MWAHAHAHAH! xD I am back and healthy! - Unsick, desick, anti-sick, unsickable, and sickless! x3 and! Chapterful! ; dont mind me. Um... No! really! READ! .;

BUT FIRST! a scene between I and teh cast. - 5th chappy coming up next. xD mwahahahha! torture!! =D

Tiffy-chan: Whee! Chappy 5 already. But before we get on with the game, we must...

Utena: Make a disclaimer? =D

Tiffy-chan: er... Nu!

Anthy: Explain all the cheesy humor in this game?

Tiffy-chan: No! XP It's cheesy, it should be easy enough to self-explain.

Saionji: I like cheesssseee...

Juri: Like, really?! me too!!! squeals and hugs Saionji

Saionji: squeals and hugs Juri

Touga: Why does HE get to touch Juri.. ;;

Saionji: IM SPPEEEEEEEEEEEECIAL! thats why!

Touga: sticks his tongue out at Saionji

Saionji: sticks his tongue back out at Touga

Tiffy-chan: STOP IT, CHILDREN! =O

Saionji and Touga: Yesh, mommy..

Miki: So.. um... Miss Tiffy-chan, what IS it that we must do..???

Nanami: Oh THAT's EAAAASYY! Finger paaiint!!!!! puts her fingers in pools of different colored paints and runs around painting things

Miki: OO MY STOPWATCH!! IT'S.. IT'S... IT'S... BLUUEE!!!! Squeals in delight and hugs it, getting blue paint all over his uniform And look! =D My uniform's blue too!!!

Tiffy-chan: x.x;; Gah!

Anthy: - try to be more humorous, Miss Tiffy-chan. This is a humor fanfic. =3

Tiffy-chan: I know, but im trying to tell you all something!!! O.o;;

Everyone: Tell us then!

Tiffy-chan: ... Mmmmeh! sticks her tongue out at them

Saionji: Eep!! Tiffy-chan sccaaaawwwyyy!!!! TT jumps into Juri's arms

Juri: Awww.. issokay. =3 drops him and runs around in circles

Saionji: Cries like a a baby SAIONJI GOTTA BOO BOO!!!

Tiffy-chan: MYARG! I hope you all know you're getting paid by ME! =O

Everyone: freezes yesh ma'am!

Tiffy-chan: clears throat thank you. . Now! everyone, get out your Wuzzy Happy Utena Role Playing FanFic "Encounter Battles For Dummies" book. Saionji should have extras if you lost yours.

Anthy: oh! Oh! I lost mine!

Saionji: hands her extra book n.n

Anthy: x3 thhaaannkkkss... hugs book

Utena: Su.... we're gonna be doing random encounters soon?!

Tiffy-chan: vv Yish, and we must learn how to before doing so.

Utena: .. we didn't need to learn how to save.. or walk.. or talk... or complain.. or tell cheesy jokes.

Tiffy-chan: Those were already installed! NOW! Turn to page 789966545450687522236897110270483.

Anthy: .. turns to page

Everyone else: ditto, yo

Tiffy-chan: Now. You see that there is a screen similar to the main menu.

Attack

Magic

Summon

Items

Eat Cheese

Sing Broadway Tune

Nanami: Ooh... are there any more options?

Tiffy-chan: Tons more! But I just decided to list a few.

Nanami: Oky. x3

Utena: What types of monsters are there? Tiffy-chan: Ah, different ones. X.x;

Utena: ...?

Tiffy-chan: ANYWAY! Basically, it's turn-based, regular, a bit confusing, and completely random. Oh, and about levels. That's random too. And HP...

Utena: Oh! I have 200. n.n

Anthy: 50 :3

Miki: 100.

Touga: 400. x3

Akio: 450. x3

Juri: 350. o.o

Saionji: 375. xx

Mikage: o.O 200.

Mamiya: 150. n.n

Nanami: ..250. X.x

Tiffy-chan: Did i forget anyone?

Chuchu: Chuu!!! tugs on skirt

Tiffy-chan: Doh! Gomen, Chuchu-chan! You have.. oo 2.

ChuChu: ..

Everyone else: .O

Tiffy-chan: Well! n.n Hehe! Good luck! I'll explain more inbetween chapters 9 and 10! wink Read and review my fic, people!!! Or else evil cousins of Chuchu will sneak into your bedroom and stuff they're stuffed animals down your throat. D

Miki: I had it happen once. . Terrifying.

Anthy: Oh yes... horrible.

Touga: Don't.. let it happen to you! Screams in horror and bursts into tears HORRIBLE!! HOOORRRIIIBBBBBBBLLLLEEEE!!!! TT

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