Utena: oo; Ahem... This is a very sad, cheap disclaimer, but you already know what I am going to say so let's just get on with it. D Tiffy-chan doesn't and never will own Utena or anything in this fanfic for financial reasons besides the plot, text, save characters, menu screens, made-up lyrics, and titles for towns and objects and she does this for your enjoyment. She hopes you like her insanity and she hopes you like this fic. Wait until the doors come to a complete stop! Stay in school! Learn disco! Do your homework! Shake it like you just don't care! Break it down! Eat your vegetables!
Tiffy-chan: U-Utena! You can stop the disclaimer now. o.o Utena: ...right! Onto the fic! Oh! and don't mind any odd mistakes. c.c;
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Anthy: D Tralalalalalalalaaaa!!!! ::skips along the world map with Utena:
Utena: D Is it me or is this getting cheesier and cheesier?
Anthy: D Tralalalalalalalaaaa!
Utena: Oo; this is that NPC thingy, ain't it?
Anthy: D Tralalalala-
Saionji: ::is fixing himself up in the mirrior:: wow.. I do say, I look prettier than ever! HAHAHAHAHA!
Touga: ::sniff:: ;o;
Saionji: ::hugs Touga::
Mikage: So....where exactly are we going again? that... Broadway town! To get that rubber cow...thing. D Utena: Are you talking to yourself? You just answered your own question 3
Mikage: Haha! No, Silly Utena. Only psychos talk to themselves, and I am no psycho...Oh yes you are. N-No I'm not! Yes! You! ARE! Noo!! Nuuu!!!! Hurry! We must get the Rose ring...Yesss.
Utena: .......well! That leaves me feeling odd. D Anyway, I see a special spot!
Anthy: How do you know it's special, Utena?
Utena: Because everything and everyone is special... D Anthy: .
Utena: Actually, because it's name is "????????" and it's a red square on the map. D That means we haven't been there before, and it's important! Anthy: ::gasp:: You ARE learning! Aww, Im so proud!
Utena: n.n Heehee. Anyway! ::walks into the town::
!W!E!L!C!O!M!E! !T!O! !T!U!F!F!L!E!T!O!W!N!
Utena: ...Well that was snazzy! D
Anthy: Yeah, baby, it was sure groovy! ::laughs and winks:: ...Oh god. o.o Saionji: Whooo!!! This place is smokin'! Touga: Yeah, baby!
Juri: O.o eh?
Utena: ::breaks into broadway-type song:: Let's go check out this town because it's obviously our place! We can find this cow with a smile on our face! This is the Broadway Tuffle Town! This happy sad cow.. Will.. Be... Found!
Juri: ::gasp::
Anthy: ::claps for Utena::
Utena: Let's go find the cow. D ::walks along in Tuffle Town:
Saionji: Hey.. I could sell my lotion here! Just think of it.. "Potions and Lotions, Plotions". ::sighs:
Touga: ::giggle:
Mikage: Utena, you just broke into song. Oo;
Utena: D No I didn't, silly Mikage.
Mikage: Yes you did.. ::breaks into present-like rap song:: You were singing a song! It didn't last very long! But if I am not wrong, we could all see your thooonnngggg! Break it down! Utena: ....... ::hits Mikage::
Mikage: Ow. ::wince:
Miki: o.o don't you think we should be looking for the rubber cow?
Touga: Whee! ::giggle:: Anthy: xO LETS GO!
Utena: Yeah! Let's go!
Saionji: Yeah! ...um...where?
Anthy: ....::breaks into 40's-like song:: To find the rubber cow! Let's go, let's go, right now! If we wait, a-we'll be late, and then...Cheetoh'll .. ;
Mikage: That was bad. Really bad. ::sticks out his tongue::
Utena: oo Tiffy-chan is feeling sick today. She says it's really hot where she is!
Touga: D Cool!
Anthy: Cool is a cool word. x3
Utena: oO; is that in the script?
Miki: NO! D but it's cool.
Saionji: .....::tries to find a plotion place:: Soft skin is spiffy. x3 Mikage: If we dont' get moving, we're gonna be here for two chapters. ;
Utena: Really?
Mikage: Ugh, yeah. Anthy: Let's STALL! x3
Touga: Hey, I see a castle!
Utena: Why must EVERY town have a castle? Why not a shack, or a mansion, or an apartment?
Anthy: ...Because.
Utena: Ah! Okay! 3 that answers everything.
