Well, I didn't get five reviews. But you know what? I DON'T CARE! I'm going to write this anyway, so HAH. Or Mwahaha if you're evil. Or Tehehehe if you're fan-girlish. Whatever you like.
To Ryushi: I'm so lazy, it's taken me like, ten-years to get this up. sweatdrops
To Erica: I like scaring people. Alot. Ask the kids in my neighborhood, the'll tell you so. Mwahahahah.
And now, I'll get to the story! Chapter two of my first series, Chronicles of the Insane.
"Blah blah"-talking
'Blah blah'-thoughts
"Itai….My head..." Sakura said, rubbing a large bump on her forehead. She and her sister had fallen in a large forest, and she was now waiting for someone to take her to the nearest town. Rika was sleeping, the poor thing. She hit a tree branch when she fell down, and had some nice bruises on her. Other than that they were both fine.
"Hellooooo? Is anyone there? We need to get to orientation!" Just then, a girl came out from the bushes. She had short dirty blond hair that was put into a ponytail. Her glasses were wavy on the sides, like Vash's from Trigun. She had on a blue tank top, and some bike short. Her blue tennis shoes matched her shirt, and a brown belt with small balls could be seen.
"Hi! Are you new here?"
"Aye, my name's Sakura and we need to get to orientation."
"We?" just when the girl said that, Rika slurred in her sleep.
"…flying furrbies from mars..." Both girls stared at her.
"Well, that's Rika for you! By the way, I never got your name!"
"It's Katie."
"Well, nice to meet you Katie!"
"Nice to meet you to! Hey! Do you want to see my bishies!" Sakura could tell that the girl was excited.
"Ok."
"All right! Inu-san, Jing-san, Miroku-san, Dou-san! Come on out guys!" as soon as it was said, four boys came out of the balls…all landing on Rika.
"SEND OUT THE LIFE RAFTS WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!" She stopped and looked at the bishies, then at Sakura, then at Katie, and then back at the bishies. "….OMG! INU-SAMA!" She glomped on to the dog hanyou, and didn't let go.
"Hey! He's mine!" Katie yelled. They continued this for a few minutes, until they called a truce. They began to walk north.
Katie said that the nearest city was a day away, and that she would be more than happy for them to come along, as long as Rika didn't pull any more stunts. Inuyasha wasn't very happy about this, and made his opinion a lot in his incoherent mumblings. "Why, Inuyasha! I didn't know you could do that with chopsticks!" Sakura said in mock disbelief.
"What? What did he say?" Sakura whispered into Katie's ear when Inuyasha wasn't looking.
"….Inuyasha?"
"Ya, what do you want wench?"
"SIT BOY!"...A very large pothole will forever remain in that forest. They continued their walk in peace after that. Duo was mad at the fact that Sakura had longer hair than him, Kir and Miroku made hit's on Sakura and Rika, Rika said yes to bearing Miroku's child, Rika and Miroku were bashed/slapped repeatedly, all the while Jing was on the floor laughing his head off. "It's getting late, we should set up camp." Katie said, looking at the sunset that was appearing over some hills.
"That sounds like a good idea. Where do you want to set up?"
"Danm! This is royally messed up!" A figure sat in a dark room. The only light was from a computer, and it made the person seem very evil, with the light reflecting of their glasses and such.
"Hey? Are you ok? You've been in there awhile…" a small, almost feminine male voice was heard on the other side of a door.
"Yes, I'm ok Toboe. Unfortunately, Bishie-World is not." A small boy came through the door, turning on the lights.
"It's not good to be on a computer without lights on." Toboe said to the figure in the room.
"Yes mother. I'll be sure to remember that." The figure said who, now with the light on, could be identified as a young woman, about the age of twenty, who had a striking resemblance to Cher from Wolf's Rain. Toboe pouted.
"You don't have to be so mean Noir." Just then, a little figure ran into Noir's arms.
"Tsu-Chan…Your dad will kill you if He finds you in here…" The little wolf looked up at her, with his big, cute Chibi eyes.
"…OH DARN! I CAN'T RESIST THE KAIWAI (8)-NESS!" Noir began to hug the Chibi very tightly, while the Chibi-Tsume snuggled close to her.
"Tsu-Chan? Tsu-Chan, where are you?"
"DADDY!" The little Chibi ran out of Noir's arms and into the grasp of a Kiba.
"Come on Tsu-Chan, it's time for a bath." Kiba said to the little soon-to-be-leather-clad Wolf.
"NOOOOO!" Kiba took him in his arms, and carried him to another room. Noir looked past the door, to where the Wolves went.
"Noir, do you think his parents are out there?" The brown wolf looked to the blond woman. "Noir, do you?" She stood up, and went to the Bishounen.
"Toboe…Lately, I've been asking myself the same question. And I've been coming up with same answer…I don't know." The brown wolf glared at the woman.
"You've been here all week, and you haven't found anything?"
"Oh come on! You want to try?"
