap no Z! snaps her fingers in the shape of a Z

Touga: Yaayy!!!!!

Juri: Celebrattiioon! does tango with Saionji

Utena: Onward! pushes Stuv off and goes into the castle

Anthy: We gonna paaahhtayy!!!

Miki: Party over here! Woo! Woo!

Akio: oo;; sings Ricky Martin songs

Nanami: sings Pat Benetar

Touga: throws tomatos at his sister for trying to sing Pat Benetar songs

Utena: Ooooohhhh, we're goin' in da castle!

Anthy: n.n We finally goin' in!

Touga: I think we all should celebrate!

Juri: We fought Stuv and we... um.. win!

Saionji: We let's go find Sir Cheetoh

Akio: Maybe we'll use our ears

Nanami: Or we could just all use our map

Miki: Before Utena's arrow disappears!

Mikage:.. that was bad. X.x really bad.

Utena: Oh shut up! It was just a little jingle. xP Now, lets go find Sir Cheetoh!

Anthy: Glowing spot, Miss Utena!

Touga: gasp .....what's that, Anthy?

Anthy: It's a save point, you nimrod.

Utena: Oh! o.o I guess I'll save. walks over to the save point

Would you like to save?

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No

Click!

saving..

Please Do Not Remove Game CD or take out

Memory Card.

Game Saved!

Whoo! xD Finally got the next chapter! hope you like it! x3 Im so ebil. R/R, minna! Love you, fans!! 3