MWARHAR! No update is going to stop me!!! Nu way! Uh-uh! Nope! Nupeh! So! Next Chappeh. Enjoy. Blarg. o.o .. No, really. Hehe. Yes, you know the drill, I don't own Utena, never will, never did...never did, never will. yeah...
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Anthy: ....So then he says "No, I want the Rose.. FRIED!" AHAHAHAHA!! AHAHAHA! AHAHA! AHA.. aha.. ah.. ahahaha.. ha...o.o Ha. {hears crickets} .....
Utena: Was that funny? {blink}
Anthy: {blush} well.. it.. was... supposed to be... {sniff}
Saionji: ....
Tiffy-chan: HEY! This is a humor fic! Laugh at EVERYTHING!
Everyone: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHHHAAHAHHHHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAH.
Anthy: Good! I knew you all liked it. =D
Utena: {sigh} It's a real good thing you're a white mage...
Anthy: ?
Touga: Oh! Oh! OH!
Utena: O.o
Touga: PEOPLE ARE GONNA TAKEY US TO SEE YOU-KNOW-WHO!
Saionji: =D Mommy?!
Akio: =D Melissa?!
Anthy: O.o who's Melissa?
Akio: Er.. uuhhmmm... {cough} Who, Touga?
Touga: ... Mister Cheetooohh!!! {giggle} but that Royal guard guy promised me a date afterwards, so we gotta make it fast, kay?
Saionji: Ugh! No fair! {pouts}
Touga: Aww... Does wittle Saionji want a datey with Stuvvy Wuvvy?
Saionji: {sniff} yes....
Everyone: Awwww!!
Touga: =D I'm sure he won't mind two dates! {giggle}
Saionji: It'd be a triangle! =D
Akio: ;.; ....
Touga: Oh, Akio, don't worry. You can have Mister Cheetoh. {nodnod}
Akio: ;o;
Utena: {snicker}
Anthy: Well, let's get going! Juri: Whee!!!!!! is playing jump rope with Miki
Miki: Juri is the master of this spiffy jump rope game! While playing she makes others look so very very lame! One day at the local park she was asked to play! People crowded 'round, so how many of them stayed? {starts counting Juri's jumps}
Utena: Oo; ......aha.....{sneaks close to the jump rope, but is thwacked by it} OW!
Miki: 27...28...29...30...
Anthy: o.o .....sticks her staff into the rope and stops it
Miki: 34..35...3..Hey!!! ;.;
Juri: Owwwyyy!!!!!!! {cries}
Anthy: Sorry! But let's go meet Cheetoh!
Juri: {sniff} alright..
Lalalalalala
Headin' to Sir Cheetoh
Lalalalalala
Utena: O.o where'd that come from?
Anthy: o.o I dont think we were supposed to notice it.
Touga: Oohh.. one of those things for the gamers only?
Anthy: Yeah. =3
Touga: ....Too bad.
Utena: Oh! Anthy! What's that really important looking green square?
Anthy: =3 that would be Cheetoh, honey.
Utena: ..well why didn't they just put him there?
Anthy: ...Because they wanted to be technical about it!
Utena: o.o who's they?
Anthy: THEM!!!! THEY! THOSE GUYS! THHEEMM!!! {twitch}
Utena: ........So they're Male Thems?
Anthy: .... No, Utena. They are Male THEYs. Theys are the people who decide everything. They are Thems. Thems are They.
Utena: .....=D Oh, okay.
Juri: a-what?
Anthy: ............Just head towards the square, Ute-chan..
Utena: What square? o.o
Anthy: The green one!! The green square that THEY made!!
Utena: Oh! okay. =D {walks to the square}
Anthy: e.e ....
Announcer: Aaalllllllllrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhttttttttttt, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeerrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyoooooonnnnneeeeeee!!!!!! Stand up and throw your hands together foooooorrrrrr..... Sssssirrrrrrrr........ Sssssssssssupperrrrrr... calii.......fragiiiiiiii....lllllllistic.......exxxxxxxxpiiiiiiii.....aallliiiiiii.....CCCHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEETOOOOOHH!!!!! {fake cheering roars in the room}
Juri: ow. oo;
Sir Cheetoh: YYOOOO!!!!!!!!! {spotlight lands on him} Ow! B-bright! Too bright! Stuvvy! LIGHT!
Stuv/Announcer: Oh, uh, yessir! {dims the light a little}
Sir Cheetoh: ahem... YYOOOO!!!!!!!!! {spotlight lands on him} Wassap, home dawgs?!