"….No."
"Then stop complaining!" Noir sat down next to the Bishounen.
"Look, I'm sorry Toboe. I've been working very hard on this case, and I still don't have a lead. I'm sorry I yelled at you."
"It's Ok Noir. I know you're trying hard to find Tsume's, and all the other Chibis' parents." He took Noir's hand, and gave it a reassuring squeeze.
"I believe in you, so don't give up."
"Thanks Toboe." She got up, and went back to her desk.
'I just wish that I could believe in myself…'
"OHHHHH, GIVE ME A HOME, WERE THEY SERVE FOOD, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH FOOD!" This is what everything in the forest heard. Rika's horrible rendition of Home on the Range could make even the worst singers cringe.
"Err, RIKA YOU'D BETTER STOP THAT!" Katie yelled. She knew everyone was hungry, but she didn't know how to cook. Besides, her supply of junk food had run out, and no one knew how to cook, right?
"If you stop that screeching you call music, I'll make you some food, Nee-Chan." Sakura said, idly going through some pantries. Rika stopped and looked over to her sibling. Duo, Inuyasha, Jing and Miroku gave Sakura looks of thanks.
"What are you going to make?" Rika said, looking over her sister's shoulder.
"Fate shall decide!" She said, taking out a package of Raman noodles from her bag.
"I LOVE YOU!" Rika and Inu-san said at the same time. Jing began to go through Rika's bag, and found something very interesting.
"Hey, what's 'gravitation'? And why is it rated R?" Faster then you could say, 'give it back', Rika had the Manga in her hands, and petting it like a kitten.
"MINE! NOT YOURS KING OF BANDITS! MINE!" She began to hiss at everyone who went near her bag.
"….Is she always this crazy?" Katie said, looking at the girl who was taking a ferret out of a bag. Sakura looked back from her cooking.
"You brought Sepheroth? I guess you brought Irvine and Selphie as well…"
"What? I couldn't leave them! Besides, they're Soooooo cute!" Rika said while cuddling three ferrets.
"DINNER TIME!" Sakura said, holding out a steaming plate of beef Raman.
"FOOD!" Everyone ran for the portable kitchen, while Sakura ran out of the way. After all of them were fed, Katie got out the sleeping bag, and everyone slept…Ok, they had to knock Rika out with a bat, but other than that, they all slept…
The next day, Sakura and Rika said their good-byes to Katie and co. She said that if they meet again, she wanted a battle. Both girls said that if so, they would totally beat her.
"So, I guess this means good-bye…" Sakura said, not wanting to say anything else. She was never good at saying good-byes…
"It seems so…Well, Fate shall decide!" She said walking down the busy street. She never looked back.
"Come on Onee-san! Let's go become trainers!" Rika said while running into a building that had the words 'Orientation' on it in big, red letters. Sakura sweat dropped. When they got in, there was one other person waiting for orientation. She had dirty blond hair, light brown to waist. Her hazel eyes were framed by glasses, had a certain tinge to it. Sakura could tell that they would change to green. She wore a light green shirt and jeans. She was about 5'4, and skinny.
"Hi! My name's Rika and this is my sister, Sakura!" Rika said her voice a little too cheery and happy.
"Hi, I'm Shay. Nice to meet you." The girl, Shay, said to the sisters.
"So, you got the link too?" Rika said, sitting down next to her.
"Ya, I was checking my e-mail, and all of the sudden, I was in a forest. Then, Ashitaka came and took me of to this town! I didn't even get to say thanks…" Sakura could tell that she really liked the cursed prince.
"You like Princess Mananoke?"
"Yah, not like really obsessed, but I think Ashitaka is cute…"
Just then, a Chibi Tsume came running through the doors with a towel and rubber ducky. He was chased after by a Kiba.
"I'M NOT GONNA TAKE A BATH!"
"TSUME GET BACK HERE!" The three girls watched as the two ran around the room. Even the lady at the desk stared at the sight. A woman who looked like Cher came through the door.
"Are you guys New-" She stopped in mid-sentence. The little wolf was trying to claw his way up to her. Kiba had given up on chasing him, and had settled for watching Noir deal with the little fur ball.
"….I hate you Kiba. You know I do."
"Yes, I know. Now give me the pup before he cuts your skin." Noir looked down at the Chibi. He really didn't want a bath.
"Please? I'll give you a toy."
"OK!" The little wolf unattached himself from Noir. He walked over to Kiba, and the white wolf picked him up to resume his bath. Noir looked at the three girls. They looked like they were going to explode with laughter.
"Ok, now that that is over, I would like to take you three to get your Bish-balls and such."
"SHUGOI! Lead the way, Mon Capitan!"…I'm going to let you guess whom that was from. As they walked trough the hallways, Shay could only think one thought.
