To the readers of this pathetic excuse of a fic….. I AM SOOOO SORRY THAT I HAVE'NT UPDATED! My mom constantly has to read, which is fine by me, but she always try's to back-seat write. It's freaking annoying…. Also, I'm sorry that I have my Japanese spelt wrong. I really have to learn spelling, so bare with me. I would also like to point out that I am still a novice writer. I have to work on my things and such, so don't get mad at me for things like grammar or plot sense. I'm still not sure how to write my fics, let alone correct them. Oh well, maybe someone would like to my editor? (Hint)

Nobody really reviews, so why bother?

SSF: Wow, people really do like my story!
Sano: You're just delusional.
SSF: BAKA!
Sano: KITSUNE! A boy with spiky black hair and a black long trench coat walks in.
Kenshin: Umm, am I in the wrong place?
Sano: ...What's with the pretty-boy?
SSF: Ken-Chan! glomp
Kenshin: spirally eyes
Sano: Err, well, don't sue Sakura Silver Fox, 'cause you won't get much, and she hasn't done anything wrong (YET!).

!WARNING!

I forgot to say it in the first and second chapter, so here it goes. In this story, there will be a Yaoi pairing. In other words, a boy and a boy will be a couple...If you want it strait out, gays, all right? If you don't it like, you can go read some stupid Kurama X Botan story...Oh, and don't think I'll tell you the pairing either! .

In the middle of a forest...

"Sooooo, are we lost?"
"No."
"Now are we?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"RIKA SHUT UP BEFOR I MAKE YOU SHUT UP!"
"…..Now?"
"ERRRRR! I'm going to kill you!" Well, there you go. This is what happens when three girls get lost-
"WE ARE NOT LOST NARATIVE PERSON, WE'ER, um, STRANDED!" Oops, my bad. Well, get 'stranded' in a forest. You see, the problem was that Sakura, Shay, and Rika couldn't figure out how to make the Dexes. That caused the problem of not having a map, which caused the problem of not having a clue were they were walking, which caused the problem of not knowing which territory they were in...These girls are just full of problems, aren't they?

"Ok, there has to be something we can do…" Sakura said, while sitting down on a large root that was above the ground.
"How about eat, I'm starving…" Rika said, looking at her stomach.
"Ok, but I get to choose!" Shay said.
"Alright, what do you want?" Sakura said while taking things out of her backpack.
"Well, what do you have?" While Sakura and Shay discussed what they wanted to eat, Rika looked over the egg that was to be her Dex. It didn't make sense to her. There was supposed to be a switch, button, instruction manual-…..The instruction manual…Why hadn't she thought of it before? She rummaged through her bag to find the pamphlet while balancing the egg on her head. When she found the manual, she opened it to the first page.

'Welcome to the first steps of making your Dex! First, you will have to pick up your egg, and pull its wings out.' Rika did as it said, and the egg's outer shell came apart to reveal a small machine, doll, and a game boy thingy.
'Next, pick up the doll. There will be a small cord coming out of its head. Plug the cord into the game-boy thingy.' Rika did as it said, and the little screen on the machine turned on.
'Well, least it knows what it talking about.' Rika snickered at the manual for calling it a 'Game-boy thingy'.
'Welcome to the AI system. This will help you to customize your Dex! First, would you like it to be male or female?' Rika said female, and the screen beeped.
'Next, do you want it to have a normal build, or a custom body?' Rika thought for a little, and then pressed the custom body. It beeped again.
'Please choose a body type.' It then showed a few different body types. Rika thought for a little, and then decided that she would make it a Chibi, kind of like a little kid.
'Would you like your Dex to be bishie like, or human?' Rika chose bishounen.
'Anime, Book, Game, or live-action?' Rika pressed Anime.
'What genre?' She wrote in Samurai.
'Congratulations! Your Dex is almost complete! Please plug in your doll to the machine. It will take a few minutes to load everything in, so why don't you start making her clothes?' Rika did as it said, and the machine began to rumble. She decided to wait for making clothes.
'Maybe the next town will have a doll shop or something...' Her thoughts were interrupted when Sakura came over.
She looked at the machine, then at Rika, then back to the machine.

