Disclaimer: I used to own Mortal Kombat, but I was a victim of identity theft. Really. And if you believe that, there's a bridge I'd like to sell ya real cheap. I don't own The Matrix Revolutions either.
A/N: Wow, you actually liked this! This chapter will be on Sifu-Sub-Zero, Kenshi, and Sonya. Next chapter will feature Baraka for sure, and if I get anymore requests, a couple of those. On with the show!
-Sub-Zero-
Eleven-year-old Sub-Zero was sitting by the highway doing his favorite thing to do: freeze random people and cars.
"Heehee...this is fun! I could do this all day!" he said as he froze a short random American by the name of Hyler Tendrix. Suddenly "Hyler Tendrix" got hit by a car, but his mouth remained ice while his body thawed. Somehow his frozen mouth got stuck on the exhaust pipe. How, don't ask me. Why, because he's a brainless buffoon who I absolutely loathe.
"…How the heck did that happen?" wondered Sub-Zero, "That sure takes talent!"
"SUB-ZERO! There you are!" his mother said, as she walked toward her kori-gifted son.
"Ma? Wh, what're you doing here! I can explain everything!" he said as he scrambled to save his frozen butt.
"Well, there was a thirty car pileup down the road apparently caused by 'a magically appearing sheet of ice,'" she said, "but that's not why I'm here."
"Oh. Say, what're you carrying?"
"This is your little sister Frost. I need you to take care of her for me while I run errands."
"…Since when do I have a little sister?"
"DO NOT INVOKE THE POWERS OF THE MIGHTY PLOT HOLE, MY SON!" she exclaimed, and ran away from the highway.
"…Oooook. That was random. Oh, well," he said as he threw his sister into a passing SUV.
When Frost landed in the SUV (the driver had randomly opened his window), the sole thought that went through her mind was, " When my brother becomes grandmaster of the Lin Kuei, I'm gonna become his private student, go with him on some quest, steal his medallion, and die!"
Meanwhile, Sub-Zero was thinking, "Gee, when I become grandmaster of the Lin Kuei, will Frost become my private student, go with me on some quest, steal my medallion, and die? ...NAH!" He went back to making random sheets of ice and freezing random passerby. When he returned home, he found his mother had slipped on a patch of ice and was subsequently brain-damaged, running away to America.
-Kenshi-
"Mommy, can we go see Star Wars again, huh, can we, please?" said four-year-old Kenshi.
"…Kenshi, you've been to every screening the theater has had of Star Wars since it came out," his mother wearily replied.
"Awwwwwwwwww," groaned Kenshi, "but the LIGHTSABERS Mommy, the LIGHTSABERS!"
"NO! And that's FINAL!"
Kenshi started to cry. He wanted to see Darth Vader fight Obi-Wan Kenobi again. The lightsabers were just so cool!
"Stop crying Kenshi."
Kenshi continued to cry.
"I SAID STOP CRYING KENSHI!"
Kenshi cried even louder.
"DANGIT KENSHI! STOP CRYING OR I WILL MAKE YOU STOP CRYING!"
"Verbal abuse! And in public! Shocking!" said several random passersby.
As Kenshi stopped crying, he looked around, "OOOOOOH MOMMY LOOK! GLOWSTICKS!"
"No."
"Wh, what?"
"I said no. You are not getting ANOTHER glowstick."
Kenshi pouted. When he finally decided to speak to his mother again, he asked, "Mommy, can I play my new video game when we get home?"
"Yes. Yes you MAY. Just stop yelling about glowing swords."
"OK!"
When they reached home, Kenshi ran to where the TV was. Taking a disc off the shelf above the TV, he inserted it into his PlayStation. Within minutes he Tekken 3 had been set up. He selected Arcade mode, and picked Yoshimitsu.
"GLOWSTICK!"
"Not again…" his mother groaned, and ran out of the house, never to be seen again.
A few minutes later, Kenshi said, "Mommy, I'm finished playing video games, can I have a snack? …Mommy? Where are you?" Suddenly he saw a red piece of cloth (courtesy of the randomly placed red pieces of cloth company). "Oooo, I look like Neo in Matrix Revolutions with this on! I think I'll go kill some people with my glowstick, be convinced to steal a great sword that houses the souls of my ancestors, watch them be consumed by some weird sorcerer, become blind, and fight more people. But would that be smart? Would it do me any good? No and no. What the heck, I'll do it anyway!"
-Sonya-
"Daniel! Let's play army!" ten-year-old Sonya Blade shouted to her twin brother.
"Ok, but I wanna be general this time! You can be Lieutenant! Lieutenant Sonya Blade!" replied her brother.
"Lieutenant Sonya Blade? Bu, but I wanna be General Sonya Blade!"
"You're always the general! I wanna be general sometime too!"
Suddenly Kano walked past and upon seeing Sonya, pushed her and her brother down. "HAHA!" was his only remark. Daniel, who had a sharp twig in his hand, started hitting Kano with it.
"TAKE THAT YOU UGLY JERK!" he cried.
"OW, OWWW!" Kano yelled as he ran to his mother.
"HONEY! YOU NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL!" she said.
"NO! NO HOSPITAL! NO SHOTS!"
"You won't get a shot honey, you need to get treated immediately!"
"…Promise I won't get a shot?"
"Yes."
With that they went to the hospital. A few minutes after they had gone, the twins' mother came home.
"Sonya, Daniel, help me with the groceries please. And Daniel, put down that stick before you poke someone's eye out with it!" she said calmly.
The next day Kano came back.
"Kano? How did you get out of the hospital so soon?" asked Daniel. Kano calmly fried him with his brand spankin' new infrared laser eye. As Daniel's skeleton crumbled, Kano's mother saw what had happened, went outside, and spanked Kano.
"Bad boy! Naughty naughty boy! Play NICE with your friends!" she said as she spanked her murderous son.
"Yes Mama."
When Kano's mother had gone with Kano to the doctor for a checkup on his eye, Sonya went inside to her mother. She was very surprised to see her mom smoking an "imported cigarette." Sonya figured that the best time to tell her mother would be when she was high, so she proceeded to tell her what happened.
"That's nice dear. Where's your brother? Go play with your brother. Wheeeeee!" Mrs. Blade responded as she went out to jump around while high.
"…Mom, where did you get that bo"
"IMPORTED CIGARETTE!" her mother interrupted.
"…sorry, imported cigarette from?"
"Oh, that nice boy across the street gave a lot of them to me, what's his name, Katy, Cato, Carl…George…"
"Kano."
"Yeah, that's right, Kano! Wheeeeeeeeeeee…" she said as she continued to trip out.
"BY THE BO…"
"IMPORTED CIGARETTES!
"Sorry, BY THE IMPORTED CIGARETTES OF MY MOTHER, I WILL HAVE REVENGE ON KANO!" Sonya cried into the night.
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A/N: Well, so much for that PG rating, huh? I just liked the idea of Sonya having another reason for being after Kano too much to let it drop. I hope you liked this chapter. Personally I thought that the end of Kenshi's segment was a little lame, but it was the best I could think of. This fic has had the fastest increase of reviews for me as of today! Read and Review!