(A/N. This is Dark singing to Krad. I'm not sure if the eye color is correct. It was going to be for someone else but I thought this would be funnier.)
Sold (The Grundy County Auction Indident)
Well I went down to the Grundy County Auction
Where I saw something I just had to have
My mind told me I should proceed with caution
But my heart said, "Go ahead an' make a bid on that!"
An' I said, hey, pretty one, won'cha gi'me a sign
I'd give anything to make you mine all mine
I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beckon call
Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine
Man, I gotta have you, your one-of-a-kind
I'm goin' once, goin' twice,
I'm sold! To you in the second row
You're an eight, your a nine, your a ten, I know
You've got ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes
An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye!
Well, the auctioneer was goin' about a mile a minute
He was takin' bids an' callin' them out loud
An' I guess I was really gettin' in it
'Cause I just shouted out above the crowd!
An' I said, hey, pretty one, won'cha gi'me a sign
I'd give anything to make you mine all mine
I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beckon call
Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine
Man, I gotta have you; you're a one-of-a-kind
I'm goin' once, goin' twice,
I'm sold! To you in the long black slacks
Well you won my heart it was no contest
With your ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes
Well I'm about to bid my heart good-bye!
Yeah, we found love on the auction block
An' I hauled her heart away
Now we still love to laugh about
The way we met that day
When I said, hey, pretty one, won'cha gi'me a sign
I'd give anything to make you mine all mine
I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beckon call
Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine
Man, I gotta have you; you're a one-of-a-kind
I'm goin' once, goin' twice,
I'm sold! To you in the second row
You're an eight, your a nine, your a ten, I know
You got ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes
An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye!
John Michael Montgomery