Sano:...Sakura?
Ken: ...Sa-Chan?
Sano: Oi, Ken, where's the missy?
Ken: I don't know, I came to ask you.
Rika: walks in Hey guys, what's up?

Ken: we can't find Sa.
Rika: Oh, that...um, you remember when she read Erica-san's review?

Both: nod

Rika: Well, she kinda...Went AWOL...
Both: Nani?
Rika: She kept saying, 'I'm so unloved! She hates me, she hates me!'

Both: sweat drop

Rika: So, I was left to make the changes. I hop you like them! bows

Die backed up more, ending up pinned to a wall. The pink-clad woman stepped forward, cornering him. You may be wondering what everyone else in the bar was doing, and why they weren't helping him. Well, it was because the woman was Lady Amber Owens, the strongest trainer in the region. Her Bishounen collection was said to have had over fifty rare Bishounens and Bishoujos. All were powerful Sama-staged. Even though all the people, bishies and other wise, wanted to help, they weren't going to get hurt to save him. But Sakura didn't know all that. All she knew was that there was someone in trouble, and that she had the power to help.
"Hey, Lady!" She screamed. Amber stopped and looked at her.
"He obviously doesn't want to go with you, so I suggest you leave here before things get ugly!" The woman laughed at her.

"You don't know who I am, do you?"
"No, and I don't care!" Sakura yelled, her rage building up more and more. Kai grabbed her arm to get her attention, but Sakura ignored it. People were starting to get scared at what would happen if a fight broke out.
"Well, aren't you rude! I'm Lady Amber Owens, the strongest trainer in this region, and the whole world! I can defeat anyone!" As soon as she said that, Kai knew what Sakura would do. Kai calmly reached over to her shopping bags, and pulled out her Dex. Then, she waited. But she didn't have to wait very long.

"THAT'S IT! First of all, I'm not rude! Second, I don't think YOU do the fighting, so stop taking credit from the Bishounen! And finally, if you lay one finger own Die, I will take a branding iron with the word, 'L-O-S-E-R' on it, and tattoo your butt!" As Kai expected, Sakura stepped forward as a sign of challenge. Everyone was staring. Sakura didn't give a snowball's chance in hell. She pointed her finger at the evil woman, and said,
"I challenge you, Lady Garnet, or whatever you name is!" Kai typed in Sakura's number, and waited as the ringer started.
"YOU challenge ME? That has to be the stupidest thing I ever heard! Next to HIS music!" She pointed over at Die, who looked as if he was about to explode with anger. When Sanosuke answered, Kai calmly stated
"Sakura is about to get her ass kicked by high-level Samas. Can you please come over and help? We're at the Black-Cat bar. Thanks." She then closed her Dex, just as Lady Amber pulled out a Bish-Ball.

Sanosuke slammed down the Dex-Receiver, making Kitsune wince.
"THAT IDIOT! I can't believe she'd do something like that!"
"Sano...We should go help her!" A little voice said. Kitsune, the small little Chibi Dex stood up, and began to un-wire herself. But because her size, Sano had to help her.
"Kitsune, can you give me the coordinates to the 'Black-Cat Bar'?"
"Sure, no problem!" Kitsune's eyes glazed over for a second, and then she said:
"Two blocks north-west of this In-...!" She was cut off as Sano grabbed her and dashed through the door.
'Sakura, you'd better be ok!'

Flashback-

"Sakura, were did you come from?"
"Well, Sano, when a man loves a woman-..."
"No you moron. What was you old life like?"
"Well, it wasn't normal, that's for sure. I had a mom, and a sister. My sis' is here in this world already. Her name's Rika. My mom's is Sarah. We lived in a little American town on the ocean. They had a fair size of Japanese there, and my friends were really into Asian stuff. I had a cool time there. My dad was never home. Mom said that he had to work over-seas, and couldn't be there. I used to think he left us, but he comes home every now and then to visit us. My mom was obsessed with Anime and Yaoi, and used to dress us up as little cats, wolves, foxes, and other things. She took us to a Yaoi-Con when we were three...Oh, here's something you'll like. My old boyfriend's name was Kenshin."
"Really? Wow, what a small world..."
"Yah, it is..."
"Is he still your boyfriend?"
"Nani? Well, no. We're still really good friends, but I guess we didn't have the things to make it as a couple..."
"Oh...I'm sorry."
"What, you didn't do anything wrong. So don't say that, K?
"..."
"Hey Sano, how's your fighting skill?"
"Hmm?"
"Well, in the series, you were totally awesome, and you could do the Fuki no Wami (sp?). I want to know if you can do it here."
"Well, not yet. I'm still a San-staged Bishounen."
"Really? Wow..."
"Yah, sorry. Not much of a help, am I?"
"Don't say that! You're stronger than I am! Besides, one day, you'll be a Sama! Then you can kick all the other Samas butts!"
"Hmm...Maybe your right..."
"Course I am! Have I ever not been?"
"I'm keeping your word on that..."
"Hehehe..."