"…..You figured out how to make the thing work, didn't you?" Sakura said, a sweatdrop appearing over her head.
" I can help you and Shay make it later. Before we do, let's eat!" Rika said while rubbing her tummy. Sakura smiled at her sister's antics, and then looked over to Shay. And what she saw would make the even theauthoress scream. Coming out of her stew was a giant blob of fat, with eyes and a mouth full of sharp-pointy-teeth. Shay was standing a few feet away, holding a frying pan, waiting for the glob of radioactive food to come her way.
"HOLY &#! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!" Sakura yelled to Shay.
"I tried to make the stew taste better by putting in some mushrooms! But I can't cook!"

"No, really? I would have never guessed from the big glob monster!" Sakura said, with pure annoyance-and fear- in her voice.
Just as they thought that it was the end, a large gunshot was heard, and a black and red blur came and picked Shay up and away from the miss-concoction of beef-stew. The glob monster roared with anger, and then slimed its way over to Sakura. Sakura grabbed a kitchen knife and pounced onto the glob. She began slicing it, until she realized that her feet were sinking into the glob, and that her weapon had no effect on it. She looked to Rika as if she were a deer in headlights, and began to scream.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH-…" Her scream was cut off by a pair of demon hands. She was pulled out of the culinary disaster and put next to Shay, who was about twenty-feet away. (A/N: Hey, that rhymed!) They both looked at the campsite. An Alucard, Knives, Legato, Inuyasha, and Sesshomaru were fighting the blob of fat; witch was now ten feet tall. Inuyasha pulled out his Tetsaiga and sliced the monster, causing it to bellow out in pain, while Alucard shot one of his holy bullets through it. The monster seemed to dissolve into little firefly, which Sakura assumed to be Pyre-Fly, from the Final Fantasy video game series. When the battle ended, a young girl stepped out of the trees. She had brown hair that stopped a centimeter below her ears. Blonde streaks and red highlights when the sun hit it were noticeable too. The girl had, strangely enough, one emerald green eye, and one sapphire blue eye. She wore a black shirt that stopped below her chest with the words, "and what are YOU looking at?" on it. She was wearing badge short-shorts that were an inch below her below her belly button. Her shoes were blue and white sneakers. As she approached the Bishounen, she started to speak.

"You guys are getting rusty…." She said.
"Wadoya' know, we get a compliment from the queen…" Knives said under his breath.
"I heard that Knives…" She said in a monotone voice. It was just then that she noticed the three girls standing five feet away from her. The girl raised an eye-brow.
"...And you are...?"
"Oh," Sakura said, a bit startled. "I'm Sakura, this is Rika, and this is Shay."
"Hi! I'm Rika! Nice to meet-...AHHH! It's the pancake man! Sakura, he's gonna take our forks!" Rika said, as she began to run around in circles. Legato raised an eyebrow at this. Shay continued to talk to Sakura, unfazed by the rabid fangirl.
"...Your Newbies, aren't you?" Kai asked while her face never changed. Sakura started to laugh nervously and scratch her head.
"Hai, we've only been here for about three days, and we just became trainers a couple oh hours ago." Sakura said.
"Hmm my name's Kai. My guess is that you haven't figured out how to use your Dex yet."
"OH!-That reminds me!" Rika said as she ran to the root were she was sitting. She picked up the game-boy and looked at it. It read:

"Congratulations! Your new Dex is complete! Please take it out of the machine. It will tell you things when asked, but if you want a picture or map, you must plug it into the Game boy. Have fun!"
"YAHOO! IT'S DONE!" Well, that's our signal. It seems as though our secondary hero-
"WADDYA MEAN 'SECONDARY'!" fine. Our 'Hero' has gotten her own Dex.
"Rika, who were you talking too?" Kai said. Rika and Sakura stared at her, and then shrugged their shoulders.
"We've been raised on sugar, video games and Anime and our main caretaker was our Japanese-Obsessed mom. Things like talking to a narrative person happen." Sakura explained.
"Well, that makes sense..." Shay thought to herself. And it does. Well, the Authoress thinks it does, and that's all that counts. Sorry, unless you review or are one of the Authoresses friends, you don't get a say in it. Hey, even I don't get a say in it. Anyway-...What are you guys doing?

