Tiffy-chan: TOUGA! Disclaimer please. We don't want to know about you.
Touga: ...of course you do. You just don't want to admit it.
Tiffy-chan: Disclaimer. :pulls out a beehive: Unless you watch to have red blotches over your "beautiful body". Touga: ;o; YES MA'AM! TIFFY-CHAN OWNS NO ONE IN THIS FANFIC UNLESS THEY ARE NPCS! ALL UTENA CHARACTERS BELONG TO BE-PAPAS! TIFFY-CHAN IS AN ALMIGHTY QUEEN THAT STABS-ER-ADORES HER LOVING FANS AND WILL ALWAYS RULE THE UNIVERSE! IM WEARING PANTIES! I HAD COLD PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING! MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER IS -
Tiffy-chan: o.O Stop! Too much info, Touga. ee And... o.O was the all caps needed? Touga: No. I just wanted to put them on though.
Tiffy-chan: yyyeaahhh... o.o Okay. I like it. Now! Readies! Or.. um... I'll do something horrific. o.o ------------------------------------------
Utena::takes one step on her way back to Wuzzy Happy Akio Town:
!RANDOM ENCOUNTER:
BUNNA BUNNA!
Anthy: Bunna Bunna?
Saionji: Bunna Bunna.
Touga: Bunna Bunna!
Nanami: Bunna... Bunna?
Akio: BUNNA BUNN-
Utena: STOP! o.o Goodness. Stop with the bunnabunnas.
Anthy::giggles: bunnabunnas. xD
Miki::giggles with Anthy: Bunnabunna! AHAHHAH! BUNNABUNNA::laughs loudly: BUNNABUNNA!
Utena: M-Miki.
Miki: AHAHHAHAHA!
Utena: Miki!
Miki: AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Utena: MIIKKIII!
Miki: o.o; Yes, Miss Tenjou?
Utena: oo Stop. With. The. Bunnabunnas.
Rubber Cow: Buuunnaaabuuunnnaaaaaaa... Moo.
Anthy: BunnaBunnaMooMoo.
Utena: ... SHUT UP, MISTER PANCAKE NOODLE!
Touga: Wow, the author is really random today. oO;
Anthy: Aye, that she is, mate.
Miki: True, dawg.
Juri: Um... can we just please get on to Sir Cheetoh? You all are crazy. oo;
Miki: What! Chu ain't feelin' it, home dawg!
Juri: ... ;o; feeling what?
Miki: Fo'get it.
Anthy: ANYWAYS::giggle: Let's go take this pink happy rubber cow of great happy sadness to Sir Cheetoh!
Mikage: Aw, but I'm hungry.. :smirks at cow:
Anthy: O.O YOU CANNOT EAT THE PINK HAPPY RUBBER COW OF GREAT HAPPY SADNESS!
Mikage: xO And why not?
Anthy: Because.
Utena: Because, because, because, because, because! Because of the wonderful things it does. :D
Touga::plays the little flute diddy at the end of the song:
Anthy: We're off to see Sir Cheetoh! The most wonderful cheetoh of all!
Juri: The most wonderful cheetoh...?
Anthy: The most wonderful cheetoh of all!
Mamiya:D :plays little flute diddy :
Anthy: .
Mamiya:D :plays flute:
Utena::shoves a grape into Mamiya's flute, creating a very bad note:
Mamiya: ;o;
Akio: Is the author drunk or something?
Miki: Naw, homie.
Akio: ...Then why is she so crazy? oo;
Miki: Because.
Utena: Because, because, because, because, becaauuuussss-
Juri::hits Utena with a frying pan:
Utena: OW!
Anthy: oo; ... :kicks Utena: Get up.
Utena: .
Anthy: xO MISS UTENA::kicks harder: GETUPGETUPGETUPGETUP!
Utena: .
Touga: Oh. One second. :gets a plotion and revives Utena:
Anthy: oo; But plotions just heal you.
Touga: No they don't. :D Potions do. Plotions heal AND revive.
Miki: Oooohhh...
Saionji: D My idea. :patents:
Utena: Now... ONWARD::marches on towards Sir Cheetoh in Tuffle Town:
Anthy: Tufffllleeee... Truffflleeee.
Miki: Truffle. :O
Juri: ...Truffle? ;o;
Random Encounter Monster: Uh.. guys? You gotta fight us first.
Nanami: Where'd you come from?
Random Encounter Monster: I've been here the entire time! Remember:::!!!!RANDOM ENCOUNTER: Bunna Bunna.
Utena: Oh...Heh. Alrighty then.
Anthy: Um... :thwacks them with her weapon, Waffle Syrup Wand:
Random Encounter Monster: AHHHHHHHHHHHH::dies:
Anthy: ... but I only hit it for 42.
Utena: Cheat codes. Insta-death. :D
Saionji: How the heck did you install those?
Utena: Dunno. It sorta feels like there's some greater power controlling every move I ever do. Like.. like we're just data in a disc inside of an electronic appliance, and there's a controller plugged into it, with a gamer controlling us.