As Lady Amber reached for her belt, Sakura had one and only one thought in her head:
"Holy shimatta what am I thinking?" Sakura said aloud.
"I call Yue!" In a blinding flash of light, Yue from Card Captor Sakura appeared with long silver hair falling to his ankles, and his angel wings fanning behind him.

"What is it you desire Lady Owens?" He said in a tired voice.
"This little girl is being disrespectful. Teach her a lesson." Yue looked at Sakura. Was standing in a defensive position, and even though her eyes were filled with determination and stubbornness, her knees were shaking. Yue shook his head. She was still young and naïve, and if the bitch had her way, the little girl wouldn't be able to walk. Then she'd make up an excuse like 'she attacked first' or 'I was protecting the bystanders'. He didn't want to do this. Especially since she was only protecting Die.
"Lady Owens, I think this is a bad idea."
"Did I ASK for you opinion? NO! Now beat her down, NOW!"
"But-...!"
"Yue, it's ok." Yue looked surprised and turned to the light, song-filled voice. The girl was looking at him, speaking with such understanding of his feelings.
"I know what she'll do to you, and I know that you don't want to fight. I'll let you beat me up if you allow Die to be free, K?" Yue couldn't believe what he was hearing. She was willing to give herself up if it meant that the rare music Bishounen would be set free from the monster's grasp. Hell, she'd probably give her life up if it meant that someone would be saved.
"Che, whatever! My Yue will beat you down even if you didn't want the back-up singer!"
"Hey, that is enough no-da!" A Chichiri said from the crowd.
"Yah! The girl's only trying to help the guy!" Benitora from Samurai Deeper Kyo said.
"Leave her alone!"
"She's just trying to help!"
"You're the one who should be beat down!"
"Yah! Bitch!"
"Loser!" Those were the things that both Bishies and Trainers were yelling at the Evil Woman. Frankly, they were tired of her.
"If you attack Sakura, I'll beat you down to a bloody pulp." Everyone turned to the doorway. A Sanosuke was standing there, breathing very hard, but his face was full of anger and pride. A little doll was limp in his right hand, her eyes little swirls.

"Oro-oro-orooooo!"
"SANO! KITSUNE! What in Kami's name are you doing here!"
"I could be asking YOU the same thing! What the hell are you trying to do!"
"I'M trying to save someone!"
"You are the most IDIOTIC person I've EVER met!"
"Wow Sano, isn't that word a little BIG for you!"
"SHUT UP!" Everyone stopped and looked at Kai, who was currently pulling out her Bishie ball with a small 'S' on it.
"Now, since Miss High-n-mighty over here wants to play rough, we'll play rough. I send out Sesshomaru!" In a flash of light, the lord of the western lands appeared before them, in all of his lordy-ness.
"What the hell do you want now Kai?" He said while eyeing a ball on her belt with an 'I' on it.

"Sessy, could you beat up a Yue from Card Captor Sakura in Sama?"
"No problem, why?"
"Look behind you." Sesshomaru turned back to see a Yue looking very tired.
"...I do not think he wants to fight."
"Well, it's not his choice!" Lady Amber said with a mean glare. She continued with,
"I am the trainer, so I make the rules!"
"...Well, now I see why you wanted to beat her up so badly, Sakura." Said a winded Sano.
"Oh, NOW you see?"
"Umm, I'm sorry to interrupt your little squabble, but I must intervene on the account of your taking too long..." A young girl with Dark brown hair that fell too her shoulders and chocolate eyes came forward from the crowd. She had on a blue sweatshirt with a black Chinese dragon it. A pair of blue jeans was snug on her hips, and a small chain with a dark flame charm connected the belt she wore with her pocket. Black sneakers were also apparent. The crowd parted as she stepped forward.

"Well, what do we have here? Another worm? This should be fun..." Said the Blonde-Bitch.
"Lady Amber, I'm warning you. If you don't stop this, I'll tell the authorities all the evil things you're doing...Again."
"Pa-lease! Like they'll choose your word over mine?"
"Why yes, yes they would. For I am the one and only Lady Erica." The oriental trainer said.