"Who, us? We were listen to you talk. We didn't know we had an Authoress. What's her name?" Err, you guy's aren't supposed to listen to me! If SSF finds out about this...
(A/N: HEY! What the heck are you guys doing! You're supposed to be acting out the story, not having a conversation with the Narrator!)
"Whoa, you're the Authoress? Aren't you that girl who works at Sun-Coast?"
(A/N: NO, I'M NOT! Now, if you guys don't start the story, I'm going to hire new actors!)
"NO! We'll be good, we promise!"
(A/N: All right, that's what I wanted to here. And you! Why aren't you doing you job!)
Oops! I'm so sorry SSF-Sama! I'll start right now! Um, after that little 'incident', Sakura, Rika and Shay found out that they were in the Rurouni Kenshin Territory. To their east was Gundum country, and south of that was the town that they had started from. Shay and Rika decided to go that way, since Rika loved Gundum Wing, and Shay wanted to see if she could catch that Ashitaka that had helped her. Rika and Shay were soon on their way (A/N: Hey! That rhymed!) Sakura stared midday sky. It was a really nice day. She had decided to stay with Kai. Something about her seemed off, and Sakura felt like she should fix it.

"Hey, Cherry! If your gonna stay, make yourself useful and go get some firewood!" On second thought, maybe should have gone with her sister. Sakura left Kai's group and went deeper into the forest to look for wood. As she looked, she could feel all the life around her. Everything was green and wet, and even though it was hard to find dry wood, it was worth it.

When she got back to camp, Kai had already set up tents and bathrooms, a kitchen, and was ready for a fire. She had out a lighter and some paper to get it started. Legato was eating some donuts, which Knives looked about ready to take. Inuyasha was sleeping in a tree; Sesshomaru was examining his sword, and Alucard was polishing his Gun. All in all, Sakura thought it was rather peaceful. What bothered her was the fact that Kai was sort of mean to her, and she wouldn't open up, no matter how hard Sakura tried. She began to think that maybe she was just shy, and needed some time to open up. Sakura then decided that she would go exploring, because she really just wanted to be alone. She loved the fact that she was in a world where she can meet every Anime character she'd ever seen, but she just had an urge to go run through that forest. She dropped the wood near Kai's lighter, and ran off to be with Nature.

'Wow, it's only been one day of becoming a trainer, and I've already made a bunch of friends, fought a monster, and met a bunch of anime characters!' Sakura thought to herself. She looked at the surrounding forest. It was so beautiful; like a storybook. The flowers were all blooming, and the earth was soft and moist. The birds sang an ancient song, only understood by their kind. The air was fresh and new, and the distant smell of water was around. Sakura walked into a clearing, and saw a lone tree, which was probably as old as the earth it lay in. A gorgeous cherry tree in full bloom was centered in the middle of a large lake. Small stepping-stones were placed leading up to the tree, along with a large Japanese-style bridge for easier access. Lovely Japanese lanterns decorated the bridge, for they were hung on wires, giving a festival like atmosphere. The blossoms in the tree were slowly falling down, causing the water to ripple with each land.

"So, my name sake is that beautiful..." Sakura began to step on the rocks, making her way to the tree. When she got there, and slight breeze came up, making the petals swirl around her. She sat down under the tree, silently thanking it for providing shade from the sun.
'I wonder how many people have sat in this spot...' As she pondered that thought, her eyes fell unknowing closed her eyes. She began to hum absentmindedly. A single verse slipped past her lips-
"Sakura sae kaze no naka de yurete, yagate, hana wo sakasuyo..." Then she began to sleep.

