Sweet Transvestite from Metropolis - lyrics
Lionel
How'd you do? I
See you've met my
Motley little gang.
They're a little brought down because,
When you knocked,
They thought you were our friend Chang.
Don't get strung out
By the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm a billionaire man
By the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet Transvestite
From Metropolis, Kansas, USA.
Let me show you about or
Listen to you shout.
You look like you both could shoot me.
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal…
We could take in an old Chris Reeve's movie.
Pete
(spoken) I'm glad we caught you at home.
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
Chloe
(spoken) Right!
Pete
(spoken) We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car.
We don't want to be any worry.
Lionel
So you go caught with a flat!
Well, how 'bout that.
Oh kiddies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night,
It'll all seem alright.
I'll get you an expensive mechanic.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Metropolis, Kansas, USA.
Why dont'cha stay for the night.
Lex
Night!
Lionel
Or maybe a bite.
Lana
Bite!
Lionel
I could show you my favorite obsession.
I've been watchin' a man
With dark hard and a tan
And he's good for increasing my tension.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Metropolis, Kansas, USA.
(spoken) Hit it here!
I'm just a sweet transvestite…
Smallvillians
Sweet transvestite!
Lionel
From Metropolis,
All
Kansas, USA!
Lionel
(spoken) So come up to the zoo,
And see what I've got for you.
I see you shiver with excitement.
But maybe the rain
Is… um… really to blame.
So I'll remove the cause…
But not… the symptom!