Akio: ...How specific.
Anthy: Coincidence?
Miki: More like conspiracy.
Touga: DUNNA DUNNA!
Saionji: Dunna Dunna?
Anthy: Dunna Dunna. :D
Nanami: Dunna... Dunna?
Utena: NUUUUU!
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In... TRUF-er-TUFFLE TOWN
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Utena: Wow. :D That was fast.
Anthy: Really.
Utena::walks up to Stuv, the guard:
Touga::waves and winks at Stuv: 3
Stuv: 3 Hello, Touga! You and your party may pass, but you still suck at everything.
Rubber Cow::steps on Stuv's toe:
Stuv:D
Utena: oo;
Stuv:D
Anthy: I think all of his NPC talk has been completed. Now he just says the same thing over again.
Stuv:D
Utena: ... okay. Well::stomps into the castle and goes to the green square in the middle of the room:
Anthy: That's so convenient.
Utena:D It is.
:fades out into black:
Utena: What the- Hey! I can't see!
Anthy: Shh! It's just a cut scene. Shut up.
Utena: Yes, Miss Himemiya.. HEY WAIT A MINUTE!
Everyone besides Utena: SHH!
Utena: Okay, okay::shuts up:
Announcer: Aaalllllllllrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhttttttttttt, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeerrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyoooooonnnnneeeeeee! Stand up and throw your hands together foooo-
Utena: yeah, yeah, we know, we know. xP
Sir Cheetoh::rushes out expecting a humungous crowd: Yo, yo yo yo...! Mah homie dawgz what is up in the hizzhouse! Hey.. where'd everyone go? ;o; STOVY!
Stov/Announcer: Yes, milord?
Sir Cheetoh: ;.; where is everyone?
Stov::points to Utena and company: Pretty girls. Pretty boys. Pretty pretty.
Anthy: Pretty pretty?
Stov: Pretty pretty.
Juri: heeyy... :O Aren't you Stuv!
Stov: NO! I am Stov. Stuv's second cousin's wife's mother's aunt's caretaker's fiance's fourth cousin twice removed. :D
Utena: ... Oh.
Anthy: Wha?
Juri:D You're cute.
Touga: HE LOOKS JUST LIKE STUV!
Saionji::squeals and hugs Stov:
Stov: Aye, there's also Stiv, Stav, Stev, Stweev, Stwiv, Stwav, Stwuv, Sav, Sov, Suv, Siv, Sev, and Joe.
Utena: Are they his brothers?
Stov: No. :D Boyfriends.
Miki: I envy that player.
Nanami: Shizzle.
Sir Cheetoh: OH! MY RUBBER COW!
Rubber Cow: Daddy::runs towards Cheetoh:
Utena: ... daddy?
Sir Cheetoh: SONNY::runs towards Rubber Cow:
Anthy: ...sonny?
Saionji: OH! Like the restaurant!
Miki: No, you dimwit. :thwaps Saionji, then realizes he hit him with his stopwatch and his stopwatch breaks: ...:gasp:
Anthy: Oh my.
Miki::holds the stopwatch in his arms as it begins to storm, screaming up to the sky: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO::dramatic music:
Juri: ... but we're indoors... D:
Anthy::pulls out blue umbrella from vortex pocket: HAH! Take that, you silly little color-coder! You expected me to take out a PURPLE umbrella, didn't you! Or perhaps a red umbrella with green frills! Well NO SIRE! NOT ME!
Utena: oo; ... ANTHY!
Anthy: ...humph. :puts umbrella over her head as rain stops: .
Touga: WELL I guess we're all done here:D Can I go out with Stuv now?
Utena: Yeah, sure.
Nanami: NNNUUUU! BWAHHAHAH! YOU CANNOT!
Touga: oo; ...Why?
Nanami: BECAUSE, BROTHER! I...STABBED HIM::cackle:
Touga: I frown upon this. :frown: Nanami! You can't kill an NPC! Thats just not done!
Nanami: Uh-huh! Yes it is! It's done all the time!
Anthy: She has a point. :3
Utena: Well, we can go take him somewhere to get revived, right?
Saionji: Once an NPC is dead, it's dead. We're special. We're PLAYABLE.
Miki::sniffle: Well I for one- :screen fades out: ...don't...Why'd the screen turn off?
Utena: Oh. It must be trying to ask us to save.
Save Woman: Would you like to save your game?
Utena: Yeah, sure.
Save Woman: INSERT 50 CENTS TO SAVE YOUR GAME.
Utena: ..The heck? It never cost anything before!
Save Woman: We're low on money. Now! INSERT 50 CENTS TO SAVE YOUR GAME.
Utena: Fine, fine::inserts 50 cents:
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Slot 1-
Slot 2-
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TIME - I know a-
LOCATION - song that gets on-
CHARACTERS- everybody's nerves and-
DISC - this is how it goes-
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Whee! I'm finished for now. Sorry it took so long. With school, I haven't had much time to work on it. R/R my beloved fans!