"Darn it! Where the heck is that Onna!" Inuyasha screamed into the forest.
"Osowari..." A huge 'BAM!' was heard, following a large amount of cursing from the Hanyou.
"If I were Sakura, were would I go..." Kai pondered. Suddenly Legato appeared in front of them.
"Lady Kai, It seems I have found Miss Sakura. This way, if you please..." Legato began to walk ahead.
"Every time I see that guy, he manages to freak me out..." Alucard said to no one in particular.
"You'll just have to get used to it, Alucard. Come on, we have to find the Newbie." She ran to catch up with Legato, who was a good 10 meters away. Alucard smirked at his master's comment, and strode behind them.
Sakura was sleeping peacefully, until a rustle of leaves woke her up. She stood, and began to look around to see what caused the noise. She immediately saw a foot stepping into a bush, trying to get away. Sakura grabbed a ball from her belt, and ran over the bridge. As soon as she got close enough, she threw the ball at the bush. Sakura ran over to see if she caught anything. She found her ball lying on the ground, not moving.

"Maybe I didn't get him…. Well, nothing to lose…" She opened the ball, checking to see if anything was in there. What came out made her heart skip a beat….

"Ok…Where is she?" Kai said, looking over the clearing. She saw a lake, a cherry tree, and the surrounding forest. No where did she see Sakura…Excluding the tree.
"I do not understand. She was sleeping right there…" Legato said aloud.
"Maybe you're losing your touch, Mr. Pancakes…" Inuyasha said to the Gun-Ho-Gun's Leader. Legato just stared at him.
"Eep!" Inuyasha hid behind Kai, who was still looking for Sakura.
"Maybe she can find her way to camp..." Kai thought out loud. Just then, she heard a large yell, and ran as fast as she could to the source. Something was causing her to want to protect that little girl, and damn it, she really hated that something.

About five minutes earlier...

There Sakura was standing face to face with the most amazing person she had ever seen. Ever since her mother had bought the subtitled Rurouni Kenshin from a China-Town shop in New York, she had always loved Him. She loved how he always fought for his friends, and for what was right. She loved his carefree attitude, his spiky hair, and his beautiful smile. She always admired him. Now, she was standing right in front of him. Not only that, but he was hers now! Just then, Sakura winced and looked down. Saying that He was hers, it just sounded evil. Nobody should be treated like property. Saying things like that would make her no better than the slave owners of long ago. At that moment, Sakura promised herself that no matter what, she would never, ever talk that way to anyone, Bishie or not. He was a living thing. They all were. And right now, she could only stare at Sanosuke Sagara; formally know as Zanza, the fighter for higher. (A/N: Not to mention the hottest guy on RK!)
"...Who the hell are you?" Sanosuke said to the now blushing girl.
"Wha! Oh! I'm Sakura. I'm ah...Your trainer?" She said while looking very sheepish. He stared at her for a little bit.
"My God...It can't be... I'm stuck with a baka fangirl..." An anger-vein appeared on Sakura's head.
"Nani sore tori-atama!" She said while rolling up her right sleeve.
"Who are calling a roo-OW! Why the hell did ya do that for!"
"You called me a fangirl! I am NOT a fan girl!"
"You called yourself Sakura!"
"I'm Japanese, smart one! It's my name!"
"...…..." Sano stared at her. This girl had long black hair in a braid. Her eyes were Caribbean blue when her first saw her, and now they looked stormy grey. Her face was soft and pretty, even though she was yelling. She had a slim body, but her shorts revealed that she had very strong looking legs. He then saw a sword strapped to her waist with a black belt to keep it there. Both obviously weren't needed (He said that because he felt her rather hard punch). Other than her hair, he couldn't see how she was Japanese.

'Maybe she was just born there or something...' Sano was jerked out of his thoughts when yet another hand came upon him.
"ITAI! What is it with everyone hitting me today!" He then began to turn his head back to the offending person. (A/N: It's Kai, ok? I really don't feel like typing what she looks like, and hope you're paying attention to this chapter...)
"Sakura, why is the rooster head with you?"
"Who are you calling a rooster head!" Kai just raised an eyebrow.
"...You didn't catch him, did you?"
"Umm...Do I have to answer that?" Sakura said timidly. Kai just slapped her forehead.
"GREAT! Now I have another Japanese mouth to feed!" Kai began to storm off, muttering things about killing them both, and using the insurance money to buy some ear plugs for Knives' snoring.
"...We aren't going to have to travel with her, are we?" Sakura shook her head at Sano and began to make her way back to the camp.