Miki: Yo, home brudda!!
Sir Cheetoh: Yo!!!
Miki: Yoo!!!
Sir Cheetoh: Yo!!!
Miki: Yo!!!
Sir Cheetoh: Yo!!!
Miki: Yo!!!
Everyone else: oo; {watches them say Yo}
Utena: I thought them meant-
Anthy: Just don't talk, Ute-chan. oo; Being a.....wait...what are you?
Utena: ?..I am a prince! D
Anthy: Hm... {looks through "RPG Classes for Dummies"} Ah! Here it is. Prince- The brave, noble warrior who saves princesses and gets the power to revolutionize the world. Abilities - Gender Change, Revolutionize, Rose Cut. Starter Items - Wooden Broom, Rose Ring, Flowly Cape, Bling Bling....hm.. coincidence? I think not.. Oo;
Utena: Yay!
Anthy: Odd. oo;
Sir Cheetoh: Yo, dudes! I gotsta mission for you home bruddas to does!
Anthy: You have bad grammer, no?
Sir Cheetoh: Why thank you, but you flatter me...
Akio: 'ey! That's my line! ;.;
Sir Cheetoh: Cool, guy. {giggle} Anyway, mission!
Everyone: Yay! This story-er-game does have a point!
Utena: ..shh!!! Don't let Tiffy-chan hear you!
Anthy: She wanted this to be pointless? O-o
Utena: Well..no..but...eh, 4th wall. Shut up. xP
Sir Cheetoh: Yo! Dudes! Mission!
Juri: Yeah! like, Hello!
Miki: oo; ........whats the mission?
Touga: Oh! =D We get to make the world's biggest PIE! right? =3
Sir Cheetoh: No! You are to go to Land of Broadway, Snzizterswaggawallatuffle, aka, TuffleTown.
Anthy: .....all of these places have the cheesiest names....
Utena: I notice. O.o
Saionji: {gasp} we get to sing broadway!!!
Sir Cheetoh: Yeeeaaahhhhhhhno! You are going to retrieve the Pink Happy Rubber Cow of Great Happy Sadness.
Anthy: oo; Happy...Sadness...? awesome!
Utena: The Pink Happy Rubber Cow of Great Happy Sadness!
Mikage: O.o notice I haven't said a whole lot?
Nanami: =3 same.
Juri: Wasn't Chu-Chu supposed to be back by now? =3
Saionji: =D ah, who cares. It'll be back sooner or later... where'd Mamiya run off to?
Mikage: ;.; my dear Mamiya...
Mamiya: Hello! {walks in carrying 36 bags full of shopping items}
Utena: M-Mamiya!
Mamiya: Hey, home sista. ;3
Utena: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE PEOPLE BEING FROM 'HOME'!?!?!?! ;o;
Juri: {giggle} silly Ute-beany.
Anthy: Go to TuffleTown and get Pink Happy Rubber Cow of Great Happy Sadness... got it! Let's go!
Utena: Wait! ......no dinner? No rest? No asking if I want to save? No pretty sleep music?
Saionji: I 'unno. =D
Save Woman: WAIIITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would you like to save, Utena? =D
Utena: Yes. xP What happened to the menu screens?
Save Woman: Ah, the guys who work with 'em are on vacation for now. =3
Utena: I see...okay! well, save.
Save Woman: Got it! {eyes go blank and load bar appears} Please do not remove anything. Saving file. Do you want to overwrite the file?
Utena: =3 yes please.
Save Woman: ...................................................................................
Anthy: oo;
Save Woman: ...... .... ..............................................
Anthy: Oo;
Save Woman: FINISHED SAVING! XO
Utena: o.o do you have to yell?
Save Woman: =D YES!
Utena: okay! =D
Anthy: oo; Gee, ever since made its update, a lot of things have changed. No menu screen....different save thingy, um.... and other stuff. =O
Saionji: Whee! {giggle} stuff. =3
Touga: Sooo.... Stuvvy-wuvvy...{giggle} wanna go on a romantic love boat?
Tiffy-chan: Oo; I thought I was gonna close this chap a few minutes ago..{shrug}
Utena: Really. n.n the screen was supposed to go blank by now.
{screen goes blank}
Utena: ...well, there ya go!
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W00t! Hopeth you liked this chapter! I know I've been kind of slow lately but school is gonna start soon and I really want to get to chapter 8 before that. So... except chapters. xP R/R my lovely reviewers!! {hugs and kisses all her reviewers} and wish our heroic team luck as they venture off to find the Pink Happy Rubber Cow of Great Happy Sadness. n. see you in the next chapter, reviewers!!!
