Lyrics: "Joe Me, Chloe!
Pete
(spoken) Whitney's a lucky guy.
Chloe
(spoken) Whatever!
Pete
(spoken) Everyone knows Alicia is really easy!
Chloe
(spoken) She wasn't when Clark went out with her.
Pete
(spoken) Hey, Chloe?
Chloe
(spoken) Yeah, Pete?
Pete
(spoken) I've got a suggestion. The dance is really boring. What do you say we get out of here?
Chloe
(spoken) Oh, oh Pete!
Pete
Your dress is so neat and so flowy,
I'm hungry so let's get some chow, see. (Chloe)
This song is turning so hokey. (Chloe)
I've one thing to say and that's Joe me, Chloe… I love you…
I'm making a joke. Crap, blow me! (Chloe)
I'm looking to hang with some ropey. (Chloe)
I see in your eyes that it's nopey. (Chloe)
I've one thing to say and that's Joe me, Chloe… I love you…
Here's the pin to prove that I'm no joker.
There's three ways that love can grow.
That's good, bad or mediocre.
Oh! C-H-L-O-E, I love you so!
Chloe
Oh! I wish I felt that this was neat. (Oh, Pete!)
Waiting it just is not a treat. (Oh, Pete!)
Your eyes I just can not seem to meet. (Oh, Pete!)
I've one thing to say and that's,
Pete, I can't… Not with you!
Oh, Pete!
Pete
Oh, blow me!
Chloe
It's neat…
Pete
So, show me!
Chloe
Not with you!
Pete
I wish you do-oo-oo!
Pete & Chloe
There's one thing left to do-ah-ooh!
Pete
And that's go see the man who gives hopey. (Chloe)
There must be a way I'm not mopey. (Chloe)
I'll wash out my mouth with some soapy. (Chloe)
I've one thing to say and that's
Joe me, Chloe… I love you!
Joe me, Chloe!
Chloe
Oh, Pete, you're neat!
Pete
Go see, Chloe…
Pete & Chloe
Let's get help!