When they got to the town of Kohan, Sakura was dead-beat tired. The first thing she did was collapse onto the soft, fluffy, nice bed. Kai then entered the room, along with Knives.
"Sakura, I was wondering... Would you like to go shopping with me? I mean, I was a jerk to you an' all, so you don't want to-..."
"I would love to go with you, Kai!" Sakura cut her off before she could beet herself up anymore. Kai's face brightened considerably.
"Thanks. Do you want to go now?"

"Sure, just let me tell Sano."

Sakura jumped off the bed and went into the other the hotel room. They had only needed too, since Kai and Rika were sharing one, and the other was for the boys. Sano was the only one who had refused to sleep in a ball, while Kai's bishies hadn't really cared how they did it, just as long as they could sleep. Sano was now watching Inuyasha and Sesshomaru duke it out on Mortal Combat III. Legato was snoozing on the bed in a pair of sweat-pants...and nothing else. His face was so peaceful and soft Sakura couldn't help but yelling,

"KAWAI!" Kai came into the room as well, and did the same as Sakura.

"KAWAI!" Little Shoujo bubbles appeared around him, and both girls had hearts in their eyes. Legato began to stir, but the girls couldn't stop crooning over the blue-haired bishie.
"...Not a fan-girl, huh?"
"CRIB ID!" Sakura yelled at Sano.
"What the hell does 'Crib Id' mean?" Kai asked the Japanese Onna.
"It's Albehc for 'Shut Up'." Sakura explained. Just then, a small ringing was heard, and Sakura rushed to the counter. A small doll, no bigger than your hand, with long violet hair and a big lilac eyes was beeping. She wore a bright green Kimono with light green leaves. She was connected by some wires to a game boy looking thingy. Sakura pressed a button, and the screen went from a black to a small picture of Rika, looking into the room.

"Wow, sis! You really got a good room."

"Hey Rika. Why'd you call?"

"Just wanted to check up on you, see how your doing."
"Hmm...Well, if you catch any Bishounen, call me, K?"

"Yup, I will. You and Sano have fun now! And behave!" Sakura could have sworn little Fox ears and a tail sprung from her sister. She quickly pressed the off button and looked toward Sanosuke. Luckily, he was busy watching the two dog-demons to worry. However, that soon changed.
"HAH! I beat you! Pay up, Koi!" Inuyasha yelled, jabbing his hand out to Sesshomaru.
"You Cheated!" The later said.
"Oh Yah!" Inuyasha moved closer to him.
"Yes!" Sesshomaru inched his face closer.
"You wanna make somtin' outta it!" Inuyasha moved his head dangerously close.
"Maybe I do!"

Both their lips came crashing down upon each other, causing a passionate, bruising kiss. Sakura's eyes were wide with horror, Kai's burning with anger, Legato's filled with sleepy-ness, and Sano's was closed while he tilted his head back, trying to get the blood to stop flowing from his nose. Knives was in the other room, since he had already guessed that the two would do that. When they had finished their kiss, the two Inu's realized they had an audience.

"Oops...Maybe we shoulda' waited on that..."
"That...Was... Disturbing..." Sano said to no-one in particular, while wiping his nose.
"You guys are brothers!" Sakura yelled.
"I mean, I'm sure you love each other, but its incest!" As soon as she said that, Kai was on the floor laughing. Then came Inuyasha, Legato, Sesshomaru, and Knives. Alucard would have been too, if it weren't for the fact that he was a vampire, and could only come out after sunset.
"What's so funny?" Sano asked. Kai calmed down a bit to answer his question.
"Inuyasha and Sesshomaru aren't real brothers. There is no way they could have been in the first place." Sakura realized what she meant. For a Bishie to be born, he'd have to have one parent that was the same as him. Even though Sesshomaru and Inuyasha were half brothers in the series, they couldn't be in Bishie-World.

"Oh...Oops."
"S'ok. Not everyone can handle two gay dogs." Said dog-demons sent her a death glare.
"Well, most of the people I knew in the real world were gay, so I'm used to it. Besides, I like yaoi." Sakura said. Sano looked at her strangely, and then went back to watching the Inu's duke it out.
"So, do you want to get going?"
"Yah just let me get my wallet!" Sakura said while running into the other room.