Miki: oo; why?
Utena: n.n Because!
Miki: Oh...::clicks stopwatch:: Gee, I didn't click it for at least 2 chapters. OO;
Juri: Shhh!! That's not important.
Miki: ;.; yes it is.
Utena: Oh Lookie! 'Nother Royal Guardie Dude. 'Cept he's in a gansta pimpin' homie outfit. o.O
Anthy: Royizzle Guardizzle Fo Shizzle. o.o
Miki: Homie. ::giggle:: o.o ::gasp:: Oh no! ::chokes, coughs, hacks, gags::
Utena: Miki!!!! What's wrong?!
Miki: I.. I... I'm shingin'!!! ::breaks into 'I Will Survive' tune, singing about his stopwatch:: Once I was a doll! I was Raggedy Ann! Oh, thinkin' I could never live without you sewed to my hand.. Then I spent so many hours.. thinkin' 'Why is my thumb sore?'.. Then I realized.. That it was 15 after four! Oh now, go! What'cha clickin' for? Just please break down now! 'Cuz I have so much to live for! Weren't you the one who timed me wrong in Phys. Ed. Class? Why if you had one.. I'd go down there and beat your-
Utena: MIKI!
Miki: ...sorry. oo;
Anthy: Well, I personally liked it.
Royizzle Fo Shizzle Guardizzle: Yo, felluhs! Ya'll from the W.H.A.T 'hood? o.O
Utena: Yeah, man. Nah let us in, homie.
Royizzle Fo Shizzle Guardizzle: Yo, sure, felluhs. Go right in. ::opens the doors to the castle::
Utena: Shank ya. ::walks in with her crew from the 'hood::
Saionji: plooootttiooon... pppllloooottiiooonn.
Mikage: Ugh, can we make this fast? ;.; the temperature in here is ruining my haiir...::runs his fingers through his hair::
Utena: Suuu... Where is this-
Akio: COW!
Anthy: o.o Ok...ay.
Akio: Cow.
Utena: D Yes, Akio, we're looking for a cow... ::pats him on the head::
Mamiya: o.o can I like.. use a super special theifyish power?
Utena: No! xP you can't.
Mamiya:O why!
Utena: Because. xO I'm the hero and what I say goes.
Mamiya: ;.; ::pouts:
Nanami: TTToouuuuuuggggaaaa!
Touga: What? x.x
Nanami: I'm huuuunnngrrryyyy.
Touga: Cool! D She's gonna STARVE to death!
Anthy: Oh don't worry, Touga. We have DeeMix Downs. o.o Touga: T.T Why cruel fate?
Utena: o.O I thought they were called Pheonix Downs.
Anthy: they are, but we have to be original.
Utena: ::looks to readers:: of course. So! D Who's got an idea how to get out of the darkness?
Miki: Oh, don't be so poetic, Miss Utena.
Utena: oo; No, Miki, I mean, we're really shrouded in darkness. The light bulbs for the fire torches are out.
Miki: o.o I see.
Saionji: CCCOOOOOWWW! ::calls for rubber cow::
Utena: x.X It's a rubber cow, Saionji, it's not going to-
Pink Happy Rubber Cow: MOOOOO!
Utena: ...Call.....back.
Anthy: ::jumps on the Rubber Cow:: GIDDYAP! D
Pink Happy Rubber Cow: MOOOOO!!!!!! ::runs towards everyone:
Nanami: D MOOO!!!! ::tells Rubber Cow to stop:
Pink Happy Rubber Cow: ::stops immediately and flings Anthy off of him:
Anthy: WAH! ::lassos the cow:: Booyah! xD
Utena: D ::plays rodeo music while Anthy lassos:
Juri: OOOOOHHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
Saionji: SQUUEESQUUEEESQUUEEEESQUUEE!
Juri: I'm sorry, Saionji. Squeesquee Squeesquee is wrong. You ARE the weakest link-goodbye! ::presses a button and Saionji falls into a bottomless pit:: Cool! D I didn't know the castle had one of those! ::presses it again and she falls into the bottomless pit:: Oh! Hey Saionji! D
---Would you like to save?---
>Yes
No
Maybe
So
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CLICK!
YAY! Finally finished this chapter. Dont hit me! . I'm so sorry for not updating in a while, my beloved fans! TT with school going on, it's hard to get stuff done. Oh. And yes. I leave you with a cliffhanger for now. BWAHHA!