'This place looks like my old school…" In all sense, it did look like a school. There were lockers all on the sides, and doors that said this like, 'Biology Lab', and 'Training Room'. When they got to a door that said, 'Newbies Room', Noir opened it to reveal a classroom with about twenty desks, a large teacher's desk, an overhead, TV Screen, and some strange machines. Sakura, Rika, and Shay sat down in the first row.
"Now, my name is Professor Noir. You all got an e-mail containing the link, right?" They nodded.
"So, do any of you know what Bishonen are?" All girls nodded.
"Good, so you know that they are cute boys. Moreover, Bishojo are cute girls."
"Well, by clicking on that link you entered a world where you live side-by-side with them. They can be from books, anime, games, movies, and TV shows. There have also been rumors that rare music bishie's can be caught, but it's only a rumor."
"What do you mean music?" Sakura asked.
'Maybe I couldmeetDie from Dir en Grey!' She thought to herself.
"Well, when Bishie-world was first created, which was about five years ago, Anime wasn't as big as it is now. Most of the Bishonen and Bishojo were from games, movies, some books, and music. Some examples are Lance Bass and Nick Lacey. About one year after the creation, rabid fan-girls went out of the Boy Band craze. Therefore, in Bishie World, the music Bishonen began to die out. Lately, though, some trainers have reported seeing J-rock and J-pop artists. It's a known fact that celebrities can't came to this world, so the only explanation is that they are a kids playing pranks, or real Bishonen. They are both likely, but we haven't had anyone show up with Utada Hikaru, so we aren't sure." The girls giggled at the Professor's explanation, but nodded yes.
"Ok, now for the rules. One : Do NOT go looking for Bishonen cities. They are where bishies live, and Humans and Bishies made a pact on that. If you are caught in one, you are under the Bishies mercy, and we will not come to help no matter what."
The girls nodded.
"Two : You are NOT allowed to catch a Chibi."
"Umm, what's a Chibi?"Shay asked.
"Well, Bishonen are different than us. Instead of growing year by year, they evolve, like Pokemon. The first is 'Chibi', then 'San', and the most powerful is 'Sama'. You are not allowed to capture a Chibi unless you are given consent from their parents. Capturing a Chibi is like kidnapping a kid." All the girls nodded very hard.
"Also like Pokemon, you capture bishies with Bish-balls. You simply throw them at the Bishie you want to catch, and BAM! It's yours! If you want to release a Bishie, simply take the Bishie out, and smash the ball. All ties with you Bishonen would be lost, and they would be free to go. Do NOT smash all of your Bish-balls unless you want to go home at that exact moment. Also, you might want to think of who you want to catch. Some trainers... Well... Get together with one of their Bishies…" Noir blushed at that comment, and so did the girls.
"Rule number three : Do NOT, and I repeat, do NOT leave your Bishonen alone more that three miles away. If you have to, only leave them for short periods. As you will see shortly, you and your bishies are bonded by blood. If you can't reach them, and they can't reach you, they will go mad and die after forty-eight hours. Is that clear?" The three nodded so hard they felt as if their heads were going to fall off.
"Good. Now, you may capture and trade bishies as much as you want. We will give you your first twenty Bish-balls, but you'll have to go to a shop to make some. The belts you're getting will adjust to hold sixty balls at once. You will have to get another belt or something if you want to hold more. Oh! Before I forget, here are you Dexes." She held out what looked to be an egg with wings.
"Have any of you seen Chobits?" Sakura nodded.
"Well, then you know that they are computers. You girls are lucky, you're the first to get these! All you do is use the instruction manual it comes with and then the egg pops out with a Barbie size doll. You make it hair, clothes, and other stuff, and then it becomes you personal computers!
"It's a phone and an encyclopedia in one.
It tells you general information about any Bishonen or Bishojo THAT IS KNOWN, and you can contact other trainers on them. Awesome, huh? Well, line up so you can get the balls and Dexes." The girls ran up. Sakura was first, then Shay, and last was Rika. Sakura went up and Noir pulled out a large needle. She took a bit of blood from her arm, and then put it into a large machine. After some long rumbling, a belt with twenty little bish-balls came out. Another second later, and an egg came out as well. Sakura picked up the belt, and a feeling of happiness rushed over her.
'It feels so right. I wonder..." Sakura put on the belt. She felt as if it belonged there. After Shay and Rika were done, Professor Noir looked at the three girls.
'How I remember my orientation...'
"Well girls, congratulations, you're officially trainers. Go out there and fulfill your dreams. Good luck!" With that, Sakura, Rika, and Shay ran out the doors and into the street.
"Bishie World, watch out! We're coming, and there's no stopping us!"
In the next chapter, they gang meets up with some interesting people, and Sakura catches her fist Bishonen! Hurray! Let's have a party! Also, Kenshin makes his first appearance!...This won't end well. WILL Sakura get a cool Bishonen? WILL Shay get a bigger part? WILL the Authoress stop being a Baka?.. I can answer that one...
Well, that was nice. I'm so tired right now. I'm gonna go to bed, nighty...
Sano: Please Review. yawn