The Sword of Dad, Jor-El
Clark
The Sword of Dad, Jor-El, is hangin' over my head.
And I've got the feelin' he's been tryin' to pull on my thread!
Oh, woe is me.
My life is a misery!
Oh, can't you see
That I'm at the start of a pretty big downer?
I woke up this morning with a start when I fell on the bed.
Smallvillians
What are you? Nine?
Clark
And left from my dreaming was a feeling of un-seeable lead.
Smallvillians
That's quite a sign!
Clark
My high is low.
I float up with no place to go.
And all I know is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer!
Lionel
(spoken) Clarky!
Smallvillians
Sha la la la, what a huge climb!
Clark
Oh, no no no!
Smallvillians
Sha la la la. You wanna' dime?
Clark
No, no, no, no!
Smallvillians
Sha la la la. You ain't no… You ain't no… mime!
Lionel
(spoken) Clarky!
Clark
The sword of Dad, Jor-El is hangin' over my head!
Smallvillians
You're gonna' pine!
Clark
And I've got the feelin' he's been tryin' to pull on my thread!
Smallvillians
You wanna' whine?
Clark
Oh, woe is me!
I must be a mystery!
You just can't see
That I'm at the start of a pretty big downer!
Lionel
(spoken) Clarky!
Smallvillians
Sha la la la. That ain't no crime!
Clark
Oh, no, no, no!
Smallvillians
Sha la la la. There ain't no time!
Clark
No, no, no, no!
Smallvillians
Sha la la la. You ain't so fine!
We need some wine!
Sha la la la. We want a lime!
Clark
No, no, no, no!
Smallvillians
Sha la la la. That's a bad rhyme!
Clark
No, no, no, no!
Smallvillians
Sha la la la. That ain't no… That ain't no crime! Sha la la!