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Anthy: ....So then he says "No, I want the Rose.. FRIED!" AHAHAHAHA!! AHAHAHA! AHAHA! AHA.. aha.. ah.. ahahaha.. ha...o.o Ha. {hears crickets} .....
Utena: Was that funny? {blink}
Anthy: {blush} well.. it.. was... supposed to be... {sniff}
Saionji: ....
Tiffy-chan: HEY! This is a humor fic! Laugh at EVERYTHING!
Everyone: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHHHAAHAHHHHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAH.
Anthy: Good! I knew you all liked it. =D
Utena: {sigh} It's a real good thing you're a white mage...
Anthy: ?
Touga: Oh! Oh! OH!
Utena: O.o
Touga: PEOPLE ARE GONNA TAKEY US TO SEE YOU-KNOW-WHO!
Saionji: =D Mommy?!
Akio: =D Melissa?!
Anthy: O.o who's Melissa?
Akio: Er.. uuhhmmm... {cough} Who, Touga?
Touga: ... Mister Cheetooohh!!! {giggle} but that Royal guard guy promised me a date afterwards, so we gotta make it fast, kay?
Saionji: Ugh! No fair! {pouts}
Touga: Aww... Does wittle Saionji want a datey with Stuvvy Wuvvy?
Saionji: {sniff} yes....
Everyone: Awwww!!
Touga: =D I'm sure he won't mind two dates! {giggle}
Saionji: It'd be a triangle! =D
Akio: ;.; ....
Touga: Oh, Akio, don't worry. You can have Mister Cheetoh. {nodnod}
Akio: ;o;
Utena: {snicker}
Anthy: Well, let's get going! Juri: Whee!!!!!! is playing jump rope with Miki
Miki: Juri is the master of this spiffy jump rope game! While playing she makes others look so very very lame! One day at the local park she was asked to play! People crowded 'round, so how many of them stayed? {starts counting Juri's jumps}
Utena: Oo; ......aha.....{sneaks close to the jump rope, but is thwacked by it} OW!
Miki: 27...28...29...30...
Anthy: o.o .....sticks her staff into the rope and stops it
Miki: 34..35...3..Hey!!! ;.;
Juri: Owwwyyy!!!!!!! {cries}
Anthy: Sorry! But let's go meet Cheetoh!
Juri: {sniff} alright..
Lalalalalala
Headin' to Sir Cheetoh
Lalalalalala
Utena: O.o where'd that come from?
Anthy: o.o I dont think we were supposed to notice it.
Touga: Oohh.. one of those things for the gamers only?
Anthy: Yeah. =3
Touga: ....Too bad.
Utena: Oh! Anthy! What's that really important looking green square?
Anthy: =3 that would be Cheetoh, honey.
Utena: ..well why didn't they just put him there?
Anthy: ...Because they wanted to be technical about it!
Utena: o.o who's they?
Anthy: THEM!!!! THEY! THOSE GUYS! THHEEMM!!! {twitch}
Utena: ........So they're Male Thems?
Anthy: .... No, Utena. They are Male THEYs. Theys are the people who decide everything. They are Thems. Thems are They.
Utena: .....=D Oh, okay.
Juri: a-what?
Anthy: ............Just head towards the square, Ute-chan..
Utena: What square? o.o
Anthy: The green one!! The green square that THEY made!!
Utena: Oh! okay. =D {walks to the square}
Anthy: e.e ....
Announcer: Aaalllllllllrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhttttttttttt, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeerrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyoooooonnnnneeeeeee!!!!!! Stand up and throw your hands together foooooorrrrrr..... Sssssirrrrrrrr........ Sssssssssssupperrrrrr... calii.......fragiiiiiiii....lllllllistic.......exxxxxxxxpiiiiiiii.....aallliiiiiii.....CCCHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEETOOOOOHH!!!!! {fake cheering roars in the room}
Juri: ow. oo;
Sir Cheetoh: YYOOOO!!!!!!!!! {spotlight lands on him} Ow! B-bright! Too bright! Stuvvy! LIGHT!
Stuv/Announcer: Oh, uh, yessir! {dims the light a little}
Sir Cheetoh: ahem... YYOOOO!!!!!!!!! {spotlight lands on him} Wassap, home dawgs?!
Miki: Yo, home brudda!!
Sir Cheetoh: Yo!!!
Miki: Yoo!!!