Sakura loved three things about this world. One: all the bishies, two: Freedom of going wherever you wanted to, and Three: More shops than you could ever buy from.
"WOW! That was fun! Don't you think this'll make a cool top?" Sakura asked Kai, holding up some fabric.
"Sakura, I don't understand how you could buy that cloth, and not just get a shirt like that for twenty-bucks?"
"Some people just like to do the hard way Kai." Sakura said defensively.
"Uh-huh, sure, keep telling yourself that." Sakura pouted.
'Oh well. At least I'm happy. This day couldn't get any better.' As the two trainers walked up the side-walk to their hotel, Sakura heard a familiar tune playing on a guitar. It was almost haunting, and the lyrics were sad and depressing, yet the song had a certain way of making you happy.

"Madobe ni hitori kiride tada yuki wo mitsumeteru
kimi wo omoidashi nagara garasu goshi ni kimi wo
ukabe saigo no kuchitsuke shite...

Nee waratteyo mou nakanaide
koko kara zutto anata wo mite iru wa

"Nadaraka na oka no ue yuruyakani yuki ga furu
todokanai to wakattemo kimi no heya ni hitotsu
daisuki datta hana wo ima..."

As the player on the guitar sped-up the song, his lyrics becoming even more loud and powerful, Sakura found herself looking over to Kai. The song had the same affect on her.

'Were do I know this from...?' Sakura thought as she searched her memories for the beautiful song. Then she remembered.
"Ain't afraid to die..." Kai's trance was broken, and she looked over to her friend.
"It's the name of the song, by Dir En Grey. I sang it to my little cousin in the real word as a lullaby..."
"...Sakura, do you want to find out who was playing it?"
"Yup, now that you mention it. Let's go see who it is!"

The girls followed the almost melody to a large bar. A man with short, spiky red hair was seated in the far back, with all the people at the bar staring at him. He had on a white tank top, black baggy pants, and a large red guitar on his chest, which he was playing with ease. A spiked choker and spiked wrist-bands were on him, along with a black gothic cross, and fingerless gloves. His face was soft, and held an air of laughter and fun. His eyes, a deep brown, were fixed on the stings of the guitar as he played it. His voice rang out as not the best singer in the world, but good enough to get an audience. When he finished the song, the whole bar rang with claps and whoops of appreciation. The man blushed, and thanked the people for their kindness. Sakura said to no-one in particular,

"It's Die. Wait, that can't be... Then he's a-..."Just then, a large crash was heard, and every one froze. A girl who came out from the entrance of the bar. She looked like Sailor moon mixed with Misty from Pokemon. She's a whore err-, she wore a pink skimpy dress and pink stilettos. Die looked as if he had seen death himself, and backed up, trying to get away from the evil looking woman.

"There's nowhere to run, little rat. The cat's already got your tail..."

SSF: OMG! That had to be the longest thing I have ever written! Well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter

Sano: Yah now, you could have worked harder on this one.
SSF: What? I did! I worked my tail off!
Sano: That explains no tail, but what about the ears?
SSF: ...Crib id.
Sano: smirk
Kenshin: Sano, why do you have to be so mean to Sakura?
Sano: Why do you have to be a suck up?
SSF: Why do I have to be surrounded by ahos?
Sano and Kenshin: SHUT UP!
SSF: Fine!
Rika: Don't forget to review! And on a side note, SSF doesn't believe in the InuyashaXSesshoumaru pairing. Kai does. Go beat her up, not my sis.
SSF: Sayonara everyone! Goes back to insulting Sano and Kenshin

The song-clippie used in this chapter is called, 'Ain't Afraid to Die', by Dir en Grey. I really like that song, and thought it fit the mood of Die pretty well. Here are the English translations:

All alone by the window, just staring at the snow
While remembering you, seeing you in the glass
I give you a final kiss

Come on, smile, and don't cry anymore
From here on, I'll always be watching you

The snow falls gently on a hill
Even though I can't reach you, I understand
The flower in your room that you loved is now...