"Umm...Can we fight now?" Said a meek Sakura from all the yelling.
"Sakura, you can't fight, because you only have one Bishounen!" yelled Erica. Man, everyone's yelling, huh?
"But I have to save Die!"
"Awww, little baby wants to help the Bishie? Well, for your information, that won't do you any good, because as soon as I deal with you and your friends, I'm going to finish what I started!"
"And what may I ask is that?" Asked Kai.
"I'm going to re-capture that worthless creature and sell him to the Government. Since they really want to know more about this worthless trash-heap, they'll pay very well..." She smirked, obvious to the plan that Sakura was thinking up.
"If only I had a-...wait a second!" She spotted a Cloud with his large sword and ran over to him, grabbing the huge weapon out of his hands.
"Wait miss-...!"
"OH MY! It's SOOOOO HEAVY!" Said Sakura as she picked up the sword.
"Whoops! My bad!"
"OW!"
"Hey, wait a sec-..!" CRASH! BAM! After all that, Sakura had somehow managed to make her way towards Die. He was about to jump up to help her when she looked him strait into the eyes. Something clicked, and He knew he should stay still.
"OH DEAR ME! It's Sooooo heavy! I hope I don't TRIP!" Something clicked in everyone's head, and a Gene from Outlaw Star stuck his foot out in front of the girl. She promptly tripped and fell on Die, causing one of her bishie balls to touch him, ending with a newly captured rock-star. People in the bar were cheering their heads off, and helping the stunned girl too her feet. An angry woman stood a few feet away.
"WHAT?" Screamed a very pissed off Lady Amber. Lady Erica smirked.
"Well, she's smart for one thing. You should have caught him when you had the chance. Too bad for you." The Lady pulled out a small doll that looked similar to Kitsune. It was a girl with silver hair that fell to the waist and milky white skin. Her eyes were gold, and she wore a blue Chinese dress that was filled with dragons and birds. Small angle wings the color of ice came out of her back.. (Sano: happy now?)

"Luna, could you please connect me to the Office?" Erica said to the small Dex. Luna nodded as Erica hooked up the game-boy screeny thingy. After a few seconds, she got a window. A man with short black hair and piercing blue eyes came on.
"Hello, this is Professor Shi-Oh, it's just you." Came a strong, Japanese accented voice.
"Nice to see you too. Well, Lady Amber is abusing her powers again!"
"Do you actually have proof this time?"
"I ALWAYS have proof!" Erica said as an anger mark appeared over her head.
"Doctored photos and shredded news paper clippings are NOT considered proof!" Everyone sweat dropped. Lady Erica, on the other hand, just looked the opposite way.
"mumble They SO counted mumble" The man in the com-link sighed.
'Fine, meet me in three hours. BEEP!" The screen went blank. Lady Erica turned to a trying-to-escape-Lady Amber.
"And just WHERE you think YOU'RE GOING!"

Meanwhile...

"SHAY! HAVE YOU FOUND ONE YET?"
"NOPE! HOW ABOUT YOU!"
"NOTHIN' YET! I'LL KEEP LOOKING!"
"K, SO WILL I!" Our valiant heroes are searching day and night to find companions for they're dangerous journey!...Ok, I'll stop playing around. Sa would KILL if she found out I made some stupid stuff like that...

Back at the bar...

"So, I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Lady Erica, commander of the Eastern Army."
"Oh, ok. I'm Sakura, commander of...Sanosuke."
"Humph..." After sending Lady Amber to jail, Sakura, Kai, Sesshomaru, Sanosuke and Lady Erica were getting acquainted. After catching Die, the girls had ordered a few drinks.
"So, Sakura, where are you from?" Ahem, I SAID, after catching Die-
"Yah, we heard. Now, back to what I was saying,-"You guys can't take a hint, can you? YOU FORGOT ABOUT DIE!
"CRAP!" Sakura then grabbed the Bishie Ball that held Die and quickly opened it. A rather cross Guitarist came out.
"Heh, sorry 'bout that..." He glared at her.
"I really am! -Oh, by the way, I'm Sakura." She held out her hand.
"I'm not very bright, or pretty, and I can be very mean, but I'll try my best to make you as comfortable as possible." Die looked strait into her eyes. He studied her for a little bit.
'She honestly wants to be my friend.'
"...I'll join you on one condition." Her smile went wider.
"-You buy me a new Guitar." Everyone around face faltered.

TBC!

Rika: Well! That wasn't so bad!
Sano: Not much changes...
Ken: Could use some more work, but hey, nothings perfect.

Rika glare Well Sor-ry!

Both: We know you are.
Rika: sigh please review, or my slightly insane weasel army will kill you. Or my sister.. Either one...