Sir Cheetoh: Yo!!!
Miki: Yo!!!
Sir Cheetoh: Yo!!!
Miki: Yo!!!
Everyone else: oo; {watches them say Yo}
Utena: I thought them meant-
Anthy: Just don't talk, Ute-chan. oo; Being a.....wait...what are you?
Utena: ?..I am a prince! D
Anthy: Hm... {looks through "RPG Classes for Dummies"} Ah! Here it is. Prince- The brave, noble warrior who saves princesses and gets the power to revolutionize the world. Abilities - Gender Change, Revolutionize, Rose Cut. Starter Items - Wooden Broom, Rose Ring, Flowly Cape, Bling Bling....hm.. coincidence? I think not.. Oo;
Utena: Yay!
Anthy: Odd. oo;
Sir Cheetoh: Yo, dudes! I gotsta mission for you home bruddas to does!
Anthy: You have bad grammer, no?
Sir Cheetoh: Why thank you, but you flatter me...
Akio: 'ey! That's my line! ;.;
Sir Cheetoh: Cool, guy. {giggle} Anyway, mission!
Everyone: Yay! This story-er-game does have a point!
Utena: ..shh!!! Don't let Tiffy-chan hear you!
Anthy: She wanted this to be pointless? O-o
Utena: Well..no..but...eh, 4th wall. Shut up. xP
Sir Cheetoh: Yo! Dudes! Mission!
Juri: Yeah! like, Hello!
Miki: oo; ........whats the mission?
Touga: Oh! =D We get to make the world's biggest PIE! right? =3
Sir Cheetoh: No! You are to go to Land of Broadway, Snzizterswaggawallatuffle, aka, TuffleTown.
Anthy: .....all of these places have the cheesiest names....
Utena: I notice. O.o
Saionji: {gasp} we get to sing broadway!!!
Sir Cheetoh: Yeeeaaahhhhhhhno! You are going to retrieve the Pink Happy Rubber Cow of Great Happy Sadness.
Anthy: oo; Happy...Sadness...? awesome!
Utena: The Pink Happy Rubber Cow of Great Happy Sadness!
Mikage: O.o notice I haven't said a whole lot?
Nanami: =3 same.
Juri: Wasn't Chu-Chu supposed to be back by now? =3
Saionji: =D ah, who cares. It'll be back sooner or later... where'd Mamiya run off to?
Mikage: ;.; my dear Mamiya...
Mamiya: Hello! {walks in carrying 36 bags full of shopping items}
Utena: M-Mamiya!
Mamiya: Hey, home sista. ;3
Utena: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE PEOPLE BEING FROM 'HOME'!?!?!?! ;o;
Juri: {giggle} silly Ute-beany.
Anthy: Go to TuffleTown and get Pink Happy Rubber Cow of Great Happy Sadness... got it! Let's go!
Utena: Wait! ......no dinner? No rest? No asking if I want to save? No pretty sleep music?
Saionji: I 'unno. =D
Save Woman: WAIIITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would you like to save, Utena? =D
Utena: Yes. xP What happened to the menu screens?
Save Woman: Ah, the guys who work with 'em are on vacation for now. =3
Utena: I see...okay! well, save.
Save Woman: Got it! {eyes go blank and load bar appears} Please do not remove anything. Saving file. Do you want to overwrite the file?
Utena: =3 yes please.
Save Woman: ...................................................................................
Anthy: oo;
Save Woman: ...... .... ..............................................
Anthy: Oo;
Save Woman: FINISHED SAVING! XO
Utena: o.o do you have to yell?
Save Woman: =D YES!
Utena: okay! =D
Anthy: oo; Gee, ever since made its update, a lot of things have changed. No menu screen....different save thingy, um.... and other stuff. =O
Saionji: Whee! {giggle} stuff. =3
Touga: Sooo.... Stuvvy-wuvvy...{giggle} wanna go on a romantic love boat?
Tiffy-chan: Oo; I thought I was gonna close this chap a few minutes ago..{shrug}
Utena: Really. n.n the screen was supposed to go blank by now.
{screen goes blank}
Utena: ...well, there ya go!
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W00t! Hopeth you liked this chapter! I know I've been kind of slow lately but school is gonna start soon and I really want to get to chapter 8 before that. So... except chapters. xP R/R my lovely reviewers!! {hugs and kisses all her reviewers} and wish our heroic team luck as they venture off to find the Pink Happy Rubber Cow of Great Happy Sadness. n. see you in the next chapter, reviewers!!!