Diary of Ryou
chapter 1
Jade- I realized I didn't have a humor story and decided this would do.
Bakura- I have nothing to say yet..
Jade- You could have said the disclaimer.
Bakura- I don't want to.
Ryou- (rolls his pretty jade eyes) Jade doesn't own the characters but she own most, if not all the ideas in here. And no yami/hikari thing going..
XOXOX
Diary of Ryou
April 12, 2005
I think I should start off with a warning so I won't be held accountable for any mental damage caused by reading this. I'm Unwell! Cool font, ne?
Last night my best friend, Malik, called and went through the entire 10th grade class (9th
in last year's yearbook.) trying to figure out who I like. Geez! He actually thought I'd tell him! No, I didn't tell him. I made him work for it. It only took her about 40 minutes to get it right, probably less than 20. But it took a whole 80 minutes to admit defeat. I was so sick and tired of saying not for at least 70 minutes straight. The other 10 minutes were spent saying things like, "Give it up" or "Try again."
I had a dream this morning. Two actually. They were as weird as usual. The first one took place at school as most weird dreams do. Malik and Bakura were there. Yes, I do realize that I just told you without having to endure another 80 minutes of denial. And if you tell anyone, I will personally Burn you, and then whoever reads you. Anyway, back to the dream. I tried to draw a sketch but it turned out terrible so I'll have to use words.
I was leaning back in my chair at lunch with my eyes closed. Malik was sitting beside me as usual, eating Skittles. Then Bakura had his chair almost back-to-back with mine but a little to the left and was also leaning back, like me. I think he was saying something. I could see Yami and Yugi in the background and I swear I saw Someone sitting next to Malik. I saw all of this from my point of view as well as an on-looker. So Kawaii!
Today in World Cultures, I did my report on Japan with Yugi and Joey. Aw, shoot me! I'm tired of using the cool font! The Japanese Rare Cheesecake was so yummy! It was very yummy. Just like... Ha! I am NOT going to finish that thought! I think every group brought a food . Cookies from Jamaica, deer jerky from Canada, mango milkshake from Egypt, an orange drink from Fuji. I'll try the deer jerky at home so I can spit it out if necessary.
I was alone at lunch today. I wasn't really of course, but Malik wasn't there. I felt so vulnerable and skittish. Like a puppy waiting for his Master. Hey! When did I become the puppy! I'm already the submissive one to my muses.
April 13, 2005
Let the harassment begin! Malik can be such a Pain. "Turn around Ryou." "Look who's behind you." Gah! If I'm the puppy, he must be the Leash trying to keep me restrained. He was really giggly today. Just like a schoolgirl. Maybe he just had too much sugar today. Sugar is good, so calm and soothing while you eat it. Then it makes you really hyper and moody.
April 15, 2005
I think I lost a day somewhere. Half-days suck, correction only today sucks. It's already 5th period and I've only seen Master twice. I better see his at the Talent Show or I'll go crazy. No 4th period or lunch today because of the Talent Show. How will I survive the 3-day weekend?
Ha ha! Trice! I saw him 3 times. Yay! And he sat only a couple people down from me at the Talent Show. Hope no one asked me what happened..
A burning knife being dragged deep in your arm sounds like it would hurt. My science teacher said if the knife was too hot it would burn the blood vessels and there would be no bleeding. I bet it'd still hurt, unless it burns the nerves as well. Um, don't ask me where that came from.
April 16, 2005
Bakura was called to the office yesterday. I was passing the office at the time. I bet I looked comically, looking around for him. Then I give up and there he is right in front of me. Or I right behind him.. He was talking to Seto and Seto's girlfriend. When asked why he didn't stop at the office, he replied, "I'm not going there... I did something wrong!" Aw! He said it so cutely. Is that spelled right? Is it even a word? Of course it is, my friends use it all the time to describe me. (Gasps) I forgot to do the cool font for Seto!
Now, since I'm bored, I shall plan the demise of whoever reads this. First, I shall sic Marik and Bakura on you. Then, if you survive that, I will put you in a cage with Jackie Chan, when he's drunk. Next, I'll treat you to some Vodka at a strip club. I'll dress you in a cute bondage outfit and have you strip while I sit outside laughing my butt off. I'll save you from the crowd of drunks and watch you beg for mercy while I attempted to give you amnesia.
If you are Malik or Bakura, please disregard the above statements.
XOXOX
Jade- So how do you like it?
Bakura- It sounds so familiar..
Ryou- I think you got the crazy part down well.
Bakura- I got it! This sounds just like her...
Jade- (covers his mouth)
Ryou- He was going to say rough-draft...
Jade- Please review! This will be continued soon since I actually have a rough-draft.